*Singing voice* Happy Birthday to me Happy Birthday to me Happy BBirthday Happy Birthday Happy Birthday Jazzy and many more *Song ends* THAT'S RIGHT ITS MÍ CUMPLEAÑOS HOY HOORAY FOR ME *Blows horn* 18 años and if u all could see me u probably wouldn't believe it. I honestly don't believe it either I don't even feel 18 I've still got the attitude of a child that will never go away. I know u can relate to me too Mickey your my adult child & now we can both be Niñas together 90s CHICAS FOREVER *Besos*
To celebrate my Birthday, usually I'm the one receiving regalos lIke how my amIgos from escuela gave me treats, they're all so good to me, pero I'm giving u all this cool birthday chapter from me & When I say all I mean u girls PENNY FARAH CARRIE HAILEY AND BREEZY LOVE U GIRLS XOXOX!
Well I'm off to school on my birthday *fake excitement* But i'd rather be lying in my Pjs in bed eating my weight in chocolate frosting. No matter I'll have cake in my mouth in notime. But enough on me just get to reading.
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One average warm day in the Garden Juliet was inside making breakfast for her loving Family. Her Husband quietly wandered into the kitchen without her knowing and in a surprise move grabbed her hips and spun her into his arms
"Oh my!" She laughed getting a bit shocked
"Morning love!" Gnomeo smiled kissing his wife's face, ever since they met they fell more in love with each other each day.
"Morning to you too!" She smiled kissing him back.
"Mmm you smell like roses!"
Juliet giggled "You say that every time"
"Well it's true!"
"I'm trying to cook here!" Juliet says trying to escape his grip
"Ok!"
"And you're holding me very tightly!"
"The way we both like it!" He flirts
Juliet rolled her eyes "Let me go or you're gonna answer to the spatula" She threats
Gnomeo backs up in fright "Whoa no need to go hostile on me!" He teases walking to the table and sitting down.
Juliet sets breakfast down and walks out to the dinning room "Girls Breakfast time!" Juliet called down but no response "Girls!"
"I think they're still asleep dear"
"Well their breakfast is gonna get cold!" She huffs wiping her hands on her apron
"I don't mind it means you and I can have some alone time" He flirts with her more
Ignoring him, Juliet goes to the cabinet for a rag and spray and goes out to clean off the tables humming 'S.O.S' to herself. Gnomeo comes out to watch her leaning on the door.
"Spring cleaning?"
"You know you could help!"
"Nah you've got this covered!" He jokes
"Lazy-butt!" She calls him.
Gnomeo walks to her and starts tickling her from behind "STOP! STOP IT! HAHAHA!" Juliet laughs.
"Sorry can't hear you over your girlish laughter shrieks!" He says still tickling her as her laughs got louder.
"Gnomeo I'm serious stop!" She laughs hard but he just keeps doing it more. Realizing he wasn't gonna stop Juliet took her spray bottle and squirts.
"AAAAHHH!" Gnomeo screams jumping around funny.
Juliet gets off the floor and laughs seeing him do that "Why so Jumpy?!"
"You just squirted me with cleaning spray!" He shouts rubbing his eyes.
Juliet smirked "I was here I know what happened!"
"Ah! It really burns!"
"Come here!" Juliet takes his eyes and blows in them. "Better!"
"A little!" He says but they still sting. When his vision finally clears he gives her a look "That was not nice!"
"Hey you started this!"
"And now...I'm gonna finish it!" He grabs her waist and kissed her long and hard, she was shocked but accepted it kissing him back.
They were interrupted when they hear footsteps walking down the stairs. They first see bare feet walk down followed by a laced purple night dress, they smile seeing it was just their teenage daughter.
"Good morning mum and Dad!" Joelle came running up her parents in her nightgown.
"Good morning sweetie" Juliet kissed her on the head and Gnomeo gave her a hug.
"Sleep well!"
"Kinda Jo snored half the night!" She says yawning still having sleep in her.
"Where is Jo?" Gnomeo asked
"Still getting her 'Beauty sleep'!" Joelle quotes
Gnomeo snickers "Yeah she's just like her mum that what she would say too" Gnomeo smiled remembering how Stephanie would say that and then Juliet gave him a bad look
"Not that I would know!" He said looking the other way. "Which I don't...anymore!"
"Well that's what she said to me and then she just shoved me out the door" Joelle said lying down on the couch to sleep again.
Gnomeo walked to the steps "Jo...JO!" he screamed
"WHAT!?" A cranky voice calls back to him seconds later
"JO WAKE UP AND COME DOWN HERE!"
"DO I HAVE TOO!?"
"NOW!" Gnomeo shouts once more
"Alright!" She called back with a groggy voice.
He smiles and looks on the couch "And Joelle you can wake back up too!" Gnomeo starts hitting her with a pillow.
"Hey!" Joelle laughs hitting him back with it
"Hey yourself!" He tackles her and beings laughing and smiling with her like when she was a child.
Soon another figure makes it's way downstairs in slippers and green stripped night pants and cut off top. It was Jo with nasty bedhead.
Jo smiled seeing her new family waiting for her "Good morning Daddy!" she ran to his arms for a hug.
Gnomeo smiled at his oldest daughter "Morning sweetie"
"Morning Juliet!" She hugs her stepmother.
"Hi Jo!" Juliet hugs her back
"Joelle how's my baby sister?!" Jo gave her a nudge on the head.
"Hey stop that!" Joelle pushed her off laughing. "And I'm not your baby sister you're older than me by 1 year!" She debates
"Well Breakfast is ready...It's a bit cold but it's ready!" Juliet says as they all walk to the kitchen.
Jo and Joelle seat side by side eating, they were really close sister and did everything together as much as they could.
"So sis congrats!" Joelle smiles, confusing her sister
"Congrats for what!?" Jo asked biting her toast
"I heard about you and Kyle?!" She announced. J
o choked up on her toast hearing that "What?!" Joelle asked "All I said was I was happy for you and Kyle?!"
"Joelle...Zip it!" Jo grits through her teeth.
"Who's Kyle?" Gnomeo asked looking eyeing his daughter.
Joelle looks away blushing nervously "Just a guy"
"A guy from school Jo's been going on about forever!" Joelle spills.
"Joelle shut up!" Jo grits through her teeth more, still looking at her dad.
Gnomeo continues to look at her "So who is this Kyle guy?" He ask curiously.
"He kinda asked me out on a date?!" Joelle spills slowly.
Gnomeo almost choked on his own toast as the girls just looked at him and tried not to snicker. "Gnomeo!" Juliet says annoyed.
Gnomeo kept his eyes glued to his daughter "You're not going out with him are you?" He asks her
Jo gave him a weird look "Yeah why wouldn't I?"
"Cause I don't like you dating guys!" He admits
"Oh Gnomeo! Not this again" Juliet sighs rolling her eyes
"What?! That ridiculous" Jo snaps.
"Sweetie I just think you're too young for dating"
"I'm 17 I'm not a baby!" She huffs
"Gnomeo Jo's a grown woman I think she can date if she likes" Juliet supports her stepdaughter.
"Thank you Juliet!" She smiles at least someone gets her "Well thanks for breakfast but I gotta go get dressed, C'mon sis!" Jo says walking out of the kitchen with Joelle.
Gnomeo rolled his eyes and Juliet wrapped around to his side smiling "You can't keep babying her Gnomeo" She say
"I just worry about her"
"You should trust her!"
"I do trust Jo...it's others boys I don't trust!" Gnomeo has a real problem with either of his daughters dating any type of boy cause he's too overprotective.
"You're hopeless you know that" Juliet gives him a kiss and walks away.
The two sisters came running back downstairs now dressed in their everyday clothes, of course Jo was wearing more makeup than usual.
"Okay me and Jo are heading out!" Joelle yells grabbing her backpack and Jo her purse
Gnomeo stands up" Wait where are you going?"
"To the mall!"
"Alone?!" He eyed them both
"Dad don't start this!" Jo said sighing.
"Now I just want to be sure that..." He gets cut off
"Okay we're leaving now, Bye!" Jo closes the door on him, leaving him to look annoyed
"Daughters!" Gnomeo shakes his head as Juliet laughs from a distance. "I can hear you laughing!" He shouts to her walking upstairs
Now that they were finally away from their father's eyes, the two sisters make their way towards the garden center mall, Jo seemed to be in more of a hurry than Joelle was.
"Pick it up Joelle!" Jo was practically running there.
"Slow down Jo I can't run that fast" Jo said feeling faint from all the running
"Well you better learn cause this is important"
"Why do you want to get to the mall so fast?"
"To meet with Kyle he said he wanted to meet me early today for a special surprise" Jo could hardly contain herself.
"Oh in that case!" Joelle began picking up speed with her sister as they walked through the garden center.
"You know I still can't believe one of the cutest boys in school asked me out" She shrieked with joy.
"Yeah you're one lucky girl sis" Joelle rolls her eyes
"I know! Do you see him anywhere?" They didn't see Kyle anywhere "Where is he he said to meet him here?"
"Oh there he is!" Joelle spotted Kyle surrounded with some of his popular school friends by the benches.
"He has a lot of friends with him!" Joelle says suspiciously.
Jo was to fixed on Kyle to hear what her sister said let alone care what she said "Well C'mon let's go!" Jo dragged her sister over there until Joelle noticed something.
"Jo wait!" She pulled her back into a potted plant and hid behind it
Jo was looking at her sister oddly "Joelle what are you..."
"Ssshh!" They watched as Kyle and his friends began laughing and talking and eavesdropped on their conversation.
"So Kyle where's your so called 'date?" Kyle's best friend and most popular boy Joseph said.
"Yeah shouldn't she be here by now!" a popular girl named Hillary said.
"She'll be here" Kyle said smirking.
"She better we have this whole thing set up for her" The most popular girl Beverly said.
"Let's run over it one more time!" Kyle's more popular friend Gayle said
"Okay when Jo gets here we all go away while Kyle leads her over to the photo booth to take a photo right before the photo machine snaps, Kyle you run out while the booth shoots Jo with the little surprised we've rigged for her inside. Once she runs out of there and right towards that big mark on the floor that's when Joseph and Beverly hit her with our other little surprise and when she's real not looking that when I come in riding on the security cart and run her over into our little wagon then Hillary when I tell you too, you release the wagon so she'll go riding out of control down the escalators and that's where Kyle will be set up with the ramp that will shoot her over and into the big fountain!" Gayle said reviewing.
"And I'll have the whole thing digitally recorded and downloaded for everyone to see in school by tomorrow!" The last of the group Hiram snickered.
Jo and Joelle couldn't believe what they just heard and Jo was more upset because she thought Kyle actually liked her.
"She will never see this coming"
"I bet she was so happy when you asked her out and I bet she thought you actually meant it"
"Why would I date her? she's a loser her and her sister!"
"That jerk why I outta go over there and..." Joelle stood up but her sister stopped her and pulled her back down.
Jo was sitting there crying, having her heart broken for the first time "I'm sorry sis I'm really sorry!" Joelle wrapped herself around her sister as she cried.
"Jo where are you going?"
"To Kyle"
"What no! didn't you hear what they'll do to you"
"Trust me I know what I'm doing" She said with a grin. With anger in her eyes she walked gracefully over to Kyle and his posse who were just acting like they had no scheme planned.
"Hey guys!"
"There she is!" Kyle said walking towards her with a smile "Guys this is my new girlfriend Jo" He introduced her.
"Jo how are you!"
"Nice to have you here"
"You're a lucky girl to have Kyle now" All his friends were complimenting her on him.
"I sure am!" Jo grits through her teeth filled with anger
"But Kyle I was wondering, what made you want to be with me all of a sudden?"
"I wanted to ask you sooner but I get nervous when it comes to such cute girls" He puts on the charm with her
"But Jo could see right through him "Oh Kyle" and could act the part just as well as he did.
"Say Jo you want to take a picture of me in the photo booth?" Kyle points beside him.
"Sure!" Jo took his hands and leads him to the photo booth with the same smirk on her face he was giving her. If he thinks he was getting her he was sadly mistaking
"Ladies first!" Kyle lets her in first and then he goes in. They start up the photo machine and wait...
"Oh darn I left my wallet by my friends, hold on Jo I'll be right back to..." Kyle get's up to leave before
"AAAAAAHHH!" Jo's scream startled him
"What?" Kyle gripped her arm
"Spider right there on the floor!" She cries like a scared baby hugging on her knees
Kyle rolls his eyes and takes a look so he can get out of there. He didn't even see when Jo jumped over him and out of the photo booth "SUCKER!" She calls and closes him in.
"Wait what..." There was a flash and suddenly Kyle got blasted with the prank he was setting up for Jo "Ow my eyes!" He runs out of the booth over to the mark where his friends basted him with the other little surprise
"KYLE!" Joseph snaps seeing him douse his best friends.
"Guys stop!" He pleads falling over backwards over himself
Then here comes Gayle and Hillary at full speed on the cart and run Kyle over and into the wagon cart. They mistake him for Jo when Hillary pulls the rope sending Kyle flying through the mall down the escalators and over the ramp into the big fountain.
Laughter could be heard from all corners of the mall ever last person there saw it. But no one was getting more enjoyment out of it than Jo and Joelle.
They walked up to Hiram with bad looks "I'll take that!" They steal his camera and the tape inside and continue on their way.
They reach over to the water fountain where Kyle was drenched and being publicly humiliated. When he saw Jo and Joelle coming through his wet bangs he gulped.
"Serves you right fool, that's what happens when you mess with Joelle Claudia Bluebury!" Jo snapped proudly.
"And her sister Joelle Olivia Bluebury!" Joelle came over too "And I AM NOT A LOSER!" She says shouting back at him.
"But you sure are and we've got documented film to prove it!" Jo says holding the camera and tape.
Kyle's posse came running to his aid "What did you do to him?" Beverly cried
"Just what you were going to do to my sister, and try anything else you can deal with me!" Joelle threatened her.
"You're crazy let's get away from her!" Kyle's friends helped him up and then ran off while the entire mall was still laughing it up.
Joelle was still laughing too "Ha we sure showed them right sis?" But Jo was nowhere insight anymore "sis? Jo? Joelle where are you?" Joelle searched until she found her sister on the bench crying her eyes out.
Joelle walked over to her sister and placed a hand on her shoulders. Jo looked up at her sister who was just as sad as she was, Jo gripped her sister in a hug crying all around.
"I'm so sorry!" Joelle whispers
"So am I!"
"C'mon let's get you back home, It's gonna be alright" Jo said guiding her out of the mall and all the way back home.
They got back to the garden as quick as they could and Gnomeo and Juliet were nowhere in sight. Jo ran right for her room once she got there still crying
"JO WAIT!" Joelle called but she was long gone.
Jo ran into her shared bedroom and over to her bed crying and screaming. She had never been more angry or upset in her life, she thought she finally found a guy who liked her and instead she got disappointing, just like always. Jo gripped her pillow even more to her face not caring she was getting makeup smudge all over it.
There was a knock on the door "Sweetheart!" Gnomeo walked in seeing his oldest daughter so heartbroken, he hadn't seen Jo this sad since her mother died.
"Oh Daddy!" Jo wrapped herself to her father still crying.
Gnomeo rubbed her in comfort "Joelle told me what happened are you alright?"
"I will be eventually" She cried releasing herself for a moment. "You were right daddy I was stupid to think he'd ever like me...I'm just a loser!" She hung her head low.
"No you're not! Jo any guy would be grateful to have you in their lives, and sooner or later some guys going to see that!"
She wiped her nose "Really!?" Gnomeo nods
"Sweetie you're smart, beautiful and so enchanting some guys going to see that in you too, when you're ready!" He rub's her cheek making her laugh.
"Thanks daddy!" Jo wraps him in a warm hug.
"I love you" He tells her
"Me too!" She said smiling back.
Juliet and Joelle were standing in the doorway watching that sweet-daddy daughter moment.
Joelle grab her mums waist in a hug "I love you mother!" That made her smile.
"I love you too darling!" Juliet hugged her back.
Gnomeo came walking out with Jo wrapped on his arm "Everything better now?"
Gnomeo and Jo look at each other "Yes!" they say and laugh
"And sweetie if you want I could go over to his house and beat him up for you!" Gnomeo punds his fist together
"That's okay Dad, me and Joelle showed him what happens when you mess with Bluebury!" She smirked and Joelle backed her up.
"Revenge Baby it never lets you down!"
Gnomeo and Juliet both laugh "You girls really are our daughters!" Juliet smiles as they all laugh.
"Well why don't you tell us all about it!" Gnomeo asked leading them all away.
Jo pov
Joelle and I told Dad and Juliet what went down at the mall and it kept making them laugh.
"I should be like other father's and be made but I'm just so proud of u both for what you did"
"Thanks Daddy"
"You girls made me so proud as a father"
"And me as mother" Juliet smiled.
"It was fun"
"Extremely hilarious" I grin "I just wish Kyle really did like me"
"His loss Jo you're amazing" Joelle hugs me.
"Then why haven't I met a boy yet"
"Oh sweeti you're smart and Independent a man will only tie you down"
"Uh excuse me" Dad buts In offended
"Like I said don't expect too much from men when you find one" Juliet winks at me and walks away with dad.
"Thanks Juliet"
"Well I'm gonna take an afternoon nap after this morning" Joelle yawns like a cow.
"I think I'llI chill on the couch for a while"
"Ok wake me when you need me" She walks off
I sighed and began to mope about. It seemed everyone around me had a counterparts nin their life and I had noone. The closest I ever came to guys was the barbie guy dolls I had growing plastic play things had plastic lovers and what did that leave me? Nothin not at all.
Well there you have it. I hope you all got as much enjoyment as I did. So far my days been well, or at least it would be if I didn't have school on my Birthday *sigh* Oh well its nothing some Cake Helado y Birthday money can't fix and make better. *Cha-ching* Well I have to sign off but I'll continue my work on my other stories and Mickey I promise u that súper chapter is on its way. Until you all hear from me once more, signing off.
Ur now 18 años Jazzy ;)xoxoxoxo