September 30th , 2008
Where has this month gone?
Jeez. September is over already. It's crazy.
School sucks, bad guy sucks, everything sucks. Sucky, sucky, sucky.
My teacher asked me today why I didn't finish my homework. I told her I didn't have time. She didn't believe me.
Maybe if I told her I was helping the police chase Rhino around the city she would have believed me. "Yeah, ma'am. I was trying to catch a giant guy in rhino armor." That would have gone over well.
Rhino's stupid. He's big, but he's stupid. Really frickin' big, though...
Anyway, so I tried my webbing. That didn't work. He mowed right through it, and two cop cars in the process. The police blamed me for the damage, if you read the paper recently (By the way--did you read that Weekly Enquirer crap? That I wear a mask because of bad acne? Who came up with that?!).
I'm gonna skip the details, because there are a lot of details in taking down a giant rhino-man. But I just wanted to note the lack of gratitude and enthusiasm I got for it. And my F on my homework paper.
COMMENTS:
(subj: none)
You expect too much. Really. No one cares, Spidey. Stop trying.
-Deadpool
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(subj: take it from me)
Spider-Man, not everyone is gonna thank you. Learn that now, rather than later.
--Daredevil