A/N: Well at the time of me writing this, our story has 69 reviews. So I figured I would add in a special chapter. I was planning on skipping this part all together, but under the circumstances, I guess I'll make allowance for it. This is by request. Here you go Tashay, just for kicks and giggles. After this, seriously, we're getting on with the plot. xoxo

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**Dirrty**

As first class passengers one has the privilege of certain liberties, Renesmee still found it encumbered upon herself to go to the bathroom first. She took the opportunity to prepare her… shall we say surroundings before Jacob arrived. She noticed the mirror, as she quickly cleaned and covered the seat and pulled her hair out of its ponytail. Her skin had a new kind of glow and her eyes had taken on a fierce glint to them. She smiled at her appearance, and then heard a knock. She opened to the door to the small lavatory to her husband and ushered him in quickly.

"Jeez Jake, look at you, you're huge, you can barely fit in here," she giggled, sitting up on the counter so he could squeeze into the little bathroom. He took the opportunity to while sliding into the lavatory to reach around her waist kissing her, while she quickly locked the door.

"Oh god hurry Jake!" she laughed.

Unzipping his pants for him she pulled out his already stiff jock. "Sit down on the seat," she giggled, and they held onto each other as he maneuvered thus.

And turning around she lifted her skirt, "there's still one place you haven't explored yet," she murmured quietly looking over her shoulder at his face, smiling.

"You, dirrty…"

Easily she lowered herself onto him, the plane however was suddenly jolted and she yelped lightly when Jake entered her anus.

"Cover my mouth," she groaned, "and for god's sake hurry before we get arrested."

Renesmee's groans turned into a sort of whining whimpering against his hand as he accelerated and Jake tried to mute her scream when finally their orgasm came violently at the same time in unison with their arrival.

Breathing raggedly they finished, cleaned up after themselves and attempted to exit the lavatory, but they both heard the flight attendant was at the door. "What do we do?" Nessie asked.

Jake shrugged, and then a knock came at the door.

"Shit! Jake." Nessie laughed.

"Look sick, and hold your stomach" he whispered in her ear and he opened the door just in time for Renesmee to lose the grin. Jake assumed the position of ushering her out of the bathroom.

"Excuse me," said a different attendant than before, "I hope you weren't um…"

"Oh no, no," Jake said in denial, "my wife was suddenly ill," he said cradling her against his chest where she tried to hide her face. "She's pregnant, and still has morning sickness. The sudden turbulence made her come up all over herself. You understand." Jake said barely able to contain his laugh while Nessie trembled with suppressed giggles tried to utter a groan.

"Are you okay now, baby?" he asked and kissed her hair.

"Oh my goodness, I'm so sorry, let me bring you a bottle of water, maybe some ginger ale, crackers, oh, please, let me help you to your seat. Is she okay now?" the flight attendant asked, fumbling over herself.

"I think so; perhaps just water would be fine, maybe two. And a small blanket would be excellent, thank you." Jacob said kindly as they were helped back to their seats.

Renesmee shook violently with silent laughter, but Jake leaned more into her to cover the vibrations of her giggling. Reaching their seats quickly, they giggled together at their little adventure.

"Here you go sir," the attendant said, handing him two bottles of water, a can of ginger ale, crackers and a couple of extra vomit bags, "if there is anything the Mrs. needs, please don't hesitate to call. Congratulations by the way."

"Thank you."

Renesmee feigned fatigue on Jake's shoulder until she left, "Thank you," she said weakly, then once again shook with laughter when she was gone. "Pregnant? Where did you come up with that?" Ness asked when she could breathe again and be somewhat composed.

"It worked didn't it?" Jake chuckled.

"Emmett is never going to believe this."

"Emmett?" Jake said in surprise.

"Psh, you know you're gonna tell him." Nessie accused with a smile.

"No, I most certainly will not." He defended.

"Of course you will, what good is the crime without the bragging rights!" she winked, "besides, after all the taunting for years that he gave momma and daddy, it's about time someone in this family set him straight."

"So you propose we knock two houses down to rubble to his one?"

"With pleasure." Ness said and snaked her tongue with her teeth.

"Oh my crazy Nessie, come here." Jake said and put his arm about her in a warm cuddle to which she involuntarily yawned.

"Sleepy baby?"

"Umhum."

"My little sex kitten." Jake soothed, bringing her hand up to his face to watch her dreams, and he was rewarded with watching their wedding from her eyes surrounded by butterflies and flowers until the landing of their flight at JFK.

Their next flight was easy and Nessie slept in Jake's arms from the moment they sat down until they landed in France.

Paris was beautiful at night, and the Eifel Tower illuminated everything that could boast of a view.

The inn in which they were staying was a favorite of Esme and Nessie was thrilled to be someplace where she could finally relax. Smells of the icy snow from the terrace poured in and she was drawn to its lovely little balcony, where the moon was a lovely treat.

"Jacob, come look at the moon," she beckoned from the snow bedecked balcony.

"Will that be all Monsieur?" the bellboy asked.

"Oui." Jake responded using half the French in his vocabulary, gave the boy a tip and met Renesmee at the window.

"I'm so happy to be here with you, Married, and having such incredible sex." She said.

Jacob smiled, "Really, are you really happy?"

The question in his eyes and voice took her by surprise.

"Of course." She said looking into his eyes wondering what was going on in that head of his. "Jake I can't imagine this with anyone else. I can't imagine being with anyone else. You are my dream."

He seemed overwhelmed and the desire to have her in his arms overwhelmed him as he kissed her.

"As much as I love you Jake," she said breaking the kiss, "I can't do another thing until I take a shower, I stink like dry cum, 'cause I'm dirrty," she teasingly complained.

Jacob roared in laughter, "Oh my love, the things you say."

In a ghost movement, slower than her parents, but still a blur to see, Renesmee whirled around the room unpacking their things and laying fresh clothes out on the bed and putting their bathroom things out. Then in another instant she had given Jake his phone and was standing next to him with her hand on his face with a worried picture of Rosalie.

The phone was already dialing Rosalie's number and Jacob blinked as the movement was unusual to him. "Since when can you move that fast?"

"I've been practicing. Plus it seems I got a boost with my last growth spurt. Comes in handy doesn't it?" she winked and in a flash was naked before his eyes. "Join me when you're off the phone." She said and in another instant she had disappeared and the shower was running.

"Kinky Nessie" Emmett answered Rosalie's phone.

"Actually this is her husband." Jake said in his most menacing tone.

"Oh my bad bro, Freaky Fuckin' Jake, what's up?"

Jake laughed, because there was no way around it, "Hey Emmett, what's up. Where's Rose?"

"She's out shopping with the girls."

"She forgot her phone?"

"Yea, Alice popped her head in at the end of a quickie and pulled her out before we could go again. She said something about not monopolizing her shopping partner or something. Oooh, you know what would be fun? Strip Monopoly."

"Oh really, and how would you propose playing that one, you retard?" Jake asked laughing.

"Easy, instead of paying with money, you strip and when you're out of money, you pay with favors." He laughed.

"You're such a sick freak! Stick with poker." Jake laughed back.

"Tell him." Renesmee called from the bathroom.

"Anyway Em, I called to say we got here safely and please pass on the message." Jake said politely and enunciated every word for Renesmee's benefit.

Nessie was a blur as she appeared out of the bathroom, naked, and snatched the phone. "And," said she almost laughing at Jake's expression, "we totally had sex on the plane, at our seats and he owned my ass in the lavatory, so top that! He totally has to tell you the story how we got caught. "

Emmett roared in laughter, "Kinky Nessie strikes again," he teased.

"Actually I'm about to, so if you don't mind, I am going to take my naked self back to the shower and wait for my husband so please don't take too long," she said and handed the phone back to Jake who's mouth was hanging open.

"Aww man, TMI" Emmett was yelling when Jake received the phone.

"Well, you heard the lady," Jake said, and hung up the phone.

"Renesmee Black," he called out, to which he received laughter in the bathroom where Nessie was in the shower soaping herself up.

Whatever Jake was going to say he forgot when he saw her standing there in the open tub with the curtain pulled back rinsing soap out of her long red hair, soapy water streaming down her back and over her perfect supple ass, trailing down her thighs and legs to her feet.

"Come here." She beckoned.

Jake was out of his clothes and by her side in a flash.

Their hands explored each other smoothly and gently, as the steam increased with Jacob's presence.

"I haven't told you how beautiful you are." Renesmee said caressing his arms, and soaping a sponge, she washed and caressed his every muscle, "I love the rise of your big shoulders and arms," she said rubbing soap and sudsing up his muscles, "your sculpted back, your amazingly hard abdomen and gorgeous ass totally turn me on," said she continuing to soap him up.

He watched her intently as she worshiped his body and she was drawn to kiss him deeply on the mouth, massaging him until he pulled her close and entered her. Raising one leg up and turning her so her back faced toward the wall, the hot water penetrated his back as he took her again. She moaned into his mouth at the wonderful sensations he was sending through her.

"Fuck," she whimpered as her toes curled on her lifted leg, "you're so good."

His speed increasing little by little she bit into his shoulder gently, "ohhhh, good lord…" she mumbled pushing herself against him, "Jake, please," she breathed heavily trying to grind into him harder, "you know what I need to get off."

"Get out," he said gently and pulled out, following her he stopped her at the counter. "I wanna watch you," he said with a smile and turned her to face the mirror. Her body leaned over the counter and watching her eyes, he entered her vagina from behind. Her face contorted in joy and pain at his swift entry.

"Watch me." He said requesting her eye contact, "I'm gonna fuck you stupid…" he warned.

"Yes…"she moaned when he grabbed her by one shoulder and a fist full of hair, beginning a gentle rhythm that mounted with each passing moment. The rising moan in her chest erupted in a wail from her throat as she couldn't handle another moment, but Jacob didn't stop, when he arrived inside her she screamed out then and he pressed on until her screams produced soft tears down her face and her screams turned into whimpered sobs.

Then he eased up unsure if he had gone too far.

"Are you okay baby?" He asked in a slow easy grind.

"Fuhuhuck," she mumbled, "That was better than anything I ever dreamed," she said half whining, another tear escaping her eye. "Carry me…bed."

Scooping her up like a baby in his big ripped arms, he carried her out to the bedroom and softly laid her on the bed.

Jake intertwined himself in a cuddle with her. Trailing his fingers at the dewy sweat along her body, and the other hand cupping her breast, "I think we need another shower," he said.

"Make it a bath. I'm too tired to stand up." She smiled weakly.

Jacob carried her to the bathroom after running a steaming hot bath and placed her in the water and washed her body as she silently watched him. His gentle caresses and his beautiful voice singing her the lullaby her father had written for her sent her to sleep. Cradling her in his arms, he took her and lay her sleeping, down on the bed. He dried her and dressed her with a strange sense of irony in that he used to do this very task when she was but a baby. Time had really changed everything. Now she was his wife, and instead of a sesame street nighty, he was dressing her in one of her white satin teddies. Jacob realized you really can't tell with what things are going to be with Time, because Time can be a very unpredictable mistress.

"Now my Nessie's all cleaned up," he whispered and kissed her cheek as she slept.

His shower underscored how exhausted he was, and quickly finishing, he dressed for bed, which only consisted of white satin boxers then went to the door of the terrace opening it wide.

The courtyard was beautiful, white snow with two little walking paths shoveled clear. The moon claimed his attention; it really was a beautiful night.

Renesmee's stirring alerted Jacob, no doubt aware of the cold breeze through the air. She snuggled into him deeply when he arrived under the blanket and winding their bodies together, they slept.

Bellow in the courtyard in the midnight freezing air someone was sitting, hiding behind bushes in the snow watching as the light that was pouring out of the room was extinguished, and waited for the opportune moment.