40. Rated
"Seven."
"I'm not doing this, Shawn."
"Eh, maybe a six? Oh, wait, no. Definitely a five."
"It's demeaning to women."
"Damn! Look at that nine!"
"I'm serious, Shawn!"
"Aw, come on, Gus! Who's it really going to hurt?"
"Shawn! You told me this was important! I'm missing my chess club meeting!"
"Seriously?"
"Shawn…"
"Okay, just…Look at that girl over there. Look at her curves, the play of the light on her skin. Look at the spray of the surf hitting her legs. You can't tell me that isn't a fine sight to see. When you look at her, doesn't a little scoreboard pop up in your head?"
"That one over there?"
"Yeah."
"The one with her back toward us?"
"Mmhmm."
"Well, I guess if I had to say. I'd give her a ten."
"Gus, that's just wrong!"
"What? The girl is hot, Shawn!"
"Well, yeah, but she's also your sister, dude."
"…"
"Dude, you just checked out your own sister. That's pretty messed up."
"…"
"Gus? Gus, what are you-Woah! Gus, put that dow-OW!"
Kristin: Ah, dialogue, my old nemesis, we meet again. I've never been terribly great at the whole 'people talking' aspect of writing and on the whole I've gotta say that I'm about five different kinds of not proud of this, but I'm tired and it made me giggle, so…yeah, enjoy some teenage Shawn and Gus.
13/100