95. Advertisement
A selection of excerpts from the Santa Barbara Times' personal ads from the dates of September 25 to October 4.
September 25
WM seeking nonpigheaded WM who won't freak out because of a little harmless flirtation. The insecure need not apply. Must like pineapples.
September 26
WM seeking WM who doesn't throw himself at anything with a pulse. Must be responsible, reliable, and not committing a crime by pretending to be psychic.
September 27
WM seeking WM who believes in his totally amazing psychic abilities. WM needs to get over himself and own up to how much WM helps WM.
September 28
WM would have a much easier time getting over himself if WM trusted WM enough to not lie.
September 29
Maybe WM would trust WM more if WM hadn't repeatedly threatened to have WM arrested.
September 30
WM wouldn't really arrest WM. Not anymore. But WM would be willing to bring home the handcuffs.
October 1
WM wasn't really interested in SWF. WM just likes to joke around. The handcuffs and the civil war costume at the same time?
October 2
WM is only looking for a little consideration. WM hates it when WM jokes around. Civil War UNIFORM. And maybe. WM is willing to discuss it.
October 3
SS seeking loyal, forgiving blue eyed companion to keep SS from falling down wells or getting shot. SS can be considerate. SS wants to stop fighting. And it's totally a costume.
October 4
CL seeking SS. Just come home. The pineapple misses you.
Kristin: And that's it for the reserves. Now to find time to flesh out the handful of outlines that are cluttering my hard drive. WM is White Male and SWF is Single White Female. Just in case you've never seen/heard those before. SS and CL should be self explanatory.
PeanutTree-Thanks and thanks. ^.^
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