Twilight on Windows Live!

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight or any of its characters. If I did I would be rich and not have to waste my time making lousy knock-offs.

Edward: Lazy Lion

Bella: Klutzy_Vampire_Girl

Alice: Psychic Shopper67

Emmet: Grizzly Bear

Jasper: Emo-tastic

Rosalie: Too Cute 4 U

Carlisle: Carlizzle_the_Vamp

Esme: Distressed_Mother

Lazy Lion and Psychic Shopper67 have signed on

Lazy Lion: Okay, are you ready? This will be a riot! I can't wait to see the look on his face!

Psychic Shopper67: Yea, I'm ready. We better leave now, Emmet and Jasper will sign on in about 30 seconds.

Lazy Lion: Okay, lets go.

Lazy Lion and Psychic Shopper67 have signed off

Grizzly Bear and Emo-tastic have signed on

Emo-tastic: Emmet! What is wrong with you?! You've been scared and angry and paranoid all at the same time!! What is UP with you?

Grizzly Bear: I'm all of those emotions because of the turtles! They're out to get me! They're going to hunt me down in my sleep, and slowly kill me! Hey, author person! You're the master of turtles! Tell them not to hunt me down!

AllApologies451994 has signed on

AllApologies451994 (me): Nah. I think I will just let them get you. It will teach you your lesson. You gotta love me! :D

Emo-tastic: Heh heh, nice one AllApologies! This will be good for him! Plus, despite the fact I have to put up with his emotions, this will be funny!

AllApologies451994: Thanks Jazz. Just for that, you get a cookie! (::)

Grizzly Bear: HEY! That is NOT cool! You're just doing this because you're obsessed with Jasper and not me!

AllApologies451994: Am not! *hides Jasper t-shirt and I 3 Jasper poster* Hey tuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrtles! I see a naughty boy you can get!

Grizzly Bear: NOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo! ! ! ! ! !

AllApologies451994 has signed off

Emo-tastic: Cool! I got a cookie! *eats cookie* … O no, Edward and Alice are done 'hunting' They are nervous, excited, and a little smug. I wonder what they are up to. I'll invite them over.

Lazy Lion and Psychic Shopper67 have signed on

Lazy Lion: Hey Emmet! Come down here! I have a surprise for you!

Psychic Shopper: Yea! It's really cool! You'll absolutely love it!

Emo-tastic: I don't even wanna know.

Emo-tastic has signed off

Grizzly Bear: Cool! I hope its that new Jasper t-shirt I ordered! *runs downstairs, only to see Alice and Edward with a new turtle*

Grizzly Bear: O CRAP NO! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! YOU GUYS ARE ALL CRAZY TRYING TO KILL ME LIKE THAT! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! IT'S AFTER ME! MOMMY! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Grizzly Bear has signed out due to being scarred for life

Lazy Lion: …HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! I honestly didn't think he would react THAT bad! Alice, don't you agree that what we just did was epic win?

Psychic Shopper: Yes, that was epic win!

*muffled voice in background. It was Emmet's*

'Nuh-uh! That was epic FAIL!'

Lazy Lion: O tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtle…! Emmet is being naughty! Go after him!

Grizzly Bear has signed on

Grizzly Bear: EDWARD ANTHONY MASEN CULLEN! I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE! ! ! ! ! ! !

*scream in the background*

Grizzly Bear has signed off

Psychic Shopper67 and Lazy Lion: *bursts up into laughter* Yea, I bet he'll have his revenge… /sarcasm/

Psychic Shopper67 and Lazy Lion have signed offA/N= Please review! It will make my day SO much better! I'm dedicating this chapter to my friend Hoops (that's her nickname). We both have this thing against turtles, and we always pretend they are after us. Emmet is sort of like Hoops in a way so that's why I dedicate this to her. ;P Alice and Jasper are like my friends Cody and Kier, who always make fun of us and torture us about the turtles. Just thought I would say that. Anyways, please review!

~AllApologies451994