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Chapter 4: Emmet's Revenge Part II

A/N= Thank you, AliceCullen784. I love your idea for Emmet's revenge. I'm giving you full credit for your idea. Thanks again!

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Edward: Lazy Lion

Bella: Klutzy_Vampire_Girl

Alice: Psychic Shopper67

Emmet: Grizzly Bear

Jasper: Emo-tastic

Rosalie: Too Cute 4 U

Carlisle: Carlizzle_the_Vamp

Esme: Distressed_Mother

Grizzly Bear, Emo-tastic, and Klutzy_Vampire_Girl have signed on

Grizzly Bear: Hey everyone. I have a great idea on how to get my revenge on Edward.

Emo-tastic: And what is your idea?

Klutzy_Vampire_Girl: As long as it doesn't involve me, I'm fine.

Grizzly Bear: *looks at Bella really funny*

Klutzy_Vampire_Girl: O no, it involves me, doesn't it?

Emo-tastic: Nooooo! Ain't no way! /sarcasm/

Klutzy_Vampire_Girl: Shut up Jazzy Poo. There is no need to be rude.

Grizzly Bear: Anyways, Bella. I need you to pretend to die. That way, Edward will think you're dead, and go to Italy. I want you both to be on the plane, but don't tell him you're there. When you get to Italy, reveal yourself. He'll be so mad he wasted all his time that he'll go crazy. It's the perfect plan!

Emo-tastic: …

Klutzy_Vampire_Girl. I agree with Jasper. This is a stupid idea. I'll never do it!

Grizzly Bear: Pwease? For me?

Klutzy_Vampire_Girl: Ok, fine. You always get me with that.

Grizzly Bear: I know, I'm so great, ain't I?

Emo-tastic and Klutzy_Vampire_Girl: No.

Grizzly Bear: Thanks! Okay, Edward is done hunting. Bella, when he gets in here, pretend you're dead.

Klutzy_Vampire_Girl: Okay.

Klutzy_Vampire_Girl, Emo-tastic, and Grizzly Bear have signed off.

*In the Cullen's house*

Edward walked in, worried. He felt that something was wrong, he just didn't know what. As soon as he stepped in, he heard screaming. 'O crap! That's Bella!' He ran to the Cullen's living room, where he seen Bella lying on the floor, blood all over herself. Emmet was the one who told Edward what *supposedly* happened. 'Bella was just walking through the house, when she slipped and fell. A knife was lying on the floor, and it stabbed her. That's the whole story.' Little did Edward know that it was all fake blood, and Bella was still alive. 'Guys? Is this true?' Everyone looked at Edward with devastated eyes. 'Yes, Edward, this is true', said Jasper. 'We can't believe it either.' 'That's it, I'm going to Italy! Bye everyone! Try to take care without me.'

Edward stormed out the door, shouting several naughty words. He grabbed his cell phone, and called the airplane service.

Edward (on phone): Yes, I would like a plane ticket.

Airlines person: To where sir?

Edward: Italy.

Airlines person: That will be $500

Edward: ! …Ok

Airlines person: Would you like extra leg room?

Edward: I don't care.

Airlines person: Thank you for purchasing your Plane ticket.

Edward: O-kay then.

*Inside Cullen house*

'Bella, now's your cue. Get on the plane. Now!', yelled Emmet. 'But how? I can't get on there without a ticket. 'No need for a ticket, I bought one in advance', chirped Alice. 'Now go, this will be funny'. 'Fine, I'll go! When does the plane leave?' 'In about 30 minutes, so hurry!' So Bella ran to the airport.

At the airport, Bella and Edward waited (but far away from each other, where they couldn't see each other) for the plane to leave. At about 4:00, Bella and Edward boarded the plane. Bella was wearing a funky perfume, so Edward couldn't tell that she was there. She was in the main back, and Edward was in the main front seat.

On the way there, the air pilot guy asked Edward 'May I see your ticket, sir?' Edward handed him his ticket, and the pilot guy (lets call him Bob) wouldn't accept it. Edward said, 'Why aren't you taking my ticket, you just asked for it.' Bob just looked at him funny, and said 'I never asked for your ticket. You're hearing stuff.' Edward was confused, he could've swore that Bob asked him for a ticket. He just sat there, and 5 minutes later, Bob said 'Hey, sir, I asked to see your ticket a few minutes ago. Where is it?' 'It's right here, look! In my hand, there's my ticket! See it?' 'Sorry sir, I didn't ask for your ticket. What is up with you today?' Edward just rolled his eyes and decided to just ignore him. About 5 more minutes later, Bob asked for Edward's ticket. 'Listen to me bub! This is the third time you've asked me for a ticket, and every time I show it to you, you never want it! Do you have some weird mental disorder?! Huh?! You're getting on my last nerves!' 'Sorry sir, but I don't see your ticket. You'll have to leave now' Bella was laughing in the background, Edward paid no mind to her. 'Look, Bob. Here's my ticket. Are you satisfied now?!' 'Sir, you're going crazy today! I haven't asked for a ticket. You must have something wrong with you.' Edward was really frustrated with this annoying excuse for a person, so he left. As he was walking back, he heard Bob yell 'Goodbye sir! Glad to have you here! Wait… do you have a ticket? I haven't seen it…' Edward just ignored him.

. . . . .

They had finally got to Italy, and Bella was stalking Edward until he got to the tower. Bella then jumped on his back and yelled 'Hey, silly! Did you miss me?!' Poor old Edward didn't know what to think. 'I thought you were dead!!' 'Nah, this was all part of Emmet's revenge.' 'So… I put up with that mentally retarded guy and came to Italy for nothing?!' Bella giggled after remembering the mentally retarded guy. 'Yea, pretty much.' Edward cursed, and then laughed at himself. 'Come on, Bella. Let's get you home.' So they went back to the Cullen's house.

When they finally got back, everyone was laughing their heads off. 'I can't believe you fell for it!', yelled Emmet. 'Yea, that was hilarious! I thought you were smarter than that!' said Jasper. 'Could you guys be quiet? I'm trying to see how good I look! Gawsh!' …That's typical Rosalie for you. 'Edward glared at Emmet. 'You. Are. So. DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!' Emmet just laughed at him. 'Yea, I bet Eddiekinz!' 'O tuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrtles…' 'Sorry guys, I got to run from the turtles. Bye'

A/N: Please review. Tell me if it was good, if it was bad, if it was meh… Btw, the idea that Bella faked her own death was AliceCullen784's idea. Props to her for that! Okay, that was all. Remember: Don't forget to review! It makes me feel all warm and fluffy inside… No, it don't. But it does make me feel better to know that I actually did good. Okay, byez.

~AllApologies451994