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I climbed into my car and drove away.
I was outside before they knew it. I woulda kept on running if I hadn't heard Jasper yell, "STOP. I-I forgive you? I'm not quite sure what for, but before-
Having you best friend fall out of the sky and discover he is a she, AND that she is an immortal, it's a lot to learn in one day."
"Ummm, Sash, you do realize you are floating ten feet off the ground, right?" Emmett remarked.
"No." I said sarcastically and dropped the said ten feet. Suddenly, Edward attacked me. I easily evaded and pinned him to the ground. "WTF? First you invite me into your family, then you attack me? Are you insane, of just seriously messed up?"
"B-but you were thinking about eating Renesmee!" He spluttered.
I sighed and rolled my eyes, "So you're going to beleive everything I think?"
"But you were thinking it!" He retorted.
"Yeah," I said sarcastically, "Right now I'm thinking that I'm a ten foot tall purple paltapus bear with pink horns and silver wings. You're gonna believe that?" I morphed into the platapus bear, "Ha ha ha." I said.
"She does have a point Edward." Alice said.
I morphed back, "Mmmhmmm, you listen to what Alice says guys." Then I proceeded into one of my rants.
By the time I had finished everyone was gone. I considered it. Maybe I should eat Renesmee, just to make a point.