I was in the middle of making a sword in my workshop when Jasper burst into my room. Fuck, I think I forgot to mention my workshop to the rest of the family. I said, "Hi Jazz I'll be out in a moment, just wait a sec." I pushed him out and locked the door, then ran over, trying to save my sword. These materials weren't cheap, you know. I had left it to cool and was clearing up when Emmett burst through my door, breaking it. Jasper was frozen outside, still in shock. "Shit! EMMETT! Now I'll have to make a whole new door." It was reinforced steel, to keep it soundproof. "Language" Esme called from down stairs. "COOL!" Emmett exclaimed as he cut off his hand. "Not so cool." No duh, sherlock. I took the dagger from his grasp and put it on it's shelf. It was a particularly nasty looking one, with a jagged edge- obviously my favorite. Jasper chose that minute to come down to earth and asked, "what is that?" pointing to the shelves, filled with knives, daggers, swords and other blades. "My 'My little pony' collection" Whaddaya think? I told every one to get out I had other stuff to do, and left the room, to meet Nessie in the garage.
"Ruh-nez-MAY! stop it! This instant! You are older than me, you CANNOT go around calling me Auntie. It is goddamn creepy." She stuck her tongue out at me and said
"Auntie, you were born in the ancient times, of course your are older than me." Some times it is sooo hard being the oldest thing in the universe apart from the planets and solar system, ladidadida. I slipped into my blue mini from the window and put the key in the ignition and revved it up. "Well, niece. You can go find another ride." And other times, it is sooo damn cool.
I had just finished a History lesson which was very funny. We were learning about Cleopatra and how she was probably a redhead. Redhead, my foot. She looked a whole load like Rose and was a lot like her too. I mean, She was a vampire, I killed her, simple. I entered my English classroom and fuck, it was noneless than, a VAMPIRE. And great, he was next to me. Man, could it get more Deja-vu? I glared at him and took my seat. I let the class go on for ten minutes, then told the teacher me and my sister (Nessie), had to go to a doc-DENtist appointment. Eeep, almost forgot Carlisle. I got up when the vamp slipped me a note. Meet me alone out the back after school. Hehehe, enjoy your last hour of living.