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Chapter VIII Part I: Mike's Performance

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight, any of it's characters, or the song mentioned down there. If I did own Twilight, Bella would be for Jacob (Sorry, not a huge Edward fan.)

*Recap*

'No… way. I know who that is! It's…'

'O my Carlisle!' someone yelled. 'It's that dweeb, Mike Newton! He's such a wannabe!' 'Yea, he isn't cool. At all.'

Mike wasn't paying any attention, so he just went on his way. 'Okay, listen. I'm totally gonna save this show from utter destruction. I'm gonna play an awesome song, and you guys are gonna like it! Okay, hit it boys!' In the background some people were getting their instruments ready while listening to the crowd boo. 'Woo, lets go! We are Mike and the Boys!' That was Mike that yelled. He began playing, immediately being booed by the audience. They knew the song, they liked it, but Mike made it sound bad.

'This is for you Bella! And a one, and a two, and a one, two, three, four!'

'I need an easy friend
I do... with an ear to lend
I do... think you fit this shoe
I do... but you have a clue

I'll take advantage while
You hang me out to dry
But I can't see you every night
Free
I do

I'm standing in your line
I do... hope you have the time
I do... pick a number too
I do... keep a date with you

I'll take advantage while
You hang me out to dry
But I can't see you every night
Free
I do

I need an easy friend
I do... with an ear to lend
I do... think you fit this shoe
I do... but you have a clue

I'll take advantage while
You hang me out to dry
But I can't see you every night
But I can't see you every night
Free...
I do
I do
I do'

Everyone started booing Mike after this. There were lots of yells like 'YOU'RE AWFUL! GO DIE IN A HOLE!' and 'DUDE, YOU'RE NOT KURT COBAIN, FACE IT!' Nelbyisthemasterofpenguins (my friend) was in the audience and she burped the words 'Turtles, penguins, after him!' So the turtles and penguins went after him. It was one wild night.

'Dude, we need to get home. The turtles are scaring me. They're out to get me!' shouted Emmet. That kid wasn't right in the mind. 'Yea, we do need to get back. I'm missing the new Hannah Montana!' 'Rosalie, I think there is something wrong with you if you like that retarded excuse for a singer. Her acting is almost as bad as her singing' said Edward. Rosalie just glared at him. Carlisle spoke up. 'So, are we just gonna stand here or go already?' So they left.

Chapter VIII Part II: The Cullen's Internet Conversation

Grizzly Bear, Emo-tastic, Lazy Lion, and Klutzy_Vampire_Girl have signed on

Grizzly Bear: Hey Edward, look like you have some competition! There's you, Jacob, and Mike! You must feel special!

Emo-tastic: I'm serious, they're emotions were crazy. They were all gooey and lovey and fluffy! I hated it!

Lazy Lion: Shut up guys, I work for the turtles and penguins both and they know where you live. So be afraid. Be verrrrrrrrryyyyyyy afraid!

Klutzy_Vampire_Girl: Can it, you big Fubbies! I'm not in the best mood right now!

Emo-tastic: I can tell.

Klutzy_Vampire_Girl: I thought I said to can it, Fubby! Leave me alone! I'm too embarrassed to go anywhere. I'll never show my face in public again!

Grizzly Bear: OOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo! Bella's getting mad! Bella's getting mad!

Lazy Lion: Hang on guys, I'll be right back. Emmet, can I discuss something with you?

Grizzly Bear: Sure, bye everyone!

Lazy Lion and Grizzly Bear have signed off

Emo-tastic: O no… Edward and Emmet are fighting. I need to go check on them. Bye Bella, I'll talk to you later.

Klutzy_Vampire_Girl: Okay, bye Jasper. I'm gonna go watch the fight, I wanna see Emmet get hurt.

Emo-tastic and Klutzy_Vampire_Girl have signed off

*In the background*

'No! NO! NOOOOOOOOoooooo! Edward Anthony Mason Cullen! I can't let you do this!' 'O yes, I'm definitely going to do it! Mr. Turtleeeeeeee, Emmet needs a spanky spanky! He also needs the box…' So Edward got up, grabbed a box, put Emmet in it, and Mr. Turtle with him. Poor old Emmet couldn't take this, so he passed out. Jasper and Bella broke into laughter, and Edward just glared at him. 'That'll teach you to mess with Bella again!'

End of Chapter VIII

A/N= Hey guys! Hope you enjoyed this chapter! The next few will be internet conversations. BUT, in order to get those chapters, I have to have at LEAST three reviews. Sorry, that's just the way I roll. And if I made any Hannah Montana fan angry, I'm sorry. I just don't like her. Flame away, flames will only keep me warm in the winter. :D Bye everyone, please review! If you don't, I'll get the turtles after you! And you don't want the turtles after you, trust me. By the way, if you were wondering what a 'Fubby' is, it is a word my friend Megan created. She was trying to type 'funny' when she and Cody were talking on Windows Live but she typed 'fubby' instead. She told me and it was very hilarious. Btw... REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~AllApologies451994