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Chapter IX: Turtles, Butterflies, and Penguins, O My!

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight, or any of its characters. If I did, Jasper would be the main character and Bella would love Jasper. :D

Edward: Lazy Lion

Bella: Klutzy_Vampire_Girl

Alice: Psychic Shopper67

Emmet: Grizzly Bear

Jasper: Emo-tastic

Rosalie: Too Cute 4 U

Carlisle: Carlizzle_the_Vamp

Esme: Distressed_Mother

Grizzly Bear, Too Cute 4 U, Lazy Lion, and Klutzy_Vampire_Girl have signed on

Grizzly Bear: Howdy peoples! How goes it?

Klutzy_Vampire_Girl: It isn't great. I got made fun of all day at school! Do you know what it feels like to be made fun of by your teacher?!

Lazy Lion: I'm so sorry, Bella, love. It will be fine. The next time someone makes fun of you, I will…

Too Cute 4 U: What? Tell them the butterflies are after them?

Grizzly Bear: O no! Now the butterflies are after us! Not them! Ugh, I should've known. I caught one looking at me funny.

Klutzy_Vampire_Girl: Yea, I know! I seen the penguins, turtles, and the butterflies looking at me funny! Edward, I think they're out to get us!

Lazy Lion: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo! They can't be!

Too Cute 4 U: Um, I need to leave now. I still value my sanity. Bye everyone, don't let the weakling butterflies get you!

Too Cute 4 U has signed off

Psychic Shopper67 has signed on

Klutzy_Vampire_Girl: Alice! Have you heard the news? The butterflies are after us now!

Grizzly Bear: Yea, I saw one looking at me funny.

Lazy Lion: Alice, is this true? Are they out to get us?

Psychic Shopper67: Yes, guys. The butterflies, the penguins, and the turtles are all after us!

Lazy Lion: Well, can you see when they attack?

Psychic Shopper67: Yea, hang on a second.

Grizzly Bear: I'm telling you guys, if I see a butterfly and it looks at me funny, I'm gonna…

Psychic Shopper67: MONDAY! THEY'RE PLANNING THEIR ATTACK FOR MONDAY!

Klutzy_Vampire_Girl: Well, today is Friday, so we have two days to prepare for the attack. What are we supposed to do?

Psychic Shopper67: They're planning to attack us here, so we need to head to the mall…

Grizzly Bear: NO! NOT THE MALL!

Klutzy_Vampire_Girl: Okay, fine. But don't come crying to us when the butterflies, turtles, and penguins all get you.

Grizzly Bear: Okay, I'm in! We're going to the mall!

Lazy Lion: Rawr. I don't like the mall. O well, I have a fly swatter. I'll just kill them.

Psychic Shopper67: Fine, but we're not taking any chances.

Grizzly Bear: Edward, when you die, can I preach your funeral?!

Lazy Lion: What? NO!

Grizzly Bear: Fine, be that way.

Lazy Lion: I am that way.

Psychic Shopper67: Guys, we need to leave. Esme needs help cleaning up the mess in the kitchen. Somebody thought it would be funny to break all of them.

Everyone: *stares at Emmet*

Grizzly Bear: What?

Lazy Lion: Nevermind. Come on, lets go.

Everyone: Okay.

Grizzly Bear, Lazy Lion, Klutzy_Vampire_Girl, and Psychic Shopper67 have signed off.

A/N: I'm sorry, guys, if this isn't that funny. I'm not feeling as good as I normally do today. Btw, thanks for all the reviews! I would appreciate some more, to make me feel better. :P Here are some cookies to all my wonderful reviewers. You guys are the best! (::) (::) (::) (::) (::) (::) Don't forget to remember to review! Also, the next chapter will be set at the mall with Emmet, Jasper, Alice and Bella. Edward and Rosalie are staying at home, they don't want to 'lose their sanity.' One more thing... REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!