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Chapter X: The Burp-Off!
Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight, any of its characters, or anyone/anything else mentioned down there. If I did, I would be incredibly rich and stuff. :D
A/N: Btw, this chapter is dedicated to my friends nelbyisthemasterofpenguins and Hoops1996. They asked if I could add them in a chapter so I did. I added Cody, Mak, and Kier because I think they deserve to be in here. They are my other bestest friends. Plus, I added Melvin in here for Hoops because she is a Sailor Moon nut, like me. ;P
-At the Mall-
It was Monday, the day that Alice had predicted the turtles, butterflies, and penguins were going to attack. In order to stay safe, Jasper, Alice, Bella, and Emmet all went to the mall. It was more boring than they thought. Jasper and Emmet stopped at GameStop inside the mall, while Alice and Bella went to Old Navy. After they did all of that, they met up at the lobby.
'Alice, when will it be safe to go home? I'm tired of pwning Emmet at Guitar Hero: Metallica!' 'Dude, I pwned you and you know it!' 'Aw, can it you big Fubby.' 'Guys, they're not leaving until 6:00 tonight.' Bella, who everyone forgot who was there because she was so quiet, asked 'What time is it now?' 'It is… 4:30!' Emmet looked annoyed. 'Ugh, stupid butterflies! What are we gonna do for two and a half hours?'
All of a sudden, nelbyisthemasterofpenguins, Hoops1996, Mike Newton, Melvin (the doofy kid from Sailor Moon), my friends Cody, Mak, Makiah (Kier), and I showed up. Nelby (I'll just type that, I won't add the rest due to me being lazy :P) was the first one to pipe up. 'Are you guys bored? Well, so am I. So, I brought a 24 pack of Dr. Pepper so we could have a burp-off. Are you guys up for it?' Jasper replied 'Sure, we have nothing better to do. We're here for two and a half more hours until the butterflies, the turtles, and the penguins go away.' Hoops was the one to reply. 'O my gosh, you're hiding from them too?! I caught one looking at me funny!' 'Dude, so did I! Weird, huh?' 'Aw, shut up Emmet, nobody loves you' said Bella. 'Nuh-uh, Esme loves me!' Cody, being his impatient self, practically yelled 'Are we gonna do this or not?!' He sort of scared us, so we started.
'Okay everyone, I'll be the judge' said I, AllApologies. 'The first one to burp will be Hoops' Hoops got up, got a drink of Dr. Pepper, and burped. It was real puny though, and even vampires couldn't hear it. It was pretty sad. 'Hoops, that was just awful,' said Nelby. 'This is how it's done: (PS these words are burped) Margaret. You. Can't. Burp. Right. This. Is. How. It's. Done!' 'Aw shut up Shelby, now you're just bragging! Andrea, tell her to stop!' I just looked at her. 'Sorry Hoops, but the idea of the game is to beat them, not feel sorry and let them win! And it's AllApologies to you! Anyways, Jasper, it's your turn. So Jasper stood up, and didn't even get a drink of Dr. Pepper. His burp was so huge, a random guy's ears popped. He's just that good. With a smile of satisfaction, Jasper sat down. 'Jasper! That. Was. Amazing! So far, you and Nelby are tied for the win. 'AllApologies, you seriously thought that was good? Dang, you should hear me!' After that remark, Emmet stood up, drank some Dr. Pepper (vampires shouldn't do that, but o well. It's a story. It isn't supposed to make sense. [Yu-Gi-Oh! Reference]) After he chugged a whole Dr. Pepper, he burped so loud that it popped 2 guys ears.
'That was good, Emmet. If only it lasted a bit longer… Next up, Mike and Melvin! They're doing this together because they're both nerds. They're just that way.' 'Is that an insult?!' '… No… Don't you have to, like, burp or something?' 'O yea! C'mon Melvin, let's win this thing!'
With that, Mike and Melvin stood up, opened their mouths to burp… Nothing came out. 'Um, this is weird. I know we can do this! Why ain't it working?!' 'Sorry, guys, but you failed. Up next is…' 'Whaddaya mean?! We just have to win!' 'Um, too bad! Okay, Bella, your turn!'
Mike and Melvin were incredibly mad, but they walked off anyways. Now Bella walked up. 'I'm sorry if this is puny you guys. I'm not good at stuff like this.' So she burped and it was tiny. No one heard it, except for Alice, who was super close to her. 'Nice try, Bella. That was okay, I guess. Next up, Kier!' 'No, I'm not going. Unlike you guys, I'm a lady, and I don't do stuff like that. Let Mak go in my place.'
So he did.
His burp was so loud it shook the building. …Yup, that's Mak for you. I just stood there, speechless. 'Dude, that was awesome! 10 out of 10!' Mak didn't know what to think. He never gets complimented. He was so happy he started dancing. It was funny.
'You think his was good? You should hear me!' chirped Alice. She got a swig of Dr. Pepper, walked up, and burped. It was so loud, a few people passed out, the building shook, and the roof came off and fell back on like in the cartoons. 'Alice. I honestly can't believe you did that! I mean, seriously! You're so small! How could you hold a burp so big?!' She just simply answered, 'Practice.'
Cody, who had left, had just came back. 'Did you guys hear that rumbling? It shook all the way at the GameStop, which is at the other end of the building!' Alice smiled. 'That was from me!!' She was obviously proud of her humongous burp. 'You guys can burp, but you can't do this!'
Then Cody cracked one so huge that everyone in the mall passed out. 'Come on! Was it really that bad?!' was all he could say.
-End of Chapter X-
A/N: Sorry guys. I know this isn't my best work. I don't feel all that great. This was all I could come up with. I promise you, the next chapters will be better than this. Btw, I need three reviews before I update. Sorry. I just want to know what you think of it. I honestly don't mind flames. I know this isn't my best chapter, and I don't mind hearing it. ;P And remember: REVIEW OR I'LL GET THE BUTTERFLIES, TURTLES, AND PENGUINS AFTER YOU! AND THE FROGS! THE FROGS ARE EVIL TOO! Ahem. Now that that's out of my system… Review!
~AllApologies451994