Twilight on Windows Live!
-Chapter XII: The Magnificent Grizzly Bear-
A/N: Hey guys. I finally got my first flamer. I feel so loved. /sarcasm/ Btw, 'Gorgeous Flamer', or whoever you are, this is a fan fiction. It isn't SUPPOSED to make sense. And, as a matter of fact, I've read Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn, and about half of The Host. I just have one tiny question to ask you: If you didn't like the story, why did you continue to read it? Because you have nothing better to do with your time than criticize people's work? Sorry about my rant, I just had to get that out of my system.
Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight or any of its characters. If I did, would I be writing this right now?
Edward: Lazy Lion
Bella: Klutzy_Vampire_Girl
Alice: Psychic Shopper67
Emmet: Grizzly Bear
Jasper: Emo-tastic
Rosalie: Too Cute 4 U
Carlisle: Carlizzle_the_Vamp
Esme: Distressed_Mother
Grizzly Bear, Too Cute 4 U, Emo-tastic, and Psychic Shopper67 have signed on
Grizzly Bear: Hey guys. How goes it?
Too Cute 4 U: Nothing, my wonderful Emmy Bear. What about you? Are you okay?
Grizzly Bear: Yea, I'm more than okay. I'm fantastic!
Emo-tastic: Yea, I can tell! Why are you so happy?!
Psychic Shopper67: Emmet! That is the WORST plan I believe you've ever had!
Grizzly Bear: Is it really THAT bad?!
Too Cute 4 U: What is he planning on doing?
Emo-tastic: I don't think I wanna know.
Psychic Shopper67: He's…
Grizzly Bear: NO! I WANT TO TELL THEM!
Psychic Shopper67: Okay
Grizzly Bear: Yea! Since Edward and Alice ruined my prank at the mall, I'm gonna host a magic show at the mall! Are you guys gonna come watch?
Alice and Jasper (in unison): No.
Grizzly Bear: I thought you wouldn't come. I just wanted to try.
Psychic Shopper67: Jasper, we better go. I want to go shopping and I have to have somebody to carry my stuff!
Emo-tastic: O brother…
Psychic Shopper67: Aw, can it and come on already!
Emo-tastic: Fine…
Emo-tastic and Psychic Shopper67 have signed off
Too Cute 4 U: Come on Emmy Bear, let's get you ready for your magic show. By the way, what is your stage name?
Grizzly Bear: Huh?
Too Cute 4 U: Every great magician has a stage name, silly!
Grizzly Bear: Okay, I'll be the Magnificent Grizzly Bear!
Too Cute 4 U: Alright Em- Magnificent Grizzly Bear, let's go!
Grizzly Bear: Okay.
-At the Mall-
Emmet, or the Magnificent Grizzly Bear, was putting his stuff on the stage. After he set everything up, he tried to attract an audience. Key word: tried. After many poor attempts to bring attention to his show, he only got 4 people. He got Rosalie, some random dude, his girlfriend, and a hobo. Yea, not a good turn out.
'First,' Emmet said, 'I would like to make a rabbit come out of my hat!' So Emmet grabbed a hat off of the table, grabbed it, and stuck his hand down it. Then he started mumbling to himself. 'Where is the rabbit? I don't see it…' Just then, Emmet turned the hat upside down, and a stuffed rabbit fell out of it. 'Woo! It came out!' Just then, everyone looked at him funny. Rosalie was ashamed; she just had her head in her hands.
'Ahem. For my next trick, I'm going to… um… make myself disappear!' So Emmet got in a box and pulled the curtain, making it look like he disappeared.
'Do you reckon he can hear us?' said somebody. I think it was the random dude. 'No, I don't think so' said his girlfriend. Then the hobo piped up. 'Let's go, while we still have the chance!' So everyone left except for Rosalie. 'Come on Emmet, let's go home' Rosalie muttered. So Emmet came out of the box. 'Rose? Can I ask you something?' 'Yea Emmy, you can ask me anything!' 'Was my show alright?' 'Well… I guess?' 'Thanks Rose, I knew somebody would appreciate it!'
And with that they walked outside, got in the car, and went home.
A/N: Hey guys! I don't know if this chapter is good or not. I know I shouldn't let a flamer get on my nerves, and I won't, but I need to ask everyone else something: Are my parodies really that bad? I thought they were funny, but that's just me. Please, tell me in a review. If you want to give me any ideas to make it better, please let me know. By the way, this question is for whoever 'Gorgeous Flamer' is. What do YOU think would make a good story? Please give me some ideas, God forbid I write a story that you don't enjoy! /sarcasm/ Okay people, please review!