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Chapter XIII: The 50 Reviews Special!
A/N: Dang! Has it really been 50 reviews already?! (And yes, I count flames as reviews) I can't believe it! So, in honor of over 50 reviews, Biscuit Lady (aka Hoops1996) and I got together and figured out something that would be cool! I don't wanna spoil anything in the author's note, so you just have to read to find out. :D Hope you like it! (PS the names of people who haven't reviewed are the names of my friends. Er, nicknames. I'm not saying their real names [except for one.])
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Twilight or any of its characters. Do you Biscuit Lady? AllApologies, don't be stupid, you know I don't own Twilight or its characters! Gawsh! Sheesh Biscuit Lady, what's with the attitude? Too many biscuits does that to you. –I back away slowly-
'Hey Jasper, you ready to head out?' asked Carlisle. 'Yea Carlisle, let's go.' In honor of AllApologies' 50 reviews, they all headed out to the school to play a special concert for every reviewer and friends of Biscuit Lady and me.
Those people are (keep in mind this is EVERYONE who has ever reviewed, not just the people that have reviewed a whole lot. This is also in no particular order) THE REVIEWERS: AliceCullen784, feralfairy, Sarah the VAMPIRE, Monkey Fighter Ninja (my uncle), FabioandRichardForever, ForeverTwilight-Nikki, DarkAngelz200, TwilightCrazy33, nelbyisthemasterofpenguins (my bestest friend EVAR!), Dis is my account, belmo18, Brenda Sprouse, Cullen of the Night, Dubbles, mikky546, twilight saga fan for ever, and Gorgeous Flamer (I count her/his flames as reviews)
MY FRIENDS (their nicknames, not real names): RaysofSunshine, nelbyisthemasterofpenguins, The Devil, PhatBoyBubba, MakAttack, Phil (real name; couldn't think of a nickname for him), GatorBoy, and Mr. Brainy.
So, the band Darkest Hours got ready and headed on out to (my school). Once they got there, Emmet, Jasper, and Carlisle all were attacked by rabid fan girls. 'O MY GOSH, IT'S JASPER HALE! AFTER HIM!', 'EMMET, DUMP ROSALIE, YOU SHOULD BE MINE!!', and 'O MY CARLIZZLE! YOU'RE CARLIZZLE! ESME ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU, PICK MEEEEEEEEEEEE!' were many of the things heard. Edward didn't get any screams from fan girls. 'It's okay honey, they wouldn't know awesome if it bit them in the rump.' 'Don't worry Bella. I'm not mad. I'm sorta glad I ain't got any fan girls. They're about to kill Jasper, Emmet, and Carlisle!'
Then, a random group of fan boys started yelling. There was many screams of 'ALICE, PICK ME! I'LL GO SHOPPING WITH YOU!' and 'ROSALIE, I'M TEN TIMES BETTER THAN EMMET EVER THOUGHT TO BE, PICK ME!' and, last but not least, 'BELLA! DUMP THAT EVIL, ABUSIVE VAMPIRE THING! YOU SHOULD BE MINE! ALL MINE!'
Poor old Bella didn't know what to think. 'Edward? Those guys scare me. They sound worse than Mike Newton!'
After many signed autographs and screams toward the Twilight characters, Darkest Hours got up on stage and said 'Howdy everybody, y'all ready to rock?!?!?!?!?!' After many screams of 'Yup' and 'Yea buddy!' Darkest Hours began to perform their first song, Barbie Girl by Aqua. I know they're retards. But what can we do about it? Nobody was listening, so they just started talking. PhatBoyBubba, MakAttack, nelbyisthemasterofpenguins, RaysofSunshine, Monkey Fighter Ninja, Biscuit Lady, and I were all in a corner, just talking about random stuff.
'So, Devil, when are you gonna ask SquireKid out?' PhatBoyBubba asked. 'Shut up! I'm not gonna ask him out, just deal with it!' So I asked 'Why not?' At random, Mr. Brainy popped in and said 'Because if she did I would beat SquireKid up and make her go out with me!' 'I never loved you, I don't love you now, nor will I ever love you, Brian, so shut up!' 'Aw man…' Then he walked off. Then it got quiet. 'Dang, it's quiet!' Biscuit Lady nearly shouted it. 'I'm gonna go over there! I gots to have my biscuits before the day ends!'
So she left.
'Guess what? My name is ten times cooler than yours because it is Monkey Fighter Ninja. It has the three best words in all existence!' said Monkey Fighter Ninja. 'O my Gosh, like, monkeys rock!' replied the Devil. She had an odd obsession with monkeys. Nobody really knew why. 'Hey, Devil? Can I ask you something?' MakAttack asked. She replied yes, which she immediately regretted. 'If you love GatorBoy, why won't you ask him out?' 'Hmm… let me think. MAYBE BECAUSE HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND?' PhatBoyBubba and I just laughed at him. 'O. That explains it.'
'Okay everyone! Now's time for our next song, Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana!' I nearly fell over dancing with excitement. Nirvana was only, like, the best band EVAR! 'Aw man! I was hoping to hear Smells Like Nirvana by Weird Al!' said nelbyisthemasterofpenguins. She hated Nirvana, but she liked the rip off song.
Over in the corner, all the reviewers I mentioned above were talking. 'O. My. Gosh. I can't believe I got to meet the Twilight characters!' said AliceCullen784. 'Yea, they're taller than I thought!' said feralfairy. 'OMG OMG OMG!' said someone in the group. 'I just saw Emmet Cullen wink at me!' 'Um… no you didn't. He was blinking to get the sweat out of his eyes.' 'O. Why did you have to crush my dreams like that?! Wah!' So he/she or whoever ran off.
'Woo, that was the best 5 minutes I've ever had!' said Jasper. Nirvana was his favorite band, too. 'Up next, I'm a Gummy Bear! I forgot who it was by, though.' Nelbyisthemasterofpenguins absolutely adored this song, so she started dancing. 'Hey' piped RaysofSunshine, 'I want to dance too! So does my imaginary Yoshi!' So she got up with her 'imaginary Yoshi' and started dancing with nelby. Phil came over and just looked at them funny. 'Are they even right in the mind?' Then everybody there said in unison 'Nope.' Biscuit Lady was sitting by herself in a corner eating biscuits, laughing at how retarded nelby and RaysofSunshine were.
'Okay, that sure was fun! That was only the best song ever!' shouted Emmet. 'Shut up Emmet! Gosh!' Edward yelled back to Emmet. 'Anyways,' said Carlisle, 'now is time for a forth and final song, the Cha Cha Slide!'
So everybody got up and started dancing along with the band. GatorBoy got up and shouted 'O yea baby! This is how we dance!' So he started break dancing in the middle of the floor. Emmet looked at him and smiled. 'Hey, that looks like fun! Let me try!' So GatorBoy got up and Emmet started dancing. He tripped 7 times and he fell over 16 times. It was hilarious. Trust me.
After all the chaos, the Cullen's all signed more autographs and stuff that celebrities do, and then they got in Edward's Volvo and left. On the way there, Carlisle said 'Man, that was one heck of a party! Did you see all those evil children?! They tried to kill us!' 'Shut up Carlisle, you're just jealous because you didn't have as many fan girls as me!' Emmet told him. 'Yea, but NO ONE had as many as me! I'm just awesome like that' retorted Jasper. That started the war on who was the most awesome. All the girls sighed and just listened and laughed at the boys. 'Ahh. When will they ever learn?'
A/N: Thanks to all my dear reviewers! Without you guys, this chapter wouldn't have even existed! Remember, I'm having my next 'celebration' like this after 75 reviews. Don't worry, though. It won't be like this. It will be better. Just trust me on that. So… do you guys know what to do? Huh? Well, lemme tell you. REVIEW! RAWR! I NEED REVIEWS! AGH! Ahem. Now I got that out of my system. By the way, I need some more ideas for something Emmet and Jasper can do in later chapters. I'm running out of ideas. So, review, and I won't rip your head off. Just kidding. I won't rip your head off. But seriously. Review! RAWR!