Twilight on Windows Live!

Chapter XIV: Complete Randomness

Written By: AllApologies451994

Disclaimer: I do NOT own Twilight. Or its characters. Just clearing that up. I also don't own Nintendo, the DSi commercial, or American Idol. Or Spongebob. HaHa :P

Edward: Lazy Lion

Bella: Klutzy_Vampire_Girl

Alice: Psychic Shopper67

Emmet: Grizzly Bear

Jasper: Emo-Tastic

Rosalie: Too Cute 4 U

Carlisle: Carlizzle_the_Vamp

Esme: Distressed_Mother

Emo-Tastic, Grizzly Bear, and Klutzy_Vampire_Girl have signed on

Klutzy_Vampire_Girl: Hey guys. What's up?

Grizzly Bear: Nuffin but a muffin!

Emo-Tastic: Dude, that was so lame…

Klutzy_Vampire_Girl: Ooo! He told you!

Grizzly Bear: Well… um… You're so ugly, you're mom never really even loved you!

Emo-Tastic: Yes she does! Esme loves me because I'm the good child! I'm ten times better than you!

Klutzy_Vampire_Girl: Um… Jasper? You do know that that was part of the DSi commercial, right? There's no need to get so upset.

Emo-Tastic: O. I knew that. Heh heh heh…

Grizzly Bear: Hey, American Idol so rocks!

Klutzy_Vampire_Girl: Yea, Danny is gonna win!

Emo-Tastic: Nuh uh! Everyone know that Adam is the best! Duh!

Klutzy_Vampire_Girl: No, Danny!

Emo-Tastic: You're wrong, it's Adam!

Klutzy_Vampire_Girl: Danny!

Emo-Tastic: Adam!

Klutzy_Vampire_Girl: Danny!

Emo-Tastic: Adam!

Grizzly Bear: Emmet!

Emo-Tastic: What the heck, Emmet? Just shut up!

Grizzly Bear: STOP BEING MEAN TO MEEEEE! I'M TELLING ESME! WAHH!!! :'(

Grizzly Bear has signed off

Emo-Tastic: …That was wrong…

Klutzy_Vampire_Girl: I know.

Psychic Shopper67 has signed on

Psychic Shopper67: Howdy my peeps! What is UP?

Klutzy_Vampire_Girl: The sky.

Emo-Tastic: Well then.

Psychic Shopper67: Um… Why is Esme hollering at Emmet?

Klutzy_Vampire_Girl: It's a long story. You don't wanna know.

Psychic Shopper67: No, probably not. O! Edward's gonna be on in about…

Lazy Lion has signed on

Psychic Shopper67: …Now

Lazy Lion: Why is Emmet…?

Emo-Tastic: It's nothing. Don't worry about it.

Lazy Lion: Okay. You know what's awesome?

Emo-Tastic: What?

Lazy Lion: SPONGEBOB!

Klutzy_Vampire_Girl: O my gosh, I LOVE Spongebob!

Psychic Shopper67: Yea, totally! It's so awesome!

Emo-Tastic: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Everyone: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

Lazy Lion: …Let's not sing that anymore. That wasn't right. At all.

Klutzy_Vampire_Girl: You know what? I'm hungry. I'm gonna go get me some grub. Bye everyone.

Lazy Lion: Bye, Bella love.

Klutzy_Vampire_Girl has signed off

Psychic Shopper67: O MY GOSH! THERE IS A NEW EPISODE OF iCarly on! We totally need to go watch it!

Emo-Tastic: Yea, let's go!

Emo-Tastic and Psychic Shopper67 have signed off

Lazy Lion: Hello? Is anyone here? …Boo. Now I'm lonely. NOOOOO! O well, I'll go watch some TV or something. …Why am I talking to myself?! I'M GOING INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lazy Lion has signed off

A/N: REVIEW!!! I haven't got a whole lot of reviews lately, and now I feel depressed. WAH!!! NOBODY LOVES MEEEEEEE! …Um. I just had an emo moment. Sorry 'bout that. I'm normal now. …Review? Please? (::) I've got cookies! PS, Jasper is right, Adam is SO gonna win… I can't wait till Wednesday, SLASH IS GONNA BE ON AMERICAN IDOL! GO SLASH! WOO! (If you don't know who Slash is, he's the old guitarist for Guns 'N' Roses, Slash's Snake Pit, and Velvet Revolver. But I'm sure you guys know who he is. EVERYONE knows who Slash is…) By the way... REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~AllApologies451994