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Chapter XV: A Lesson With Carlisle

Disclaimer: If I owned this crap, I would be famous and not waste my time writing lousy fanfictions. So no, I don't own it.

Edward: Lazy Lion

Bella: Klutzy_Vampire_Girl

Alice: Psychic Shopper67

Emmet: Grizzly Bear

Jasper: Emo-Tastic

Rosalie: Too Cute 4 U

Carlisle: Carlizzle_the_Vamp

Esme: Distressed_Mother

Lazy Lion, Psychic Shopper67, Grizzly Bear, Emo-Tastic, Too Cute 4 U, and Carlizzle_the_Vamp have signed on

Too Cute 4 U: What up, losers?

Lazy Lion: Shut up, Rosalie. Gosh, what is wrong with you?

Grizzly Bear: OOOOOOOooooooo! Daddy, they're arguing!

Emo-Tastic: What is wrong with you, Emmet?

Grizzly Bear: STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!!!!!

Emo-Tastic: Dude, I didn't do anything!

Psychic Shopper67: Yea, Jazzy didn't do anything!

Emo-Tastic: Thank you Alice.

Psychic Shopper67: Any time, Jazz.

Too Cute 4 U: Gosh, now they're gonna get all lovey dovey. Carlisle, make them shut up!

Carlizzle_the_Vamp: All of you, shut up! Shut. Up!

Lazy Lion: Sheesh, who's a cranky pants? You are! …Where's Bella?

Psychic Shopper67: She had to go grocery shopping for Charlie. They're running out of food.

Lazy Lion: Okay.

Emo-Tastic: So, Carlisle, why did you force us on here?

Carlizzle_the_Vamp: What do you mean? I didn't force you.

Grizzly Bear: Yes you did! You said that if we didn't get on here you would…

Carlizzle_the_Vamp: OKAY EMMET! Now, what I would like to talk to you about today is how to stay safe in the wilderness.

Too Cute 4 U: Well dang! This is SO boring! I'm outta here.

Carlizzle_the_Vamp: No you're not! You are gonna listen to me, you are gonna like it, or I'm getting the turtles after you!

Too Cute 4 U: Okay, I'll be good.

Carlizzle_the_Vamp: So, do any of you know what to do when you see a snake in the wild?

Grizzly Bear: I KNOW, I KNOW! PICK ME! PICK ME!

Carlizzle_the_Vamp: Okay, Emmet?

Grizzly Bear: STOP, DROP, AND ROLL! THAT'S MY FINAL ANSWER!

Carlizzle_the_Vamp: Um, no… That's not right, Emmet.

Grizzly Bear: Well, shoot!

Lazy Lion: What do you mean? I don't have a gun to shoot!

Emo-Tastic: Well I swear that I don't have a gun…

Psychic Shopper67: Jasper? Why are you singing Come as You Are by Nirvana?

Emo-Tastic: Because that song is awesome! Duh!

Carlizzle_the_Vamp: SHUT UP! …Ahem. No, when you see a snake, you get up slowly, and walk away calmly.

Grizzly Bear: NUH-UH! You run around screaming 'MOMMY! HELP ME! THERE'S A SNAKE AFTER MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!'

Carlizzle_the_Vamp: Emmet, are you right in the mind?

Grizzly Bear: I forgot to take my medication.

Too Cute 4 U: O NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Grizzly Bear: Yea, you may think that, but for me I'm having the time of my life! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Carlizzle_the_Vamp: Fine, be that way! I can't teach you guys nothing because of Emmet! I'm out!

Carlizzle_the_Vamp has signed out

Everyone: -Looks at Emmet-

Grizzly Bear: What did I do?

Everyone has signed out

A/N: Okay, sorry if this chapter is stupid, but I just HAD to put it. My family was out riding four wheelers, and we got up to stretch our legs and stuff. We were sitting there talking about snakes, and daddy said 'Do you girls know what to do when you see a snake?' and Cassidy (my little sister) said 'STOP DROP AND ROLL! THAT'S MY FINAL ANSWER!' It was funny. And the part about the medication was me and Biscuit Lady (Hoops1996) were talking. This is how the conversation went:

Me: Margaret, are you right in the mind?

Biscuit Lady: Naw, I forgot my medication

Me: NOOOOOOOO!

BL: You may think that, but for me I'm having the time of my life!

Um… Review? It'll make me haaaaaaaaapppppppppppy! And if you don't Biscuit Lady will send the turtles after you. Nah, just kidding. But seriously. Review! REVIEW, DANGIT! LoL. :P