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Chapter XVI: How Bella and Edward Really Met

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight, its characters, Mountain Dew, M&M's, or Smarties.

(Note: Names have changed.)

Carlisle: Dr. Vamp

Edward: The Lion King

Emmet: Teddy Weddy

Jasper: EMOtion

Alice: Mrs. Shopaholic

Bella: Lamb of God

Esme: Mother Dearest

Rosalie: Better Than You

The Lion King, Teddy Weddy, EMOtion, Mrs. Shopaholic, Lamb of God, and Better Than You have all signed on.

Teddy Weddy: Howdy my peeps? What's up, yo?

Better Than You: Please, Emmet, stop talking like that.

Teddy Weddy: I don't think I can.

EMOtion: And why can't you?

Teddy Weddy: Well, dawg, I may have had a few packs of Smarties.

Mrs. Shopaholic: Dear God, Emmet! How few packs?

Teddy Weddy: Um, I can't remember. I sort of blanked out after 37...

Lamb of God: O MY GOD EMMET! You had 37 packs of Smarties?!?!?!?!?!

Teddy Weddy: What? Who are you? YOU WORK FOR THE TURTLES, DON'T YOU?!?!?!?!? AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lamb of God: Um, I don't know how to respond to that...

Mrs. Shopaholic: Hey Edward, what's gotten into you? You're being all quiet and emo and stuff. Knock it off!

EMOtion: Yea, being emo is my job! SO STOP IT, PUNK!

The Lion King: O, I was just thinking of the first time I met Bella.

Better Than You: You met her at school. In a boring subject. Why would you wanna think about that?

The Lion King: Because I love her Rosalie. And besides, I'm thinking of before that. I met her at a local gas station!

Lamb of God: O yea, I remember! I was sitting there, all lonely and stuff, and then you came up to me...

The Lion King: Yea, thats the time! I had a pack of M&M's and a Mountain Dew at the time!

EMOtion: Very interesting. Was it a good Mountain Dew?

The Lion King: Um, Jasper, I couldn't have drank it. I'm a vampire, remember?

EMOtion: Answer my question. Was it?

The Lion King: Yes, it was very good. And it made me feel all hyper and stuff, too.

Lamb of God: You were getting so hyper that I had to take away the Mountain Dew and drink it all myself! But then you chased me yelling 'Give me back my dang Mountain Dew!'

The Lion King: It was so good, though! I HAD to have it back...

Lamb of God: Then I felt bad and gave you back the M&M's I stole from you. You didn't even know I took them!

The Lion King: ...Heh heh...

Better Than You: That was a very interesting story. You should be so proud of yourselves.

The Lion King and Lamb of God: We are!

End of Chapter XVI

Author's Note: Yea, I'm sorry it took so long to update. Our computer blew up and I couldn't use it for a long time. Then when we finally got it back, I couldn't get on fanfiction. So in order for you to read this chapter, I had to email it to Monkey Fighter Ninja (for those of you that don't know, he's my uncle. He has a story called The Frivolous Saga if you wanna check it out) and get him to post it. O yea, and it might be a while before my next update. So yea... Just letting you know in advance!

~AllApologies451994