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Chapter XVIII: Jasper's Schizophrenia

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight or any of its characters, Stephanie Meyer does.

Carlisle: Dr. Vamp

Edward: The Lion King

Emmet: Teddy Weddy

Jasper: EMOtion

Alice: Mrs. Shopaholic

Bella: Lamb of God

Esme: Mother Dearest

Rosalie: Better Than You

EMOtion has signed on

EMOtion: Hello? Anyone here?

EMOtion: I am.

EMOtion: Cool. I can talk to myself. /sarcasm/

EMOtion: Don't you like talking to me?

EMOtion: ...I don't know how to respond to that.

EMOtion: You don't like me, do you?!?!?! I FEEL UNLOVED!!!!

EMOtion: Hey, have you took your medication today?

EMOtion: No...But I may have had a few Smarties....

EMOtion: How many?

EMOtion: Somewhere around 56 or 89 packs.

EMOtion: ...?! Are you mentally insane?

EMOtion: Why do you care? Who are you? You work for the turtles, don't you?!?!?! MOMMY HELP ME!!!!!!!

EMOtion: Okay, first I'm schizophrenic, but now I'm also paranoid? Since when?

EMOtion: Hey, I can't help my schizoprenia or paranoia. It's your fault.

EMOtion: How is it my fault?

EMOtion: I don't know, but since it ain't mine it HAS to be yours.

EMOtion: We're the same person.

EMOtion: O yea, I forgot about that part.

EMOtion: ...May I ask if you're alright in the mind?

EMOtion: No.

EMOtion: Fine then, be that way.

EMOtion: I am that way.

EMOtion: ....

EMOtion: What?

EMOtion: Um... nevermind.

EMOtion: I'm bored. Are you?

EMOtion: Hello? Same person? You should know.

EMOtion: You do realize you're expecting the half of you that is high on Smarties to answer that?

EMOtion: ...

EMOtion: See? And you think I'm the dumb one. Sheesh, you're the dumbest smart person I ever met.

EMOtion: That was an oximoron.

EMOtion: I'm telling mommy you called me an oximoron! How dare you?!?!

EMOtion: An oximoron is... nevermind. You wouldn't understand it anyways.

EMOtion: ...Yea, probably not.

EMOtion: Hey, I need to leave.

EMOtion: But I wanna stay.

EMOtion: Too bad, I'm in charge here, bub.

EMOtion: ONLY THE TURTLES CALL ME BUB! YOU MUST BE A SPY WORKING FOR THEM! HELP MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EMOtion: ...I make no comment...

EMOtion: FINE THEN BE THAT WAY! I'M LEAVING BEFORE YOU TRY TO EAT MEEEEEE!!!!!!!

EMOtion: Alrighty then. Bye.

EMOtion has signed out.

A/N: Alright, as ya'll know I'm getting closer to 100 reviews. I need help deciding what to do for the next special. So if you have ANY idea of something to do when I get 100 reviews you need to give it to me in a review. (Coincidence? Hmm... I'll let you decide) And I still need to know about what to do with Nightmares and Reality (my other story previously known as Let You Down). Alrighty then, goodbye and review!!!!!! :D (PS, if you didn't get the thing about Smarties, we were having a Drug Free Week at school, and they gave us Smarties. This one kid looked at our teacher and said 'It sure was dumb for them to give us Smarties for a no drug thing.' The teacher looked at him funny and said 'Why?'. He was like 'Duh, everyone knows you can crush them up and snort them. Gosh.' I thought it was funny. :P)