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Chapter XIX: Emmet Discovers YouTube

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight, any of it's characters, YouTube, the music video of Heart Shaped Box (by Nirvana) or Charlie the Unicorn.

Carlisle: Dr. Vamp

Edward: The Lion King

Emmet: Teddy Weddy

Jasper: EMOtion

Alice: Mrs. Shopaholic

Bella: Lamb of God

Esme: Mother Dearest

Rosalie: Better Than You

Teddy Weddy and EMOtion have signed on

Teddy Weddy: Hey dude. What's up?

EMOtion: Eh, nothing much. What about you?

Teddy Weddy: I DISCOVERED YOUTUBE!

EMOtion: That can't be good.

Teddy Weddy: I'm watching the music video to Heart Shaped Box right now.

EMOtion: Cool.

Teddy Weddy: ...OMG THAT DUDE IS WEARING A DIAPER THING!

EMOtion: No REAL fan of Nirvana would make fun of Diaper Dude.

Teddy Weddy: ...Okay?

EMOtion: Hey man, Alice needs me to go shopping with her. Talk to you later, dude.

Teddy Weddy: Alrighty then, byez!

EMOtion has signed off

The Lion King has signed on

The Lion King: Hey Em. 'Sup?

Teddy Weddy: I'm on YouTube!

The Lion King: ...Do I want to know?

Teddy Weddy: ...Probably not.

The Lion King: Ok.

Teddy Weddy: Charlie... Charlie... We're on a bridge, Charliiiiieeee...

The Lion King: Um, okay?

Teddy Weddy: Dude, you act too much like Charlie. You need to lighten up.

The Lion King: ...Um, okay, Emmet. Whatever. ...I gotta go. BYE!

Teddy Weddy: Alright, byez!!!

The Lion King has signed off

Better Than You has signed on

Better Than You: Hey Emmy Bear! What are you doing?

Teddy Weddy: I'm on YouTube!

Better Than You has signed off

Teddy Weddy: NO CHARLIE! THEY'LL STEAL YOUR KIDNEY! ...Oops, too late. .

Teddy Weddy has signed off

Author's Note: Yea... this chapter was random (and short; sorry bout that) but me and Monkey Fighter Ninja were talking about Nirvana and I mentioned the Heart Shaped Box video and he told me I should have a chapter of this where Emmet makes fun of Diaper Dude (I don't know who it is, I'm sure it isn't Kurt, Krist, or Dave though... Clarification on who it is, please?) so I came up with that and just added Charlie the Unicorn in for the heck of it. :P O yea, I need an idea for my 100th review special. I only have one idea so far. I know you guys can do better than that! So, send me your ideas in a review. :D