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Chapter XXI: Resident Evil Meets Twilight!
Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight, any of its characters, Resident Evil, any of it's characters, or Mountain Dew.
Author's Note: Yea, sorry if this is a little random. Er... a LOT random. I was playing Resident Evil 4 today and I was wondering what Leon would ever do if he met one of the Cullens, I added a few random characters from RE games, and BOOM! This was born. The Resident Evil characters will only appear in this chapter, unless you want them to make special appearances in later chapters, and you will have to review to tell me whether or not to keep them. Again, this is INCREDIBLY random, but that's what you get when you have a loopy girl high on Mountain Dew running on 3 hours of sleep after playing Resident Evil. . (BTW, this is when Bella is a vampire and Renesmee was just born, so she can't really do much yet. She will appear next chapter, along with a few werewolves. Hope that clears things up.)
Carlisle: Dr. Vamp
Edward: The Lion King
Emmet: Teddy Weddy
Jasper: EMOtion
Alice: Mrs. Shopaholic
Bella: Lamb of God
Esme: Mother Dearest
Rosalie: Better Than You
SPECIAL APPEARENCES:
Chris Redfield: Buff Bear
Leon Kennedy: ZombieSlayerzRule
Wesker: Bad Dude
Claire Redfield: Concerned Sister
The Lion King, Teddy Weddy, EMOtion, Mrs. Shopaholic, Lamb of God, and Better Than You have all signed on
Mrs. Shopaholic: EEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EMOtion: AHHH!!!! Calm down! What's going on?!?!
Lamb of God: Yea, seriously, you broke my eardrums with your squeal!
Teddy Weddy: Well, at least she didn't make us faint...
Lamb of God: Well, excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, your highness, but that wasn't my fault.
The Lion King: Yea Emmet, you better back off!
Better Than You: You guys are all children. Now, if you excuse me, I have to go stare at myself for 5 minutes straight without blinking.
Better Than You has signed off
EMOtion: ...Well then. Anyways Ali, what's going on?
Mrs. Shopaholic: ThestarsofResidentEvilarecomingtovisitusomgIcan'tbelieveitIcan'twaittomeetLeonandWeskerandChrisandClaireandOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!! (The stars of Resident Evil are coming to visit us OMG I can't believe it I can't wait to meet Leon and Wesker and Chris and Claire OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!)
The Lion King: O MY GOD! SERIOUSLY?!?!?!? WHEN WILL THEY BE HERE?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Lamb of God: OMG I can't wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EMOtion: ...No more Mountain Dew for Alice.
Mrs. Shopaholic: Aww....
Buff Bear, ZombieSlayerzRule, Bad Dude, and Concerned Sister have all signed on
Teddy Weddy: O MY CRAP IT'S THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Buff Bear: OMG IT'S EMMET CULLEN! Dude, I LOVE you!
Teddy Weddy: I love you too! You're my idol!
EMOtion: Hmm...
Mrs. Shopaholic: What is it, Jazzy Poo?
EMOtion: How can I be sure it's them for real?
ZombieSlayerzRule: Well, I was a secret agent who got sent by the government who rescued the presiden'ts daughter, Ashley Graham, and defeated Lord Saddler and Salazar and all the Plagas eggs or whatever in order to save the world.
Lamb of God: Yup. That's Leon.
Concerned Sister: I have nothing important to say about me. I'm just Claire.
ZombieSlayerzRule: Aw, Claire Bear, you know that's not true! I love you!
Concerned Sister: I love you too!
AllApologies451994 has signed on
AllApologies451994: HI LEON! YOU DON'T KNOW ME YET BUT I'M GONNA BE YOUR WIFE!
ZombieSlayerzRule: ...Okay.
Concerned Sister: ...But Leon! I thought you loved me!
ZombieSlayerzRule: I'm sorry Claire. The author has spoken. And what she says must be true.
AllApologies451994: Darn right!
AllApologies451994 has signed off
Everyone except Leon: ...
EMOtion: ...I shouldn't've asked that question.
Lamb of God: Yea, no der.
Teddy Weddy: ...Hey Chris, you wanna snort Smarties together?
Buff Bear: Heck yea! Let's go, the Smarties won't snort themselves!
Buff Bear and Teddy Weddy have signed off
ZombieSlayerzRule: Yea, I better go to. I'm getting married.
Concerned Sister: To the author?
ZombieSlayerzRule: Um, yea, who else? Ada Wong? Pfff...
ZombieSlayerzRule has signed off
Mrs. Shopaholic: This isn't what I expected at all... I thought they would be cool.
Bad Dude: But I am cool. See? I was cool, I am cool, and I always will be cool.
The Lion King: ...Can't argue with that.
Mrs. Shopaholic, Lamb of God and EMOtion: Agreed.
Monkey Fighter Ninja has signed on
Monkey Fighter Ninja: What? You're all talking about Wesker like he's all that and you won't say anything about me? What's wrong with you? I'm ten times cooler than Wesker ever thought to be!
Bad Dude: O no you di-in't!
Monkey Fighter Ninja: O yes I di-id!
Bad Dude: -gasp-
Monkey Fighter Ninja: Yea, that's right. I'm better than you.
Bad Dude: Nu-uh.
Monkey Fighter Ninja: Uh-huh.
Bad Dude: Nu-uh.
Monkey Fighter Ninja: Uh-huh.
Bad Dude: ...Okay, fine. This isn't over.
Monkey Fighter Ninja: Yes it is, because I'm leaving.
Monkey Fighter Ninja has signed off
Concerned Sister: ...WAH!!!!! The love of my life is getting married to the author! I HATE YOU!
AllApologies451994 has signed on
AllApologies451994: I know.
AllApologies451994 has signed off
Mrs. Shopaholic: Eddie Boy, Jazzy Poo, Belly Welly, I think we should go hunting.
The Lion King: Don't call me that...
Lamb of God: Yea, seriously, I hate that name.
EMOtion: -sighs- Yes, Ali, dear. Let's hunt.
Mrs. Shopaholic, The Lion King, Lamb of God, and EMOtion have all signed off
Bad Dude: Yea, I better go, too. I gotta torture your brother and be just plain cool elsewhere. I'll prove that Monkey Fighter Ninja isn't better than me!
Concerned Sister: Yea... I'm all lonely and stuff because the love of my life just left me. I'll go mope a while and then you can kidnap me at around 7, kay?
Bad Dude: Sounds good to me. See you at 7!
Bad Dude and Concerned Sister have signed off
Author's Note: Yea, sorry if it was just plain awful. I made this up at random. And I'm a HUGE Leon fangirl so I HAD to put him in there, along with myself. :P Jimmy was just in there because he's my uncle and he needs to be put in here somewhere. ...And he told me to put him in here. :P Alright, if you have the time, please leave a review. Critism is welcome! As long as you say something, I'll be glad to hear it and make this lame excuse of a fanfiction worth reading! :D
~AllApologies451994