Twilight on Windows Live!

Chapter XXIV: Emmet's Adventure!

Written by: AllApologies451994

(Note: Names have changed. Also, Jacob and Renesmee have been included)

Disclaimer: I do NOT own Twilight, any of it's characters, Smarties, Mountain Dew, Fun Dip, Charlie the Unicorn, YouTube, or that guy in the Heart Shaped Box music video (I don't know his name, but he's the guy in the main beginning running through the field of flowers and he looks like he's wearing a diaper. If anyone knows who that is, please tell me.)

Carlisle: Vamp Daddy

Edward: Mindworm

Emmet: Mr. Monkey Man

Jacob: Fluffy Dawg

Jasper: The War Master

Alice: Psychic Shopping Pixi Stick

Bella: Just Normal

Esme: Mother Goose

Renesmee: Puppy Lover

Rosalie: Beautifully Blonde

Mindworm, Mr. Monkey Man, The War Master, Just Normal, and Puppy Lover have all signed on

Mr. Monkey Man: Hey guys! What's up?

Mindworm: Not much. What about you guys?

Just Normal: O, nothing. Just sitting here talking to you.

The War Master: Yea, pretty much the same. But I'm listening to Heart Shaped Box by Nirvana.

Mr. Monkey Man: OMG I LOVE THAT SONG!!! IT'S JUST AWESOME!!!

The War Master: If you think it's so awesome why did you make fun of Diaper Dude (I don't know his name, and that's the nickname Monkey Fighter Ninja gave him, so that's what I call him until I actually know his real name.) a few chapters ago?

Puppy Lover: What do you mean, a few chapters ago? You mean a few days ago?

The War Master: No, I mean a few chapters ago. Somewhere in the United States, there is a girl that goes by the name of AllApologies451994 who controls our lives and posts them on a website called .

Puppy Lover: ...Mommy? Jasper is scaring me!!!

Just Normal: Everything's alright. Jasper is just lying. Right, Jasper?

The War Master: ..Um...Yup...?

Mr. Monkey Man: HEY GUYS! I KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO TODAY!!!

Mindworm: What is it, Phineas? (reference to Phineas and Ferb, a Disney show. Yes, I still watch Disney. Is there a problem with that? ...I think not.)

Puppy Lover: OMG I love that show! I watch Phineas and Ferb every day! Ferb is my hero!

Just Normal: ...I know I probably shouldn't ask this, but what are you gonna do, Emmet?

Mr. Monkey Man: I'm gonna go on an adventure! I'm going on an adventure, Charlieee!!!

Puppy Lover: ...Mommy, he's scaring me! MAKE HIM STOP!!!

Just Normal: -sighs- Come on honey, it's time for bed.

Puppy Lover: But it's only 4:30.

Just Normal: Do you want to get away from Emmet or not?

Puppy Lover: ...GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!!!

Just Normal and Puppy Lover have signed off

Mindworm: I think I'll go too. Later.

Mindworm has signed off

The War Master: ...Okay, now that you're done pretending to be someone on Charlie the Unicorn, go on your stupid adventure already.

Mr. Monkey Man: Okay then! I need Fun Dip, Smarties, Mountain Dew, a diaper, and internet access!

The War Master: ...I don't even wanna know. Well, later.

Mr. Monkey Man: BYEZ!!!

The War Master has signed off

To Be Continued...

Author's Note: Aw, come ON, guys! No reviews at all for the last chapter? I even got a beta to fix it and everything! Well, that's why this one is 'to be continued'. I really hate to sink down to this, but I want at least 3 reviews before I post part two to this. It's not really a big number, and I didn't wanna get too unrealistic, so lets leave it at 3. I hope you don't mind this, it's just that I'm discouraged about last chapters whopping 0 reviews. So please, just write anything. I don't care if you write 'LOL YOU ARE EPIC FAIL HAHAHAHA' or 'OMG I LOVE YOUR AWESOMENESS STORIES!' or even the letter Q five times in a row. Just leave something. Alrighty, that's all for now.

~Andrea (AllApologies451994)