Twilight on Window's Live!

Chapter XXV: Emmet's Adventure! Part II

Written by: AllApologies451994

Disclaimer: I do NOT own Twilight, any of it's characters, Smarties, Mountain Dew, Fun Dip, Charlie the Unicorn, YouTube, or that guy in the Heart Shaped Box music video (I don't know his name, but he's the guy in the main beginning running through the field of flowers and he looks like he's wearing a diaper. If anyone knows who that is, please tell me. (PS I am NOT making fun of Nirvana at ALL. They are my personal favorite band of all time and I would NEVER do anything to insult them. Kurt's my hero :D So don't take this wrong, I just thought it would be funny. Thank you.)

Okay. It was finally time. Emmet stood outside wearing his... special... uniform (which was a diaper), with his head held high and a triumphant pose on his face. Jasper and Edward tried to stop him, but all he said was "But I'm going to Candy Mountaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnn! It's a land of sweets... and joy... and joyness...!" And he was on his way.

As he was re-enacting the 'Charlie the Unicorn' video, he met three (not two, but three) unicorns. A pink one (which was me), the blue one (Hoops1996, but I'll refer to her as Margaret), and a teal one (nelbyisthemasterofpenguins, but I'll refer to her as Shelby. She requested to be teal.)

"Come on Emmet! We're going to Candy Mountain!" Margaret said. "OMG you're going, too!? This is going to be sooooooooo fun!!!" shouted Emmet with excitement. "Yeaaaaa! We're going to Candy Mountain! It's a land of sweets... and joy... and joyness!!!" I shouted. Margaret started jumping on top of Emmet. Shelby just watched, laughed, and burped.

Emmet walked for a while with me and my friends, and then we saw the leoplurodon (let's make him one of my best friends, who's name is Cody.) Shelby popped up and said "Look Emmet! It's a leoplurodon!" "Yea! It's a maaaaaaaaaaaaagical leoplurodon, Emmet!" said Margaret. Cody the leoplurodon yelled "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" This time I popped up and said "Loooooooook! It's telling us the way! Let's go to Candy Mountain!!!"

By now, Emmet was tired and made us sit down for a while. He pulled out his Mountain Dew, Fun Dip, and Smarties. As he was snorting the Smarties and getting drunk on Mountain Dew, Shelby came out of nowhere (literally; she left and just randomly fell out of the sky) and snorted all the Fun Dip before Emmet, Margaret or I could get anything. Needless to say, she was having the time of her life. Here are a few of the phrases she randomly blurted out:

"OMG THE SKY IS FALLING! THE SKY IS FALLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! Let's go again, Mr. Turtle!!!!"

"Just because you're paranoid don't mean they're not after you!" (PS this is a Kurt Cobain quote)

"I'M A BARBIE GIRL IN A BARBIE WORLD! LIFE IN PLASTIC! IT'S FANTASTIC!"

"OMG SHARPIE!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..."

And a bunch of other senseless junk like that.

Well, we finally got there, and all the letters that spelled Candy Mountain just popped out of the sky somehow. Since the only letter that sings is Y, I'll just give him a name, He can be my friend Chris. So Chris just randomly started singing about Candy Mountain. After he got done, Emmet walked in.

"Goodbye Emmet!" we all three shouted. "What are you talking about? Why are you saying goodbye?" Then, the door shut and he was trapped in Candy Mountain. He felt like he was getting beat up, and he passed out. When he woke up, he was not inside the mountain anymore, but was lying on the ground with a scar on his side. His last words were "OMG THEY TOOK MY CRAPPING KIDNEY!!!"

Then he woke up.

The End

Author's Note: THANK YOU FOR REVIEWS!!! IT IS GREATLY APPRECIATED!!! You've made me the happiest happy that has ever happied! Lol you can thank Margaret for coming up with that line. So leave a review and I'll be even more happy than I am now. Now, why are you still reading this? You should be posting a review! :D

~AllApologies451994