Twilight on Windows Live!

Chapter XXVI: Emmet Babysits Renesmee

Written by: AllApologies451994

Author's Note!!!!!

To those of you who actually read this thing, I'm incredibly sorry. I've been going through some tough times, and just now got the spirit to write. I'm really sorry about that. Other than that, I've had a HUGE case of writer's block and crappy internet :( So I'm sorry for not updating in so long. I hope the one or two of you left that is still reading this forgives me.

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or any of its characters. If I did, I'd have tons of rabid fangirls worshipping me everyday for bringing Edward to this world. Sadly, I do not have that. (And I don't get what's so great about Edward, everyone knows Emmet and Jasper are the best....)

Carlisle: Vamp Daddy

Edward: Mindworm

Emmet: Mr. Monkey Man

Jacob: Fluffy Dawg

Jasper: The War Master

Alice: Psychic Shopping Pixi Stick

Bella: Just Normal

Esme: Mother Goose

Renesmee: Puppy Lover

Rosalie: Beautifully Blonde

Mindworm, Mr. Monkey Man, Fluffy Dawg, Just Normal, and Puppy Lover all signed on

Fluffy Dawg: Howdy y'all! What's up?

Just Normal: ...."Howdy y'all?" Seriously?

Puppy Lover: Come on, Jake! I told you to stop borrowing Jasper's country CD's!

Fluffy Dawg: Actually, they weren't Jasper's. He listens to that metal and grunge stuff. And I don't like that stuff (Well, Jake might not, but I love metal and grunge. :D)

Mindworm: ....Then why are you speaking like an idiot?

Fluffy Dawg: I found these really weird DVD's on the side of the road....

Mr. Monkey Man: I think they might've been either by Jeff Foxworthy or Larry the Cable Guy.

Puppy Lover: ....Why did you have to imprint on me?

Mindworm: Because he's a freak.

Fluffy Dawg: Well that was nice.

Mr. Monkey Man: I get that 41,869,145,618,546,856,125 times a day!

Everyone else: *looks at Emmet really funny*

Mr. Monkey Man: ..........What'd I do this time?

Mother Goose signed in

Mother Goose: Hey kids, Carlisle and I are going to go hunt. Do you guys wanna come with us?

Mindworm: Sure, I'm sorta hungry.

Just Normal: Yea, I think I'll go with you.

Mr. Monkey Man: I went this morning, so I'm good.

Puppy Lover: Yea, I went with Emmet this morning and killed a HUGE Mountain Lion!

Mindworm: That's my girl :D

Fluffy Dawg: Well, I'm not, because I'm not a parasite like you guys. I'm out.

Mother Goose: Well kids, I guess we better head on out.... Emmet, can I trust you to watch Renesmee?

Mindworm: NOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!! Can't we let Jasper or Rosalie or Alice babysit!?

Mother Goose: I'm afraid not. They're coming with us also.

Mr. Monkey Man: *hides his stash of Smarties, Fun Dip, Mountain Dew, or any other thing that make him look like he was a bad influence* Yea buddy! You guys can trust me at all costs! :D

Mother Goose: ....Well, I don't believe you, but you're not worth any of my time to argue with. Just.... don't burn the house down or anything like that, okay? Bye.

Mindworm, Just Normal, Mother Goose, and Fluffy Dawg have all signed off

Mr. Monkey Man: ....So.... How's it going?

Puppy Lover: ....Good, I guess....

Mr. Monkey Man: ....Interesting.

Puppy Lover: ...............This is sorta boring.

Mr. Monkey Man: I know. ....Wanna go play video games?

Puppy Lover: Heck yea!!!!

*20 minutes later*

Mr. Monkey Man: ....I hate you.

Puppy Lover: Why? Because I kicked your rump on Guitar Hero?

Mr. Monkey Man: I can't help it! I'm a little rusty!

Puppy Lover: ....I picked Slow Ride by Foghat. The easiest song on the game.

Mr. Monkey Man: ....Shut up.

Puppy Lover: *starts dying laughing* I'd LOVE to see you try to do Through the Fire and Flames! :P

Mr. Monkey Man: Why can't you just leave me alone for.....

Mr. Monkey Man and Puppy Lover signed out

Mr. Monkey Man and Puppy Lover signed back in

Puppy Lover: What the heck just happened!?

Mr. Monkey Man: It got all dark and scary.

Puppy Lover: No crap, Sherlock. I mean why did it get dark and scary?

Mr. Monkey Man: O. That. I don't know.

Puppy Lover: I'd say the electric went out, but I don't know why. It's perfectly nice outside.... Hey Emmet, go check on everything!

Mr. Monkey Man: No.

Puppy Lover: Why!?

Mr. Monkey Man: It's dark out there.

Puppy Lover: ............

Outside, you can hear various crashing noises and someone whisper/chanting "Die.....die.....die......"

Mr. Monkey Lover: O MY GOD!!!!!! WHAT THE HECK!?!?!?!?!?!?

Puppy Lover: MOMMY! HELP ME!!!! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :'(

Mr. Monkey Lover: ....I think I need my mommy and a diaper change.

Puppy Lover: *looks at Emmet really funny*

Mr. Monkey Lover: Wow. That's the 17th funny look I recieved today!

Puppy Lover: ....You're a freak.

Hissing comes out of nowhere. The lights flicker on and off, but no one is by the electrical switch. They're really starting to get freaked out. The lights go out for a long time, before suddenly.....

Mr. Monkey Man: OMGW THERE IS A CRAPPING TURTLE ON MY CRAPPING HEAD!!!! GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!!!!! (Get it off Get it off Get it off Get it off Get it off Get it off!!!!!) [By the way, OMGW stands for O My Gerard Way. If you don't know who he is, he's the lead singer of My Chemical Romance. I'm actually dressing up as him tomorrow for Halloween :D]

Edward, Bella, Jasper, Alice, Rosalie, Carlisle and Esme all pop out of nowhere wearing a sheet over their heads to look like ghosts (and very cheesy looking ones at that)

Renesmee: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's the best prank we've pulled on Emmet in a long time!

Edward: I know! That was awesome!

Jasper: I just loved the look on his face when he saw the turtle!

Bella: I loved it when he said "I think I need my mommy and a diaper change"! That was sooooooooo fail!

Emmet: What? Huh?

Carlisle: *through fits of laughter* It was.... a joke.... Emmet! That was.... hilarious!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Esme: Sorry dear. It couldn't've been helped. We just HAD to!

Emmet: But why?

Alice: Because you're easily pranked. And it's Halloween! Duh!

Emmet: O. I really hate you guys!

Everyone else: We know, Emmet. We know....

Author's Note: So there you have it! The long awaited 26th chapter of Twilight on Windows Live! I really hope you guys enjoyed it. I made it a little bit longer than usual to make up for my lack of writing. Don't forget to review!!! And one last thing: HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~AllApologies451994