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Chapter XXVII: Random Conversations

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Author's Note: Thank you guys so much for reviewing! I feel all special and stuff now. So special, I'm updating sooner than usual. I may even type up another chapter and post later. O yea, and before I forget, I mention the pope in this. So, if you are Catholic, or have papaphobia (which is a fear of the pope; I learned that from The Ultimate Book of Useless Information) either A) don't read or B) don't flame me for offending you, because I warned you right here before the chapter even starts. Okay, you guys can carry on now.

Carlisle: Vamp Daddy

Edward: Mindworm

Emmet: Mr. Monkey Man

Jacob: Fluffy Dawg

Jasper: The War Master

Alice: Psychic Shopping Pixi Stick

Bella: Just Normal

Esme: Mother Goose

Renesmee: Puppy Lover

Rosalie: Beautifully Blonde

Mindworm, Mr. Monkey Man, The War Master, Psychic Shopping Pixi Stick, Just Normal, and Beautifully Blonde have all signed on

Mindworm: Hi.

Mr. Monkey Man: Hello.

The War Master: Sup?

Just Normal: ....Why are you guys just using one word greetings? Those are like, soooo 5 min. 39 seconds ago.

Beautifully Blonde: It's untelling with those idiots.

Mr. Monkey Man: Baby, how could you call me an idiot?

Beautifully Blonde: ....Cause you are one.

Mr. Monkey Man: O. That makes sense.

Mindworm: ....You're just going to take that?

Mr. Monkey Man: Sure.... Hey! Your hair looks nice today!

Mindworm: Why, thank you, I actually bought a new kind of shampoo....

Just Normal: Honey, I wouldn't respond to that. I think Emmet's high right now.

The War Master: Hey Emmet, what have you been....

Mr. Monkey Man: Don't ask me what I'm on, cause I don't even know.

Beautifully Blonde: ....Honey, can I speak to you for a second?

Mr. Monkey Man: ...Is this about that mirror I broke...?

Beautifully Blonde: YOU BROKE MIRRORY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Mr. Monkey Man: I can explain....

Beautifully Blonde: THAT'S IT! COME WITH ME!!!!!!!!!

Beautifully Blonde and Mr. Monkey Man have signed off

Just Normal: ...Well, that can't be good at all.

The War Master: Nope.

Various crashing noises and Rosalie screaming is heard in the background

Mindworm: ...........

Just Normal: .............

The War Master: .............You guys wanna go get a smoothie?

Just Normal and Mindworm: Sure...........

*15 minutes pass*

Mindworm: Burp.

Just Normal: Hey................... Didn't Alice sign in just a while ago?

The War Master: Yea.... Hey Honey, are you there?

Mindworm: Alice? You there?

Psychic Shopping Pixi Stick: No. I died. You have to put me in a box and sell me on eBay now. (If you don't get this, don't worry. Hardly anyone does. It's an inside joke between me and my friend Shelby. People are dumb enough to sell empty boxes on eBay claiming there are ghosts inside them, for more than 10,000 dollars. That's what this is about.)

Just Normal: NOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't wanna sell you on eBay!!!!! What if the pope buys you and we never know it? What will we do then?

Psychic Shopping Pixi Stick: *ponders this* I'll come back to life and eat the pope. Then I'll die again and get sold to a different owner.

Mindworm: But what if you get sold to the NEW pope!? You'll have to die a third time!!!!!

The War Master: I will NOT let you do this!!! You are NOT being sold to a random pope just to come back to life, eat them, and die again!

Psychic Shopping Pixi Stick: ......You guys do realize I was only joking, right?

Just Normal: ......Yes.

Mindworm: ....I make no comment.

The War Master: ....Of course we did, Sugar.

Psychic Shopping Pixi Stick: *has a random vision* OMG!!!!!!!! Bella!!!!!!! You have only three days..................

Just Normal: *starts freaking out* Three days for what?

Mindworm: I think she means three days before you die a horrible, tragic death.

Psychic Shopping Pixi Stick: .....No, I meant three days before you get a new pet hamster.

The War Master: .......Why the heck would she want a pet hamster?

Mindworm: Um....

Just Normal: What are you guys talking about? I already have a pet. His name is Rocky, and he's the best pet rock in the world.

Psychic Shopping Pixi Stick: Well... We have a funny story....

Mindworm: Well, you see.... Rocky died last night

The War Master: We didn't want to see you heart broken, so we never told you.

Psychic Shopping Pixi Stick: I'm so sorry.

Just Normal: NOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT ROCKY!!!!!!!! I LOVED HIM TO DEATH!!!!! WHY MUST THE GOOD DIE SO YOUNG!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Mindworm: Look, we bought you a new rock! His name is Bob!

Just Normal: YAY!!! NEW ROCK BUDDY!!! :D

The War Master: ...Since you have Bob, can I have your hamster?

Just Normal: Sure.....

The War Master: YAYZ AND STUFF!!!!!!!! I have a new hamster now!!! I'm gonna love it, and feed it, and play with it, and everything!!!! And I shall name it Gerard!!!!!!!

Mindworm: ....Why Gerard?

The War Master: Because Gerard Way is the best lead singer in the history of ever!!! Right next to Kurt Cobain! They may even be tied. And he writes good comics, too. (I didn't know he even wrote comic books until the other day, but apparently they're called the Umbrella Academy. I've read the first one yesterday, and I'll probably read the second one either today or tomorrow.)

Just Normal: Yup. He sure does.

Psychic Shopping Pixi Stick: How did you NOT know that, Edward? What are you, some idiot?

Mindworm: ......

Just Normal: You mean I'm married to an idiot? NOOOOOOOoooooooooooo!!!!

The War Master: Wow, you've cried out NOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo!!!!!!! a lot today.

Just Normal: I know. I think it might be that medicine I'm taking....

Mindworm: You have medication that I didn't know about!?

Just Normal: Well, Emmet gave it to me yesterday!

Psychic Shopping Pixi Stick: ...Emmet, huh? What did it look like?

Just Normal: Well, they were small, round, multicolored, and he said to crush them up and inhale them. He said they would make me smart.

The War Master: Did he say they would make you smart or they were Smarties?

Just Normal: I can't remember, but it's time for my dosage right now! *snorts some Smarties*

Mindworm: Uh oh. That can't be good.

Psychic Shopping Pixi Stick: She should pass out in....

Just Normal: *passes out*

Psychic Shopping Pixi Stick: Right now, apparently!!!!

Mindworm: SOMEBODY GET CARLISLE!!!!!!!!!

Just Normal: *wakes back up* No, I'm fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine....... Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

The War Master: O NO!!!! SHE'S HIGH!!!!!!!!!!

Psychic Shopping Pixi Stick: This can't be that good

Emmet can be heard in the background having a laughing fit. Suddenly, you hear the sound of a pan breaking and all laughter haults. Rosalie slapped Emmet upside the head with a frying pan.

The War Master: ...Okay, Bella's high, Emmet is passed out, and Rosalie is in a sort of psycho rage. I think we should go now.

Just Normal: Lalalalalalala.... The ceiling is falling and we're all going to die..... I think I need a cupcake.

Mindworm: Good plan, Jazz. Let's go to the mall!

Psychic Shopping Pixi Stick: WOOT! THE MALL!! YAYZ!!!!

The War Master: Let's go! NOW!!

Mindworm, The War Master, and Psychic Shopping Pixi Stick have all signed off

Just Normal: Hey guys! I can hear the bugs!! ...What's that? You did what? For how many cookies? Shamey shamey shame....

Just Normal has signed off

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