Twilight on Windows Live!
Chapter XXVIII: I Don't Even Know
Written By: AllApologies451994
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Twilight or any of its characters. If I did, do you honestly think I would waste my time writing random crap and posting it on the internet? I think not. I also don't own Mountain Dew, Snickers, or the song I mention at the end.
Author's Note: This goes with the song I mention somewhere in this. Emmet bursts out into random song here after while. I'm holding a challenge. If anyone here can guess what song it is, I'll let you decide what to do for the next chapter and even let you name it. I'm just that nice. Send your answer in a PM or review, along with what your idea is and what you want to name the next chapter. And if multiple people guess the same answer, I'll go with whoever answered it correctly first. Thank you, that is all :D
Carlisle: Vamp Daddy
Edward: Mindworm
Emmet: Mr. Monkey Man
Jacob: Fluffy Dawg
Jasper: The War Master
Alice: Psychic Shopping Pixi Stick
Bella: Just Normal
Esme: Mother Goose
Renesmee: Puppy Lover
Rosalie: Beautifully Blonde
Mr. Monkey Man, The War Master, Psychic Shopping Pixi Stick, Just Normal, and Puppy Lover have all signed on
Psychic Shopping Pixi Stick: Heyheyheyhey!!!!!!!! What's up!?
The War Master: Honey, what did we discuss a while ago?
Psychic Shopping Pixi Stick: I dunno, something about bacon?
Mr. Monkey Man: OOOO!!!! We have bacon!? I want some!!! Gimme gimme gimme gimme!!!!!!!
Puppy Lover: *coughcoughcoughlosercoughcough* (Cough cough cough loser cough cough)
Just Normal: Now honey, what have I told you about insulting people?
Puppy Lover: Only behind their back?
Just Normal: Yes!
The War Master: *looks at Bella funny*
Just Normal: I mean.... No! Insulting people is bad! No no!
Puppy Lover: But you said....
Just Normal: Crap on what I said! Just go and make out with Jake or something!
Puppy Lover: Alrighty then.
Puppy Lover has signed off
Psychic Shopping Pixi Stick: ...That's not good parenting.
Just Normal: At least I don't randomly get high and FORCE people into being a Barbie!
Psychic Shopping Pixi Stick: O no you just di-in't!!
Just Normal: O yes I just di-id!!!
The War Master: Anyways, what we discussed earlier was not about bacon. It was not to drink Mountain Dew. You know what that stuff does to you!!!
Psychic Shopping Pixi Stick: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee................ LALALALALALALALALALALALALA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SEE DEAD PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!
Just Normal: ....We are dead people.
Psychic Shopping Pixi Stick: ....It all makes sense now!!!!!
Mr. Monkey Man: Crap on if we're dead or not, I just want my bacon.
The War Master: You do realize you're a vampire and can't eat. Or poop.
Just Normal: Why did you add that last part about poop in there?
The War Master: I don't know. I just felt like it.
Psychic Shopping Pixi Stick: Yup. Nice logic.
The War Master: Thank you :D
Just Normal: ...............
Mr. Monkey Man: You know what?
The War Master: What?
Mr. Monkey Man: I'm bored.
Just Normal: Yup. That's some nice information.
Psychic Shopping Pixi Stick: Yea, we might've died if we didn't know that you were bored. You just saved our cold, dead, nonexisting lives.
The War Master: *snickers*
Mr. Monkey Man: Wow!!!! I compliment, I saved a life, and now I get some Snickers!!!!!!! Today is just my day!!!!!!!
Just Normal: Emmet, I'm pretty sure that.....
Mr. Monkey Man: Now, now, little one. Don't go critisizing me because I'm having a good day and I don't want it to be ruined.
Psychic Shopping Pixi Stick: Leedle leedle leedle....
Just Normal: Why are you quoting Spongebob?
Psychic Shopping Pixi Stick: Because I felt like it, crappit!!!
The War Master: Wow. Perfect logic.
Mr. Monkey Man: Burn it on Just like a match you slide to incinerate The lives Of everyone you knew. And what's the worst you take From every heart you break And I can't make you stay So I'll be holding on Tonight.....
The War Master: What's the worst that I could say? Things are better if I stay. So long, and goodnight. So long, and goodnight....
Psychic Shopping Pixi Stick and Just Normal: ..............
Mr. Monkey Man: What? Can a guy burst out into random song without being looked at funny?
Psychic Shopping Pixi Stick: Nope.
The War Master: Well fine, be that way.
Just Normal: We are that way.
Mr. Monkey Man: ....Dude, you just got PWNED!! By a girl!!!!!
The War Master: Nobody appreciates me. I think I'm going to go to my little corner now and write some crap.
Just Normal: And take care of your hamster.
The War Master: He has a name!!!!! It's Gerard!!
Psychic Shopping Pixi Stick: O well, it's all the same. It's just a hamster!
The War Master: He may be just a hamster to you, but to me he's the only person who appreciates me.
Just Normal: ...Can't we just forget about the hamster....
The War Master: HIS NAME IS GERARD!!!!!!!!!!!
Just Normal: Well I never!!
Just Normal has signed off
Mr. Monkey Man: .......
The War Master: That's it, I'm leaving! Humph!
The War Master has signed off
Psychic Shopping Pixi Stick: .....
Mr. Monkey Man: Well, this is awkward.
Psychic Shopping Pixi Stick: ....Wanna go play Resident Evil 5?
Mr. Monkey Man: You're on!!!
Mr. Monkey Man and Psychic Shopping Pixi Stick have signed off
Author's Note: So yup. There's your 28th chapter of Twilight on Windows Live! I hope you liked it. I'm really tired right now and I stayed up wayyyyy past my bedtime writing this. So, if you don't care, leave a review, and guess the name of the song I mentioned earlier in the thing. I'll even italicize it so you will know what the lyrics are. So yup. Thank you for your time. And don't forget to remember to review!!!!