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Chapter XXX: Emmett and His Magic Pants
Written by: AllApologies451994

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight or any of its characters. But I do own the story behind the magic pants :D

Carlisle: Vamp Daddy

Edward: Mindworm

Emmett: Mr. Monkey Man

Jacob: Fluffy Dawg

Jasper: The War Master

Alice: Psychic Shopping Pixi Stick

Bella: Just Normal

Esme: Mother Goose

Renesmee: Puppy Lover

Rosalie: Beautifully Blonde

Mr. Monkey Man, The War Master, and Psychic Shopping Pixi Stick have all signed on

Mr. Monkey Man: ZOMG!!!!!

The War Master: ...What are you so hyper about?

Psychic Shopping Pixi Stick: He's all jacked up on Mountain Dew. I foresaw it a while back.

The War Master: Ah. It all makes sense now.

Mr. Monkey Man: I DISCOVERED MAGIC PANTS!

The War Master: ...You discovered... Magic... Pants?

Psychic Shopping Pixi Stick: ...They're not really magic, they're just a regular pair of Carlisle's levis.

Mr. Monkey Man: They're not just ordinary levi's! They talk to me and everything! Listen!

The War Master: ...I think he's officially insane.

Psychic Shopping Pixi Stick: He was officially insane the day he was born.

Mr. Monkey Man: ...Me and the pants don't agree with that.

Just Normal has signed on

Just Normal: Hey guys, what's up?

Mr. Monkey Man: I DISCOVERED TALKING PANTS!!!!!!!!!

Just Normal: *sighs* I think he's finally lost his brain.

Psychic Shopping Pixi Stick: Can't lose what you never had.

The War Master: She has a point.

Just Normal: True.

The War Master: So.....

Psychic Shopping Pixi Stick: ....What's up?

Just Normal: Nuffin much. Sitting here reading fanfiction by this chick named AllApologies451994. I swear, it's like she takes all our conversations and posts them on the internet.

Mr. Monkey Man: Well duh, you know she does. The pants told me, and if the pants said it, it has to be true.

Just Normal: Emmett, I swear I think you're jacked up on Mountain Dew. I thought I told you not to have all that! Of course she doesn't take all our conversations and post them on the internet. That would be weird.

AllApologies451994 has signed on

AllApologies451994: Emmett's telling the truth. I gave him the pants, and they do say all. And I've been reading this whole conversation as it has been going on. Now, keep making jokes. People love it when you break the fourth wall.

Psychic Shopping Pixi Stick: What's the fourth wall?

AllApologies451994: ...It's hard to explain, so I'm just gonna use an example. You know when how you play a game such as Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door, they reference another Mario game? That's considered breaking the fourth wall. Like when you reference something else in another game.

The War Master: ...Hey AllApologies, you remind me of someone I know... Did you happen to give me a cookie a few chapters ago?

AllApologies451994: Yes. Yes I did.

Just Normal: Wait.. chapters?

AllApologies451994: Yea... Remember, this goes on the internet?

Mr. Monkey Man: *mutters to the talking pants* I told you I was right... No one ever listens to me...

AllApologies451994: Yea... you guys are boring. I think I'll just go now.

The War Master: ...Wait, Andrea?

AllApologies451994: ...How do you know my name?

The War Master: I dunno. This is your fanfiction. And anyways, I want a cookie.

AllApologies451994: I don't have any.

The War Master: Darn.

Mr. Monkey Man: Ha ha, she doesn't love you.

The War Master: R-r-really? ARE YOU BREAKING UP WITH ME!?

AllApologies451994: We were never together, dumbrump.

Mr. Monkey Man: Yea, she's dating a guy named Ricky....

AllApologies451994: Emmett? Do I have to confiscate the magic pants?

Mr. Monkey Man: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! DON'T EAT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mr. Monkey Man has signed off

Just Normal: Well huh.

Psychic Shopping Pixi Stick: Well that wasn't random at all.

AllApologies451994: Yea, I couldn't eat him if I tried. Vampire skin is very chewy.

The War Master: Um...... I'm not going to tick you off.

AllApologies451994: Okay. ....I need a burger. You guys wanna come with me?

Just Normal: Sure.

Just Normal, Psychic Shopping Pixi Stick, AllApologies451994, The War Master, and Just Normal have all signed off

Author's Note: Sorry about taking so long to update. I've been facing depression, and writing other stories, and spending time with my boyfriend... I also got in trouble with my counselor for my cutting problem.... So yea.... I hope you guys can forgive me by sending me lots and lots of reviews. And if you review I will love you forever. :)

~AllApologies451994

Andrea