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Chapter XXXI: Conversations Between Edward and Bella

Written by: AllApologies451994

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight, any of it's characters. Those go to Stephenie Meyer.

Carlisle: Vamp Daddy

Edward: Mindworm

Emmett: Mr. Monkey Man

Jacob: Fluffy Dawg

Jasper: The War Master

Alice: Psychic Shopping Pixi Stick

Bella: Just Normal

Esme: Mother Goose

Renesmee: Puppy Lover

Rosalie: Beautifully Blonde

Mindworm and Just Normal have signed on

Mindworm: Hello, love. What's up?

Just Normal: Not much. Hey, Edward?

Mindworm: Yea?

Just Normal: Why do you always call me love?

Mindworm: Because I love you, silly. Duh.

Just Normal: If you loved me, why did you call me silly?

Mindworm: It's just a tease. To show you how much I care.

Just Normal: O, I see! So, whenever you call Emmett all them words I'm not allowed to repeat, that's to show him you care!

Mindworm: Whatever you want to believe, honey. Whatever you want to believe....

Just Normal: I'm bored......

Mindworm: Well, what do you wanna do?

Just Normal: Baby, you know what I wanna do....

Mindworm: You mean.... That... thing?

Just Normal: Yea.... You up for it?

Mindworm: Yup....

*in unison*: GUITAR HERO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!

Mindworm and Just Normal have signed off

*15 minutes later*

Mindworm and Just Normal have signed on

Just Normal: Dude, I just PWNED you!

Mindworm: I haven't played in like, forever... I'm rusty.

Just Normal: No, you're just a sore loser.

Mindworm: Am not.

Just Normal: Are too.

Mindworm: Am not.

Just Normal: Are too.

Mindworm: Am not.

Just Normal: Are too.... OMG A SQUIRREL!!!!!

Mindworm: WHERE!?

Just Normal: Ha ha, I got you!

Mindworm: I hate you.

Just Normal: R-r-really?

Mindworm: NO! No, no, no, no, no!! I just said that!

Just Normal: Why? Do you get some sort of sick amusement from teasing me like that?

Mindworm: No... You know what?

Just Normal: What?

Mindworm: You're stupid.

Just Normal: Aw, I love you too!!

Mindworm: Women....

Just Normal: What was that?

Mindworm: Nuffin but a muffin....

Just Normal: ...Dude, that was soooooo lame....

Mindworm: Don't blame me, the author is making me say it.

Just Normal: Ah. Makes sense.

Mindworm: Yup.

Just Normal: I'm a barbie girl in a barbie world....

Mindworm: NO! NO! JUST SHUT UP! NO!

Just Normal: Wow, who peed in your Cheerios?

Mindworm: Emmett.

Just Normal: Man, didn't Esme already tell him to stop that? It's not right.

Mindworm: I know, it's wrong.

Just Normal: Yea... that's what not right means.

Mindworm: ...Shut up.

Just Normal: Hey, I hear Renesmee hollering at us. I think we should go.

Mindworm: I also hear Jacob.... *screams in background* NOO!!! YOU'RE TOO YOUNG, NESSIE!!!!

Mindworm and Just Normal have signed off

Author's Note: Guys, I'm sorry this isn't all that funny. I just got dumped and couldn't find the spirit to write. But I didn't want to let you guys suffer, so here's a chapter while I get over everything. Next chapter should be better. But I need the reviews to give me the spirit to write... As in, I need 5 reviews before I go on. :)