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Chapter XXXII: When Worlds Collide
Written by: AllApologies451994
Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight or any of it's characters, yadda yadda yadda, you know the drill. But I DO own the nicknames for Cody and the story behind the wallets and Mountain Dew bubbles. :D
Carlisle: Vamp Daddy
Edward: Mindworm
Emmett: Mr. Monkey Man
Jacob: Fluffy Dawg
Jasper: The War Master
Alice: Psychic Shopping Pixi Stick
Bella: Just Normal
Esme: Mother Goose
Renesmee: Puppy Lover
Rosalie: Beautifully Blonde
SPECIAL GUESTS!!
Andrea (Me): AllApologies451994
Margaret: Roger Roger
Shelby: nelbyisthemasterofpenguins
Cody: PhatBoyBubba
Mak: Mak_Attack_301
Ricky: xXReaper13Xx
Tyler (Chip): Chipper Dipper Doo
Mr. Reid: Mr. Reid (for lack of a better name)
Phil: Phil (also, for lack of a better name)
Brian: Spencerz
Mr. Monkey Man, The War Master, Psychic Shopping Pixi Stick, Just Normal, and AllApologies451994 have all signed on
AllApologies451994: Hey guys! What's up?
Mr. Monkey Man: Um, I hate to be rude, but... why the heck are you even here?
AllApologies451994: If I told you I would have to kill you.
Psychic Shopping Pixi Stick: She came her because she wanted all her friends to get the chance to meet us.
AllApologies451994: ...Why?
Psychic Shopping Pixi Stick: I dunno, you're the author.
Mindworm: ...Um... Is it normal for author's to be thinking about vampire ostriches?
Just Normal: Edward... I'm scared....
The War Master: I'm sure it's not, but... she's the author, and she MUST be messed up to even be writing this.
AllApologies451994: Well, I'm bringing all my friends over. Brb.
Mindworm: Um... one of them is thinking about ostriches, one is thinking about Smarties, one is thinking about a chick named Megan, one is thinking about Twinkies, one of them is thinking about slapping Margaret across the face... I don't even know if she's right in the brain.
Roger Roger, nelbyisthemasterofpenguins, PhatBoyBubba, Mak_Attack_301, xXReaper13Xx, Chipper Dipper Doo, Mr. Reid, Phil, and Spencerz have all signed on
xXReaper13Xx: What the heck? How did I get here?
AllApologies451994: I invited you here. Duh.
Roger Roger: OMG MR. REID!!! AND CHIP!!!
Mr. Reid: Yea... it's me, alright....
Chipper Dipper Doo: Yea, I'm here too, so just shut up Roger Roger.
Roger Roger: I didn't say anything, I'm typing.
Chipper Dipper Doo: Well, quit typing.
Mindworm: Man, it's so hard to listen to all of this!
xXReaper13Xx: You get used to all this with time. I was with Andrea for a while and she's the most random chick in the world.
AllApologies451994: Yes, but you loved me.
nelbyisthemasterofpenguins: I thought it was all disgusting. I don't like people like you. No offense.
AllApologies451994: Let's just skip this, it's a touchy subject.
Phil: OOOOOOOOOOoooooooo, Andrea is getting jealous!
AllApologies451994: What the heck, Phil? ...You know what, just go eat a crapping Twinkie.
Phil: I don't like Twinkies.
Mr. Monkey Man: OMGW YOU DON'T LIKE TWINKIES!? YOU'RE A FREAK!!!
Roger Roger: How could you, Phil?
Phil: Ugh, this is stupid, I'm out.
Just Normal: I'm with Phil, I'm scared.
Mindworm: I'll go, too.
Phil, Just Normal, and Mindworm have signed off
Chipper Dipper Doo: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP, ROGER ROGER!!!!
Roger Roger: I don't want to.
The War Master: This was a bad idea....
PhatBoyBubba: This is weird. Hey Mak, wanna talk about Halo?
Mak_Attack_301: Nah. Makiah tore my game disc up by putting it in the wrong way...
PhatBoyBubba: Like Guitar Hero: Metallica?
Mak_Attack_301: Exactly.
xXReaper13Xx: I'm bored.
Psychic Shopping Pixi Stick: Aren't we all? You guys are talking to fictional characters and we're actually going along with it.
Mr. Monkey Man: Who are you calling imaginary?
Roger Roger: *grabs a banana and smacks Emmett upside the head with it*
The War Master: You go, girl! *high fives Margaret*
Roger Roger: *high fives Jasper*
PhatBoyBubba: Where did you get that nanner at?
Roger Roger: I pulled it out of my pocket.
Mak_Attack_301: 0.o
Mr. Reid: Roger Roger!!! I've never seen you so violent...!
Chipper Dipper Doo: Mr. Reid, you think Roger Roger is sooooo innocent.... In reality, she's a jerk.
Roger Roger: At least I don't throw Jenga blocks at people! I still have a bruise there :(
AllApologies451994: Yea, Chip. God, you should learn to gain some manners.
Chipper Dipper Doo: Do I even know you?
AllApologies451994: ...I'm in your A&A class. You know... when Margaret came and you were throwing Jenga blocks, I was the one who hid behind her?
Roger Roger: Thanks for that, by the way.
Psychic Shopping Pixi Stick: OMGW OMGW OMGW OMGW!!!!!! SOMEONE STOLE MY WALLET!!!!
Mr. Reid: *whistles suspiciously*
nelbyisthemasterofpenguins: OMG YOU TOOK HER WALLET!? I WAS GOING TO GO SHOPPING WITH HER!!!
Mr. Monkey Man: It's OMGW, thank you. At least keep your facts straight.
AllApologies451994: Yea, foo! ...I forgot you were here, Shelby, to be quite honest. 0.o
nelbyisthemasterofpenguins: Wow. I feel so loved right about now.
xXReaper13Xx: You should.
AllApologies451994: I FORGOT YOU WERE, HERE, TOO!!!! OMGW I'M LOSING MY MIND!!!!!!!
The War Master: Can't lose what you never had.
AllApologies451994: ...You're... against me? DOES NO ONE LOVE ME ANYMORE!?
Roger Roger and xXReaper13Xx: I love you, Andrea!
xXReaper13Xx: Even if you do look like a nanner!
PhatBoyBubba: I didn't think Andrea ever looked like a nanner....
Spencerz: ...Okay, so I walk out of the bathroom, only to find I've been inducted into a conversation with fictional characters, and Mr. Reid, and we're discussing if Andrea looks like a banana or not. This is messed up.
nelbyisthemasterofpenguins: ...Now that I think about it, she kinda DOES look like a nanner!
AllApologies451994: *hides in the corner [think Tamaki from Ouran: High School Host Club]* Nobody loves me....
Roger Roger: Way to go, Shelby. You destroyed her self esteem.
nelbyisthemasterofpenguins: *burp*
Spencerz: Wow, this isn't weird at all.
Psychic Shopping Pixi Stick: Mr. Reid, give me my wallet!!
Mr. Reid: I don't have your wallet!
PhatBoyBubba: Yes you do. I watched you steal it!
Mak_Attack_301: Yea, I was there, too. And so was Chip....
Chipper Dipper Doo: Don't drag me into this!
Mr. Monkey Man: The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round...
AllApologies451994: OWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xXReaper13Xx: Are you alright!?
AllApologies451994: NO! I HAVE A CRAPPING MOUNTAIN DEW BUBBLE STUCK UP MY NOSE!!!
nelbyisthemasterofpenguins: That's not weird at all!
Mr. Monkey Man: That's actually happened to me before...
The War Master: Yea... it's not funny if it pops up there.
Roger Roger: *sighs* Andrea, do you need a Q-tip?
PhatBoyBubba: *dies laughing* You said Q... lol
Mak_Attack_301: *dies laughing also* It would've been funnier if she said Q U!
Spencerz: I'm out.
Spencerz has signed out
Psychic Shopping Pixi Stick: What a killjoy.
nelbyisthemasterofpenguins: No wonder you broke up with him!
AllApologies451994: Hello! Girl with a Mountain Dew bubble stuck up her nose here!
Mr. Monkey Man: Hey Girl With A Mountain Dew Bubble Stuck Up Her Nose! I'm Emmett!
Roger Roger: *pulls out a banana*
Chipper Dipper Doo: Ahem... May I?
Roger Roger: Go for it.
Chipper Dipper Doo: *slaps Emmett upside the head with a banana*
AllApologies451994: OMGW IT POPPED!!! OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW!!!!!
xXReaper13Xx: Aw, I'm sorry...
The War Master: Hey, I have to go, guys. Bye.
The War Master has signed off
PhatBoyBubba: I love my name!
Psychic Shopping Pixi Stick: How did you even get the name, PhatBoyBubba?
nelbyisthemasterofpenguins: Welp, me and Andrea over there were making up a new fanfiction, and didn't know what to call him, because had nicknames for everyone. So, Andrea walks up to him and asks him what he wants his nickname to me. Well, I show up out of nowhere and say "How about PhatBoyBubba?" and we all loved it.
Roger Roger: It's even better if you say it to the Hot Pocket's jingle tune.
Mr. Monkey Man: *in sing song voice* Phat Boy Bubba... Yea, it does sound awesome!
Chipper Dipper Doo: This is weird.
xXReaper13Xx: Yea...
AllApologies451994: ...OMG ANOTHER ONE WENT UP MY NOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Roger Roger: Am I gonna have to take your Mountain Dew away from you?
nelbyisthemasterofpenguins: Screw Mountain Dew, I has Smarties!!! Eeeeeeeeeeee........
xXReaper13Xx: I'm afraid now.
Chipper Dipper Doo: I think we should ALL be afraid of them two right now....
AllApologies451994: I can't help it, Mountain Dew smells so good....
nelbyisthemasterofpenguins: Smarties are better.
PhatBoyBubba: Hey Mak, I think we should leave...
Mak_Attack_301: Yea, me too. I still value what's left of my sanity.
PhatBoyBubba and Mak_Attack_301 have signed off
Roger Roger: I think I better get Andrea and Shelby out of here before they pass out.
nelbyisthemasterofpenguins: Hee hee... I'm not high.... *sticks some Smarties up her nose* LOOK AT THE PRETTY BUBBLES!!!!
AllApologies451994: DON'T MENTION BUBBLES!!!! THEY HURT TOO MUCH!!!!
Roger Roger: Exactly why they should go.
Psychic Shopping Pixi Stick: Um... you might wanna get Shelby over there to the doctor if you don't want her to overdose on candy... I tried to look at her future and it was all black.
Chipper Dipper Doo: That can't be good at all.
xXReaper13Xx: Yea, I think I better rush Andrea over to the hospital, too. She might die if that Mountain Dew bubble can't get out of her nose.
Mr. Monkey Man: ...I have no fancy excuse, I'm just gonna leave.
Chipper Dipper Doo: Me too.
Psychic Shopping Pixi Stick: Me three.
AllApologies451994: ...It's starting to hurt so much my nose is going numb... NOOOOOOooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
Roger Roger: It's okay, Andrea... It will all be fine....
xXReaper13Xx: Yea, let's just get you to a doctor... Shelby too.
Roger Roger, nelbyisthemasterofpenguins, AllApologies451994, Psychic Shopping Pixi Stick, Chipper Dipper Doo, xXReaper13Xx, and Mr. Monkey Man have all signed off
A/N: Welp, there you have it. I didn't exactly get 5 reviews last chapter (actually, I only got 2), but I felt the need to post this anyways. I was bored and typed this up for some reason. So yea, be glad I was bored, or you wouldn't have gotten this. O yea, and Merry Christmas to all who celebrate it! O yea, and just a heads up; I probably won't be updating for a while because it's the holiday season... So expect the next update sometime in 2010! O yea, and entries for mine and SGP's competition are still being accepted (we only have one, and it's mine...) so yea... Thanks, and review! :D