Some of these are the same as Bella's because they are vampires, related to the baby, etc. Siblings. They'll be the death of me(:
25 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen
1. Tell him you gave the baby up for adoption.
2. Tell him the Volturi have adopted her.
3. Tell him to date girls his age.
4. Give him Team Jacob underwear.
5. Throw his baby into a ditch.
6. When he asks you why the hell you did that, tell that he's next.
7. Tell him the Volturi have killed Bella.
8. Tell him Jacob is more muscular than him.
9. Tell him Bella like muscular people.
10. Go on and on about how great Jacob is and how lame Edward is.
11. When he tells you to shut up, say bite me.
12. Sign his up for a therapist.
13. When he asks you why you did that, tell him that you're concerned about his use of bleach (for his pale skin).
14. Give him a purity ring.
15. As him if you can borrow the make-up he uses to make his face pale.
16. Kick his "personal area" and ask if it hurts.
17. Tell him Bella is cheating on him.
18. When he asks who, say Jacob.
19. Tell him that Rosalie is going to kill Bella.
20. Steal his hairspray.
21. Make him read New Moon so he'll relive the moment of hurting Bella over and over and over and oh I think you get the point.
22. Steal his journals and post the entries on livejournal.
23. Shove a knife into his heart.
24. When he furiously asks you why you did that, tell him that he'll live anyway and it's no big deal.
25. Give Bella a paper cut in front of Jasper, again.
I'm so glad many of you guys like this! I see it's only been a day and I've gotten at least three reviews and about four alerts. Thanks a bunch! It's sort of disappointing, however, since a story I've posted up about a week ago got nothing, but no biggie(: