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Chapter XXXIII: Rawr, I is Back!
Written by: AllApologies451994

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight or anything related to it. If I did I would be incredibly rich and popular and all of you guys would bow down in my presence because I'd be a dictator. RAWR!

Carlisle: Vamp Daddy

Edward: Mindworm

Emmett: Mr. Monkey Man

Jacob: Fluffy Dawg

Jasper: The War Master

Alice: Psychic Shopping Pixi Stick

Bella: Just Normal

Esme: Mother Goose

Renesmee: Puppy Lover

Rosalie: Beautifully Blonde

Vamp Daddy, Mr. Monkey Man, Fluffy Dawg, The War Master, Psychic Shopping Pixi Stick, Just Normal, Mother Goose, and Puppy Lover have all signed on

Vamp Daddy: Hey dudes! 'Sup?

Mr. Monkey Man: Dude, why are you talking like that?

Vamp Daddy: Because I am hip, yo.

Puppy Lover: Grandpa, you're embarrassing me in front of my boyfriend!

Fluffy Dawg: It's okay, Nessie. I still love you, even if your grandpa is an idiot.

Puppy Lover: Aw :)

Vamp Daddy: Hey!

Mother Goose: That's my husband you're talking about!

Just Normal: Nessie, you do not disrespect your grandfather like that. Jake, you shouldn't go along with it.

Fluffy Dawg: Yes, mother.

Psychic Shopping Pixi Stick: OMGW OMGW OMGW!!!!! I just saw your future, Bellaaaaaaaaaa....

Just Normal: NO! NO!! I AM NOT GOING SHOPPING WITH YOU!!!! NOT TODAY!!!!

Psychic Shopping Pixi Stick: What's wrong with you, I was just gonna say Bob's gonna get a manicure.

The War Master: Who's Bob?

Just Normal: My new pet rock!

Vamp Daddy: OOO!!! LOOK AT MINE, LOOK AT MINE!!!!

Psychic Shopping Pixi Stick: ...Um.... okay? *goes off into vision mode*

Mr. Monkey Man: Why did you have to type *goes off into vision mode*? We know you're doing it.

Psychic Shopping Pixi Stick: I was dropped on my head at birth, don't judge me.

Vamp Daddy: Are you done yet? Are you done yet? Are you done yet? Are you done yet? Are you done yet? Are you done yet? Are you....

Mr. Monkey Man: HUSH ALREADY!!!!

Puppy Lover: Mommy, I'm scared.

Fluffy Dawg: Do you need the big bad wolf to protect you?

Puppy Lover: Rawr :)

Fluffy Dawg: Wait, huh?

Puppy Lover: Rawr, silly! It means 'I love you' in dinosaur.

Fluffy Dawg: O. Well, rawr to you too!

Psychic Shopping Pixi Stick: I SAW IT!!! I SAW HIS FUTURE!!!!

The War Master: What does it say, honey?

Psychic Shopping Pixi Stick: ....Dude, you really need to put your foot down sometime. Apparently, you're going to that antiques show with Esme later.

Mother Goose: YES!! I told you you would cave, honey!

Vamp Daddy: I know...

Mother Goose: You wanna get ready right now?

Vamp Daddy: Okay. Bye everyone.

Vamp Daddy and Mother Goose have signed off

Mr. Monkey Man: Rawr.

Just Normal: Who was that directed to?

Mr. Monkey Man: What? Huh?

Fluffy Dawg: Duh idiot, it means 'I love you' in dinosaur.

Puppy Lover: Don't you just hate it when people tell you something and they go around and tell everyone else what it means like they've known it their whole life?

The War Master: They're the worst, don't you agree, Jake?

Fluffy Dawg: Yup, the worst... Heh heh....

Psychic Shopping Pixi Stick: Hey Bella, wanna go take Bob to the best nail place there is [I don't know the professional names for them things, so they're just nail places to me.]

Just Normal: You know it!!!!

The War Master: And I assume Alice will do some heavy duty shopping while they're out, so I guess I'll go to. To carry the stuff, that is.

Mr. Monkey Man: Dude, you know you love to shop.

The War Master: Do not.

Mr. Monkey Man: Do too.

The War Master: Do not.

Mr. Monkey Man: Do too.

The War Master: Do not.

Mr. Monkey Man: Do too.

The War Master: Do not.

Mr. Monkey Man: Do not.

The War Master: Do too.

Mr. Monkey Man: I GOT YOU!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

The War Master: Shut up, foo!

Just Normal: Gasp! Don't use such language in front of my child!

Fluffy Dawg: She's heard (and said) much worse, trust me.

Just Normal: And how would you know this?

Fluffy Dawg: ...QUICK!!!! RUN FOR COVER!!!!

Puppy Lover: You got it, chief!!!

Fluffy Dawg and Puppy Lover have all signed off

Just Normal: Come on Alice, let's go. And you too, Jasper.

Psychic Shopping Pixi Stick: Yea, let's go!!!

The War Master: I'll get Bob!

Just Normal, Psychic Shopping Pixi Stick, and The War Master have signed off

Mr. Monkey Man: Now I'm all alone... Lalalalalalalalalalala....... RAWR!!!!!!!

A/N: I AM BACK!!! HEAR ME RAWR AND FEAR ME!!!!! ...Ahem. I hope you've enjoyed this little chapter. O yea, and here's a little note. I checked my story views for yesterday, and you know how many views I had for all my stories totaled, just yesterday? 669 freaking views!!!! Yet, I got maybe 6 or 7 reviews. Why? If you view this story, please leave some feedback. I know you guys don't love it so much that it's perfect, and you need to tell me what you wish for the gang to talk about or what I should correct or just anything! Just let me know what you think about it in general! I can't read your minds, well, at least I don't think I can. If I can though, I have some hidden talent I need to unearth right away. Well, that's all for now. :D

~Andrea (AllApologies451994)