Just woke up an hour ago, no breakfast, no nothing. But now this, this is something. ;) Yes, this is about Jacob Black, mainly because he is the next main character to come(:
25 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black
1. Kidnap him, and fly him out to Antarctica….naked.
2. Then send him a a postcard asking if he's cold yet.
3. Constantly remind him of how Bella chose Edward over him.
4. Call him the "mutt from hell."
6. 5. Invite him to a birthday without him knowing its EdBella themed.
7. Bark at him, 'nuff said.
8. Tell him that vampires have "super powers".
9. When he says so what, tell him he's just a mutt shape shifter from hell.
10. For Christmas, give him Team Edward underwear.
11. Throw a stick, and tell him to fetch it.
12. During New Moon, ask him if he was being "safe".
13. When he asks you what you're talking about, point to Bella.
14. Invite him over to a sleepover at the place EdBella stayed in.
15. In reference to number 13, make Jacob sleep on the same bed they had sex.
16. Remind him that HE'LL be the one growing old (when he eventually stops transforming) instead of Bella.
17. Everytime Jacob needs to go to the bathroom, point him towards the nearest fire hydrant.
18. Call him Jacob White.
19. Tell him that he smells.
20. Tell him to do anything for you (like "get me my iPod") only to pat him head and say good boy.
21. When he takes his shirt off in the cold, tell him it's not very healthy and he could get a cold.
22. Ask him if he's on steroids.
23. For his birthday, give him a bone from Petco.
24. Ask him if he's best friends with Air Bud.
25. Substitute Jacob's name in the song (NOT GAME),"Bingo".
Buy him a dog collar that says Team Edward.
Just saw Vampires Suck. It hasn't come out, but I know some people, hehe. ;) Just review tell me if you want the link. :DDDD