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Chapter XXXIV: More Random Conversations
Written by: AllApologies451994

Disclaimer: Y'all know the drill. You'd think it'd sink in after 33 chapters... Well, I don't own Twilight, any of its characters, blah blah blah....

Note: Names have changed

Carlisle: Carlizzle My Nizzle

Edward: Mind Your Own Business

Emmett: Beary McBearington

Jacob: BigBadWolf

Jasper: Feeling Your Pain

Alice: Hyperactive Fairy

Bella: No One Knows

Esme: Mother War

Renesmee: LochNessMonster

Rosalie: Blondie

Mind Your Own Business, Beary McBearington, Feeling Your Pain, Hyperactive Fairy, No One Knows, LochNessMonster, and Blondie have all signed on

Beary McBearington: Hey dudes! What is UP, yo!?

Mind Your Own Business: ...Did Carlisle happen to get to you?

Hyperactive Fairy: Yea... I had a vision last night... Those two apparently are Smartie traders....

No One Knows: Hey Alice, why did you change your name to Hyperactive Fairy?

Hyperactive Fairy: Because I'm tired of pixies. They kicked me out of their clan.

Feeling Your Pain: I'm so sorry, Alice. If it makes you feel any better, the turtles kicked me out of their clan, too.

Beary McBearington: Well, everyone loves me, so I haven't been kicked out of ANY club!

Mind Your Own Business: That's because you aren't IN any club.

Beary McBearington: Dude, I'm special. Don't judge me.

Blondie: Maybe it's from when you were little you used to roll down them stairs all the time. [Margaret and I used to do this back when we were in Kindergarten... There was a bunch of steps in the gymnasium and we would get to the top and roll down. Good times, goooood times......]

LochNessMonster: Daddy........ Emmett's being weird..... Make it stooooooop.......

No One Knows: Now honey, you know you can't control Emmett's... weirdness. It sorta turns off and on by itself. Neither me nor daddy can help it.

Feeling Your Pain: You're using incorrect grammar.

No One Knows: What do you mean?

Hyperactive Fairy: He's right. You should've said "Daddy nor I" instead of "Me nor daddy"

Blondie: UGH!!! We could be sitting here talking about a million things and we're sitting here talking about grammar. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?

LochNessMonster: It's one of the biggest mysteries of life.

Beary McBearington: Amen, sister.

Blondie: Hey Nessie, wanna go get our manicures so we can get away from these freaks?

LochNessMonster: You know it!

Blondie and LochNessMonster have signed off

No One Knows: OOOOOO!!!! Speaking of manicures, Alice, wanna go check on Bob!?

Hyperactive Fairy: Why, you know it, girlfriiiiiieeeeeeeennnnnnnd!

Feeling Your Pain: Um, honey?

Hyperactive Fairy: Yes, sweetheart?

Feeling Your Pain: Please don't do that again.

Hyperactive Fairy: Whatever.

Hyperactive Fairy and No One Knows have signed off

Mind Your Own Business: RAWR!!!!!

Beary McBearington: Aw, I love you too!

Mind Your Own Business: ...I didn't mean it like THAT. I meant rawr as in "I'm bored, so rawr".

Feeling Your Pain: Yea, what are you Emmett, some kind of retard?

Beary McBearington: DON'T JUDGE ME, I'M SPECIAL!!!!!

Mind Your Own Business: Eh. I feel like judging you today. Freak.

Beary McBearington: I'M TELLING MOMMY!!! ESME, THEY'RE CALLING ME A FREAK!!!

Feeling Your Pain: First of all, only Edward called you a freak, and second of all, you should tell Esme this, not type it on the chatroom to us.

Mind Your Own Business: Yea, dude. Quit being such a freak.

Beary McBearington: Nah. I feel like being a freak. Now, if you excuse me, I'm off to tell Mommy that you have planned the rubber duckies to come after me.

Beary McBearington has signed off

Feeling Your Pain: Eh, I wanna go too. Wanna play some Guitar Hero?

Mind Your Own Business: Dude, you're on.

Feeling Your Pain and Mind Your Own Business have signed off

A/N: RAWR!!!! FEAR ME!!!!! Please forgive me for the shortness on this chapter. Plus, I just wrote it up as I went, and I'm not going back over it because I'm in a sort of a rush. Well, I do that for every chapter. But o well. O yea, you fans of the Umbrella Academy out there, I have a UA/Twilight crossover fanfiction titled Heroes of Forks, Washington if you ever want to read it. I got the inspiration to write it after rereading Dallas. The forth time in a row. :D O yea, about this story. Thank you to everyone who read this! Although I've maybe only gotten 3 reviews.... Don't you guys love me anymore? I mean, I sat here a WHOLE 10 MINUTES just to make you guys happy. Now, this may not seem like a lot to you guys, but I'm very impatient and have other things to do. Like, write other chapters for other fanfictions. AND DON'T FORGET ABOUT MINE AND SGP'S COMPETITION!!! I talked to her a while back and we're talking about extending it until Valentines Day (because she didn't want me to win by default...), so hurry up and PM either me or her your story. We'll read it and induct it into our C2. ...Wow, this is a very lengthy A/N. Ah well. Remember, read my Umbrella Academy/Twilight crossover, review THIS story if you read it, and send me in your entries for our competition. For details, view my profile. Okay, that's all. REVIEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!