Twilight. I'm not actually one of those big fans. I mean, I read the book and saw the first two movies and Vampires Suck, but I didn't see Eclipse yet. Care to tell me your thoughts on Twilight? Maybe in a, oh I don't know, review? ;)
25 Ways to Annoy Alice Cullen
Take her outfits and give her the rags hobos wear.
Trash her Porche.
When she asks who did it, tell her she should've known that.
Tell her that her fashionista skills are going downhill.
When she objects, mumble that's not what everyone else said.
Give a magic crystal ball.
Ask for a prediction.
Think about making out with Jasper.
Watch her get all angry and frustrated.
Ask her if she knows what you'll be doing in 5 minutes.
When she starts procrastinating, change your mind constantly.
While driving, cut in front of Alice and drive extremely slow that even the elderly are passing by.
Compliment her by saying she's so petite, and take it away saying that her height has only made her more pixie-like.
Ask her if she's from a family of fairies.
For her birthday, give her a booster seat.
If she doesn't want it, glue it to the driver's seat of her Porche.
Remember to use super glue.
Point at her hair, shocked.
When she asks you what you're pointing at, tell it she has a white hair.
Have her go shopping at a thrift store.
Compliment to her about her nice make-up, and quickly take it away when asking where she got those fangs. (You could add that it isn't Halloween yet)
Spray paint "Team Jacob" onto her Porshe.
Tie Alice up and make her watch you cutting up all her credit cards.
Snap the heels on her shoe, so she'll seem even shorter.
When she is out with Jasper, pay someone random to go up to her and say "Yesterday was the best night ever. Can we have an encore tonight?"
Well that's it. I don't put much effort into these stories. Sort of boring, but I love my readers! I would especially appreciate you guys reviewing. About the watching Vampries Suck for free, I'm not giving you the link if you commented like some people "That was funny. Can you give me the link?" Now I am not because I want a well thought out review, or don't review at all. Reviews just give me more inspiration. Lucky charms, I call them. AND I GOT TO GET ME SOME OF THEM LUCKY CHARMS! haha
