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Chapter XXXV: Emmett and Jasper [Attempt To] Have a Conversation
Written by: AllApologies451994

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilght or any of its characters. You guys should know by now....

Carlisle: Carlizzle My Nizzle

Edward: Mind Your Own Business

Emmett: Beary McBearington

Jacob: BigBadWolf

Jasper: Feeling Your Pain

Alice: Hyperactive Fairy

Bella: No One Knows

Esme: Mother War

Renesmee: LochNessMonster

Rosalie: Blondie

Beary McBearington and Feeling Your Pain have signed on

Beary McBearington: Hey, foo!

Feeling Your Pain: Who you calling foo, foo!?

Beary McBearington: I'm not the foo, you're the foo, foo!

Feeling Your Pain: Huh?

Beary McBearington: I dunno. I just said it.

Feeling Your Pain: Ah. Sounds interesting.

Beary McBearington: Very interesting.

Feeling Your Pain: So...

Beary McBearington: 'Sup?

Feeling Your Pain: Nothing much. I'm trying to get this thing in the thing, but it keeps bending and won't go....

Beary McBearington: O.o

Feeling Your Pain: What?

Beary McBearington: That sounded wrong.

Feeling Your Pain: ...I took this picture out of its frame and whenever I try to put it back in it keeps bending and won't go in right. What did you THINK I was talking about!?

Beary McBearington: Well, you see, when a man loves a woman...

Feeling Your Pain: OMGZ LOL ROFL BBQ NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHUT UP!!!! I'M STILL INNOCENT!!!!

Beary McBearington: It's better to stay that way, my friend.

Feeling Your Pain: ....You didn't seem that way a second ago.

Beary McBearington: ....I see my pills have failed.

Feeling Your Pain: Huh? What the heck are you talking about?

Beary McBearington: I take pills for my split personality. That's also why I seem so loopy all the time.

Feeling Your Pain: Wow, dude. I never knew. So, it's all the pill's fault?

Beary McBearington: Lalalalalala..... That spoon is ...........

Feeling Your Pain: Apparently not completely -_-

Beary McBearington: That's a funny emoticon. Hey, guess what!?

Feeling Your Pain: What!?

Beary McBearington: I can make a bunny! See?
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Feeling Your Pain: Heh heh, that's a pretty cool bunny.

Beary McBearington: He looks all soft and sweet now, but to be quite honest, he's gonna take over the world one day and be an evil dictator and make me his little monkey puppet.

Feeling Your Pain: Um... I'll go along with it for now. How exactly will he come to power?

Beary McBearington: He's going to pop out of this computer and eat us all.

Feeling Your Pain: I see. When.

Beary McBearington: I'd say about now.

Feeling Your Pain: Emmett, you do realize...

Beary McBearington and Feeling Your Pain have signed out due to being eaten by an evil bunny.

Author's Note: Guys!!! I love you!!! I got a TON of reviews for my story. I'm so glad to be doing so well! I hope I get a ton of reviews for this chapter, too. Maybe Emmett and Jasper will come back to life... If I don't get at least 5 reviews [not only for this chapter, for the whole story after I post this chapter... -hint hint-] they won't come back. O yea, Legend of Zelda fans... Monkey Fighter Ninja [AKA my uncle Jimmy] has a story called The Frivolous Saga, and was wanting me to advertise it in some of my stories. So, check it out if you have the time, and PLEASE leave a review. Do it for me. Because you love me like that. :D