Oh I just had to. Jasper's part was easier than I'd expect. I'm losing interest in this story. Reviews help a lot. As said before, they're my lucky charms. And I need my source of calcium. Enjoy(:
25 Ways To Annoy Jasper Hale
Call him Jasper Cullen.
Make him watch replays of Vampires Suck, the part where Bella gets a paper cut.
Give Bella a paper cut in front of him.
Tell him that his "babe" Alice did a great job last night.
Make him play chess with Alice.
Make him play chess with Edward.
Go near him and swish your hair, fully exposing your neck.
Tell him real men don't sparkle.
Since he looks like he's always in pain, give him asprin.
If that doesn't work, use Tylenol.
Every 2 minutes of speaking with Jasper, tell him you're hungry and attempt to bite him.
Give him a hickey.
Expose your neck and tell him he doesn't have the balls to get what he wants.
When he starts to attack you, push Alice in front.
Say "Wow, but you have the balls to kill your girlfriend. Harsh, dude. Just plain harsh."
Ask him if he wants therapy after the "birthday incident".
End every conversation with bite me.
For his birthday, give him tickets.
Ask him why he's always in depression.
Before he can respond, tell him that he's not suppose to bite himself, just cut if he wants to being a stereotype!
Splatter red paint all over Alice and record the reaction of them two.
Sign him up for the school's blood drive.
Scream occasionally when talking to Jasper.
Flick holy water into his water every 2 seconds.
Press a cross onto his forehead and start chanting "Go away. Go away."
Wow, wasn't this fantastic/sarcasm! I'm losing it, my touch. Reviews will cure me, so take a minute to press that button right below, and review. I am still in need of my source for vitamins. Calcium, complete. LUCKY CHARMS!