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Chapter XXXVI: Bets and Medication
Written by: AllApologies451994
Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight, any of its characters, the song Dr. Feelgood by Motley Crue, or Fruits Basket. Those rights go to their respective owners.
Carlisle: Carlizzle My Nizzle
Edward: Mind Your Own Business
Emmett: Beary McBearington
Jacob: BigBadWolf
Jasper: Feeling Your Pain
Alice: Hyperactive Fairy
Bella: No One Knows
Esme: Mother War
Renesmee: LochNessMonster
Rosalie: Blondie
Mind Your Own Business, Beary McBearington, Feeling Your Pain, and No One Knows have signed on
No One Knows: Hey,dudes! !?
Mind Your Own Business: Honey, are you okay? You're acting a bit off....
No One Knows: Yea, I'm fine. But I did lose a bet with Emmett.
Feeling Your Pain: What kind of bet did it happen to be?
Beary McBearington: Nothing that bad... Why do you always assume it's something bad if I'm in it.
Mind Your Own Business: ...For some unknown reason, I don't trust you.
No One Knows: He's telling the truth... dawg. He was going to eat human food, and I bet he wouldn't be able to do it. He said he could, and I said he couldn't, and he said he could, and I said he couldn't....
Feeling Your Pain: Ahem.... Onto the story....
No One Knows: O yea! I knew I was missing the point, foos! Well, we bet to see how many Hot Pockets he could eat before he couldn't hold anymore. I told him if he could hold 10 I would talk like this, yo!
Beary McBearington: Bella.... Dear, sweet Bella.... If there was one thing you shoul've learned in your time here, it should have been to never doubt my mad skillz.
Mind Your Own Business: What "skills" are you referring to? The one you have that enables you to be stupid?
Feeling Your Pain: Actually, no, he takes pills for that.
No One Knows: Emm, dude, you're on drugs!? Sweet! Can I has some?
Beary McBearington: If you really wang... You know what's hilarious?
Feeling Your Pain: What?
Beary McBearington: The guy who prescribed them to me was...
Mind Your Own Business: Was... who?
Beary McBearington: Dr. Feelgood!
No One Knows: You lie!
Beary McBearington: How are you so sure?
No One Knows: Because I took those pills off your shelf just then and all the bottle says is "The Good Stuff".
Mind Your Own Business: Actually, those are my pills.... I take them when I'm depressed....
Feeling Your Pain: Why, do they make you feel high?
Mind Your Own Business: Dude, I'm the baby. Don't judge me.
No One Knows: *judges* You get an F!
Mind Your Own Business: Why, thank you.
Beary McBearington: Bella, you're not talking the way you're supposed to....
No One Knows: I'm not talking at all, retard, I'm typing.
Beary McBearington: No need to get technical....
Mind Your Own Business: Dude, you're just mad because she burnt your biscuits.
Feeling Your Pain: Dude, that was lame.
Beary McBearington: NOW WHO'S BISCUITS ARE BURNT, FOO!?
Feeling Your Pain: I'm out.
No One Knows: I'm with you. Let's go.
Feeling Your Pain and No One Knows have signed off
Beary McBearington: Bring it, foo!
Mind Your Own Business: No, YOU bring it!
*Emmett and Edward get in a fight*
Carlizzle My Nizzle has signed on
Carlizzle My Nizzle: Guys, can you take this outside? I don't want you breaking my house again.
Beary McBearington: That's not a bad idea... Come on, Rat Boy!
Mind Your Own Business: Wait... Huh?
Beary McBearington: ...Nevermind.
Carlizzle My Nizzle, Mind Your Own Business, and Beary McBearington have signed off
A/N: Hey guys! I hope you've enjoyed the newest installment of my story! ...O yea, I make a reference in here you should know about. In this chapter, Edward and Emmett begin to argue until Carlisle tells them to go outside as to not break the house. If you've ever seen an anime called Fruits Basket, you will ind this familiar: Emmet = Kyo, Edward = Yuki, and Carlisle = Shigure. I even added where Emmett calls Edward Rat Boy, an obvious reference to the show. If you haven't checked it out already, I highly reccomend it. Well, that's all for now. REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!