Your love, your love, your love is my drug. One of my favorite songs(:I know there aren't any numbers, I'm too lazy to put it down since fanfiction cuts them off. I'm a lazy bum. Regarding the title…I decided to mix it up? It's a nice title and really fits Rosalie.
25 Ways To Make Rosalie Hale Bite Your Head Off
Break all her mirrors.
Call her ugly, 'nuff said.
Remind her constantly of how she is not human and never will be.
Tell her you killed Nessie.
Dye her hair swamp green.
Shrink all her clothes in the washer.
When she tries them on but it's too small, call her fat.
Remind her constantly that she can't reproduce.
Ask her if Emmett has to use a condom since she can't reproduce.
Start singing Sexy, Naughty, Bitchy Me.
Call her a whore, floozy, easy, etc.
Ask her if she was a slut back in school.
Pay a guy to go up to her and ask her how much. (a plus with Emmett by her side)
Pay another guy to go up to her and ask her if she's good. (a plus with Emmett by her side)
Make her read the book, Uglies and tell her it's dedicated to her.
Give her diet pills.
When she asks them why you gave it to her, look at her up and down and tell her she needs them.
Remind her constantly of how Edward doesn't show any interest or affection towards her.
Remind her of how Edward shows affection towards Bella.
Say Bella is more beautiful than her.
Say, "You're pretty. –she smiles- pretty ugly." And run away laughing your butt off.
Dye her hair rainbow.
Ask her if she comes from peacocks.
Straighten her hair and tell her she has great hair.
When she thanks you, tell her you didn't know plain and ugly was the new style.
Sooo? How was it? I know, it isn't my best work. I've been slacking off because school's close and I need to read books. Stupid must have a library card before checking out books rule. :P Review(: