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Chapter XXXVII: Renesmee Meets Chocolate
Written by: AllApologies451994
Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight or any of it's characters. Bla bla bla bla... RAWR!
Carlisle: Carlizzle My Nizzle
Edward: Mind Your Own Business
Emmett: Beary McBearington
Jacob: BigBadWolf
Jasper: Feeling Your Pain
Alice: Hyperactive Fairy
Bella: No One Knows
Esme: Mother War
Renesmee: LochNessMonster
Rosalie: Blondie
Mind Your Own Business, Beary McBearington, No One Knows, and LochNessMonster have signed on
Mind Your Own Business: Hello, my dear family and Emmett. What's up?
Beary McBearington: Dude, I am part of your family. I'm your brother. Why did you include me separately?
No One Knows: Because he don't love you like he did yesterday.
Beary McBearington: Really, Edward? Don't you love me anymore?
Mind Your Own Business: No.
Beary McBearington: Why?
Mind Your Own Business: Because you're annoying.
Beary McBearington: Am not.
Mind Your Own Business: Am too.
Beary McBearington: Are not.
Mind Your Own Business: Are too.
Beary McBearington: Are not.
Mind Your Own Business: Are too.
Beary McBearington: Fine then, you win this round. But this is not the last time you will see me!
Mind Your Own Business: Duh, we live in the same house, stupid.
No One Knows: No insults, we have a child in the conversation.
Beary McBearington: That reminds me of something.... Hey Nessie, want Uncle Emmy to show you a new trick?
LochNessMonster: Um... why?
Beary McBearington: Because, it'll be fun.
LochNessMonster: Well, alrighty then.
No One Knows: NESSIE, DON'T---
Beary McBearington and LochNessMonster have signed out
No One Knows: I'm gonna kill him.
Mind Your Own Business: Yea, me too.
No One Knows: He's so annoying!
Mind Your Own Business: I know, plus he broke all my CDs in half!
No One Knows: *grins sheepishly*
Mind Your Own Business: Um... that WAS Emmett, wasn't it?
No One Knows: Actually, no. It was Alice and me. We thought it would be fun to pull a prank on you for not letting me go shopping with her.
Mind Your Own Business: TRAITOR!!!
No One Knows: I didn't know it would hurt you, I'm sorry.
Mind Your Own Business: It's alright, I can't stay mad at you.
No One Knows: Um, since you can't stay mad at me, I think this may be the perfect moment to tell you....
Mind Your Own Business: Tell me what?
No One Knows: I stole all your Green Day posters because I think Billie Joe is hot.
Mind Your Own Business: ....Um....
No One Knows: Are you mad at me?
Mind Your Own Business: ......
No One Knows: You are, aren't you?
Mind Your Own Business: I'm not... going to... say... anything....
No One Knows: Dude, I soooooo got you!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! You're so gullible!
Mind Your Own Business: Um... this was a prank? *laughs nervously* I totally knew that.
No One Knows: Yea right! *in the background, she reaches under her desk and pulls out a poster with the American Idiot logo and another one with Billie Joe, Tre, and Mike standing in front of a green screen*
Beary McBearington and LochNessMonster have signed on
Mind Your Own Business: What did you do with our daughter!?
Beary McBearington: Nothing much... I just showed her a new trick, like I said....
No One Knows: What kind of trick!?
LochNessMonster: CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!! MUST. HAVE. MORE. CHOCOLATE!!!!
Beary McBearington: THAT kind of trick.
Mind Your Own Business: YOU KNOW HOW HYPER THAT STUFF MAKES HER!!!! WHY DID YOU GIVE IT TO HER!?
Beary McBearington: Because you said you didn't love me.
Mind Your Own Business: Dude, I was JOKING!
Beary McBearington: Really?
Mind Your Own Business: Really.
No One Knows: Yea, I was just making a lame reference to MCR when I said "he don't love you like he did yesterday". What are you, stupid?
Beary McBearington: No, I is spechelle.
LochNessMonster: GIVE ME MORE CHOCOLATE OR I'LL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF YOUR PATHETIC BODY!!!!!
No One Knows: Nessie, PLEASE calm down....
LochNessMonster: Ugh... I feel so... sluggish... What just happened?
No One Knows: Wow, that worked quite well.
Mind Your Own Business: I don't think this had anything to do with you... Thank God for Jasper's ability...
Beary McBearington: Darn that Jasper....
Mind Your Own Business: Well, since you failed... wanna go to McDonald's and make fun of everyone who looks fat?
Beary McBearington: I'm in.
No One Knows: Me too.
LochNessMonster: Me four.
No One Knows: Don't you mean three?
LochNessMonster: No, I mean four!
Mind Your Own Business: But three comes after two...
LochNessMonster: I MEANT WHAT I SAID AND I SAID WHAT I MEANT!!!
Beary McBearington: AN ELEPHANT'S FAITHFUL ONE HUNDRED PERCENT!!!
Mind Your Own Business: ....
No One Knows: Well, let's go!
Mind Your Own Business, Beary McBearington, No One Knows, and LochNessMonster have signed out.
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