I know, long time no update. It's Wednesday and since school starts at a little later on Wednesday, I have an hour to spare! Hooray! Plus, I woke up early. What time is it? 5:26. Well I woke up at 5:00 but tried to fall back asleep. I talk too much, and now you shall read. ;)
25 Ways To Annoy Emmett Cullen
Hide his video games.
Remind him of how Bella won in an arm wrestling match.
Challenge him to an arm wrestling tournament.
When he accepts start shouting "Bella! Bella! I need you to do me a favor!"
Watch his facial expression.
Poke his chest.
When he asks you why you did that, say you assumed he was on steroids and wanted to see if he'd grown abnormally large man boobs.
Stick small annoying signs like Kiss Me, Hug Me, Kick Me, etc on his back.
Tell him some grizzly bear is stuff in his teeth.
Tell him to see a therapist since he is abnormally pale, large, etc.
Scare him by telling him that grizzly bears are extinct.
Get everyone except for Emmett to go on vacation.
When Emmett asks where everyone is, tell him Rosalie's wedding.
Then say loud enough for Emmett to hear that you wonder why he wasn't invited.
Get Jacob to back you up on this.
Break the TV.
Tie Emmett up in front of the broken TV.
When he gasps and starts crying call him a big baby.
Tie Emmett again and start smashing all his video games in front of him.
Watch him cry again, give him a baby bottle and pat his back while saying that it's ok, it's going to be okay (even though you know that it's not hehe).
Give Emmett a bible and tell him how he should stop obsessing over sex.
Put a red sock in a pile of Emmett's white clothes.
When all clothes are turned pink, make Emmett wear them to school.
Start the rumor that he's gay.
Paint his Jeep pink with little flowers and a hula girl as a decoration.
I know, it's terrible. At least that's what I think. What do you guys think? Did this in a short 20 minutes. Very proud of my mad typing skills! haha