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Chapter XXXVIII: Of Moose, Platypi, and Green Day
Written by: AllApologies451994
Disclaimer: Bla bla bla bla Q. That means 'I own nothing' in my own special language.
Carlisle: Carlizzle My Nizzle
Edward: Mind Your Own Business
Emmett: Beary McBearington
Jacob: BigBadWolf
Jasper: Feeling Your Pain
Alice: Hyperactive Fairy
Bella: No One Knows
Esme: Mother War
Renesmee: LochNessMonster
Rosalie: Blondie
Mind Your Own Business, Beary McBearington, and No One Knows have signed on
No One Knows: I'm bored.
Mind Your Own Business: Well hello to you too.
Beary McBearington: Hey Edward, I bought you a present. To make up for giving Nessie that chocolate.
Mind Your Own Business: Aw, how sweet!! ...What is it and what's it's fault?
Beary McBearington: Nothing! Absolutely nothing!! Here, I'm going to bring it to you real quick.
No One Knows: Aw, how sweet. Nothing like brotherly love...
Mind Your Own Business: Yes there is. GameInformers and bananas. [GameInformers are a kind of magazine I subscribe to, but mommy and daddy won't let me resubscribe to them just yet, and I'm running out of issues... so grr...]
No One Knows: O yea, and Green Day!!!
Mind Your Own Business: My Chemical Romance!!!
No One Knows: Green Day has a song called Platypus (I Hate You), so there!
Mind Your Own Business: O yea, well... My Chemical Romance has a song called Kill All Your Friends!
No One Knows: Platypuses are better.
Mind Your Own Business: I believe the plural of platypus is 'platypi'.
Beary McBearington: Hey Edward, you like your gift?
Mind Your Own Business: It's a platypus!! I think I'll name it Perry! [Reference to Phineas and Ferb]
No One Knows: Hey Emmett, what's the plural form of platypus? Is it platypuses or platypi?
Beary McBearington: Hm... I believe it is platypee
Mind Your Own Business: Dude, that sounds wrong.
Beary McBearington: So?.
No One Knows: Well, what's the plural of moose? Is it mooses? [Random MCR reference... this is Frank...]
Mind Your Own Business: No, it's meesi. [This is Mikey...]
Beary McBearington: Eff off, it's meese. [Gerard's line... only edited :D]
Mind Your Own Business: Nah, I'm good.
No One Knows: I'm still bored...
Mind Your Own Business: I'm not, Perry and I are sitting here talking and playing and stuff.
No One Knows: Hey Emmett, go buy me a platypus.
Beary McBearington: Kay. Wanna come with me to see which one you like?
No One Knows: Yea, sure.
Mind Your Own Business: I'll go, too.
Mind Your Own Business, Beary McBearington, and No One Knows have signed off
A/N: DUDES!! You've stopped reviewing me!!! Is my humor stylings off or is it because I'm white? If it's the latter, you can review and call me a cracker... I don't mind.... Margaret calls me that all the time. If it's my sense of humor, review me and tell me something that would be funny to put in here. I have to admit, my sense of humor is a bit off [I find it hilarious whenever someone says "Thank you for the coffee", (but I have a reason, Umbrella Academy: Apocalypse Suite #5)] so if you have something else for me to add in here I would appreciate it. Thanks for reading this and leave me a review. :D