Hello! This is going the be the last of this story. Sorry to disappoint. I'm just doing the Cullen family along with Jacob or I'd have to do EVERYBODY and you know how long that'll take. Do you KNOW how long the list of characters are? Well…enjoy(:
25 Ways to Annoy Renesmee Cullen
Ask her how old she is.
Tell her that she's a tall freak for such young age.
Call her gigantic, fat, bigfoot, etc.
Call her the Lochness monster.
When she asks you why you called her that, tell her "It is your nickname (Nessie), right?"
Tell her to stop being such a baby.
Ask her if she's going to marry Jacob some day.
Tell her to see a doctor.
When she asks you why, say that she might have a growth issue.
Give her tampons.
When she gives you a confused facial expression, tell her that you think that her growing so tall and so fast is because of puberty.
Poke her chest.
When she said ow ask her, if their tender.
Remind her constantly of how she broke her mother's ribs during birth.
Remind her that she almost killed Bella.
Tell her that Alice can't read her mind.
When she says that she doesn't care, tell her that Alice can't predict her future periods.
When greeting her, say "What's up Lochness Monster?"
Watch her give you a death glare while you laugh hysterically.
Whack her with a shield.
Say "Can't penetrate that shield, can you?"
Tell her that since she was imprinted on by Jacob, that she is entitled to him forever.
When she says that she doesn't care cause she loves him, tell her that she will have to follow him around like a slave.
Tell her that Edward hated her at first.
Tell her that Jacob hated her at first too.
This one was harder because I had no inspiration, so I know It sucks. Review? Please? :( I know it's a pile of crap because I needed to quickly write this. Stupid homework. I'll be starting a Degrassi fanfiction for my favorite coupling Eclare (Eli and Clare). Hopefully I get some review on THAT. Anyway, did you like this story or list I guess.