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Chapter XXXIX: Of Arguments and Long Names
Written by: AllApologies451994
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Carlisle: Carlizzle My Nizzle
Edward: Mind Your Own Business
Emmett: Beary McBearington
Jacob: BigBadWolf
Jasper: Feeling Your Pain
Alice: Hyperactive Fairy
Bella: No One Knows
Esme: Mother War
Renesmee: LochNessMonster
Rosalie: Blondie
Mind Your Own Buisness and No One Knows have signed on
No One Knows: Dude, I'm soooo bored....
Mind Your Own Business: ...Really? Would a 'hello' really hurt?
No One Knows: Hello.
Mind Your Own Business: Hi.
No One Knows: You're boring me. I'm gonna go get my platypus.
Mind Your Own Business: Cool. What did you ever name your platypus?
No One Knows: Billie Joe Mike Tre Gerard Frank Bob Ray Mikey Kurt Dave Krist Cullen. But I call him Bob for short.
Mind Your Own Business: Wow. That's a mouthful of names.
No One Knows: Well, I was gonna name it Billie Joe Mike Tre Gerard Frank Bob Ray Mikey Kurt Dave Krist Armstrong Dirnt Cool Way Iero Bryar Toro Way Cobain Grohl Novoselic Cullen. Either way, I was gonna call it Bob for short, so I guess it doesn't matter.
Mind Your Own Business: Wow. Some name it has there. Mine's Perry Bert Cullen.
No One Knows: Why Bert?
Mind Your Own Business: I dunno, it's so plain and simple. I was torn between Bert and Phil, but I chose Bert.
No One Knows: I would've chose Phil.
Mind Your Own Business: Why?
No One Knows: I dunno, I just like the name Phil better than Bert.
Mind Your Own Business: You're weird.
No One Knows: No, YOU'RE the weird one.
Mind Your Own Business: I beg to differ....
No One Knows: ...On the contrary I agree with every word that you say. [If anyone gets this reference tell me and I'll give you a special prize. I has cookies! ( : : )]
Mind Your Own Business: ANYWAYS... I think we should stop this. We really shouldn't argue about weirdness.
No One Knows: This isn't an argument, this is a creative discussion.
Mind Your Own Business: Argument.
No One Knows: Discussion.
Mind Your Own Business: Argument!
No One Knows: Discussion!
Mind Your Own Business: You're just mad because I'm right and you're wrong.
No One Knows: No, you're just too stubborn to admit that I'M the one who's right and YOU'RE wrong!
Mind Your Own Business: ...Let's just give this up.
No One Knows: Alrighty then. Wanna let our platypi have a playdate?
Mind Your Own Business: Sure.
Mind Your Own Business and No One Knows have signed off
A/N: Hi guys! I apologize for this chapter's shortness and crapitude, but I'm in a rough spot right now so... Yea... Besides, I'm the baby, you're not allowed to judge me. The only reason you guys got this is because I just had a Moon Pie and a glass of water (I've given up Pepsi...) and I'm SO loaded up on sugar! Trust me, one Moon Pie isn't really a lot for most people, but if you're like me, you get all hyper and crap when you get one. Plus, I got the idea of Bella and Edward having an argument and BOOM! This was born. So, I hope you've enjoyed it, and please leave a review :D