Hey, peeps! This trailer is Star Trek 2009, my most favourite movie of all time! But this isn't an official trailer, no way. I made this one myself! (That's probably why it's so bad!)

Coming Never,

Lil' Kūkai: My name is Kūkai Soma!

From Hikari-Shizuka-Loves-Chekov,

Kazuomi: Do you think you were meant for something better, something special? Enlist in Starfleet.

Kūkai: -laughs- Enlist?!

-Kairi and Kūkai sitting next to each other-

Kairi: Space is disease and danger after darkness and silence.

The new Enterprise crew,

-Nagihiko sighs-

Nagihiko: Ensign Authorization code nine, five, v-wictor, v-wictor, two
Computer: Access Granted.

Must put aside their differences,

Tadase: Course laid in.

To save Earth from destruction,

Yuu: I like this ship! It's exciting!

And prove themselves,

Ikuto: Do not lecture me on the merits of emotion.

To everyone,

-Lulu and Kūkai sitting in bar-

And to themselves.

Lulu: Wow. For a second there, I thought you were just a dumb hick who only had sex with farm animals?

Kūkai: -laughs- Well… not only…

Star Trek

Yay… for all you awesome peeps who've seen this movie, can you guess who's who? Winners get a cookie!