Twilight on Windows Live!
Chapter XLI: Random Stuff
Written By: AllApologies451994
Disclaimer: I don't own anything except... Ooo! That trumpet over there looks shiny and has keys on it! Woo! (And yes, I do play a trumpet... it's over there in the corner somewhere)
A/N: This chapter is completely random and crap, and I think a lot of you will flame me for this chapter for pure stupidity. But this chapter is dedicated to Margaret, because this chapter was her idea. (PS reviewers for last chapter are mentioned at the bottom, as Bert promised he would mention you guys....)
Carlisle: Carlizzle My Nizzle
Edward: Mind Your Own Business
Emmett: Beary McBearington
Jacob: BigBadWolf
Jasper: Feeling Your Pain
Alice: Hyperactive Fairy
Bella: No One Knows
Esme: Mother War
Renesmee: LochNessMonster
Rosalie: Blondie
Special Guests!!!
Harry Potter: The Wiz
Billie Joe Armstrong: Green Dude
Gerard Way: FranticRomantic
Margaret: Roger Roger
Me: AllApologies451994 (as you can see, this is going to be a random fanfic....)
Mind Your Own Business, BigBadWolf, LochNessMonster, and The Wiz have all signed on
Mind Your Own Business: Hi guys... Who all are in this conversation?
BigBadWolf: Well, there's you, Nessie, me... and who are you?
LochNessMonster: Jakie Poo? Will you protect me from the big bad monster?
BigBadWolf: Maybe.
LochNessMonster: What do you mean, maybe!?
BigBadWolf: I dunno if I can face up to him myself.
Mind Your Own Business: And to think one day you will be my son-in-law....
The Wiz: I am Harry Potter. I have just recently found out that not only wizards exist, but so do vampires.
BigBadWolf: Yup, and so do werewolves.
The Wiz: I already know. My best friend is a werewolf.
LochNessMonster: You're friends with those guys from La Push?
The Wiz: ...What? No, I mean Lupin.
Mind Your Own Business: Jake, you didn't tell me about anyone named Lupin...
BigBadWolf: That's because I don't know a Lupin.
The Wiz: Ugh... you guys just don't understand... I'm not from here. I live in Britain, and go to a school called Hogwarts, which is a school of witchcraft and wizardry. I am a world famous wizard. ...Are you guys telling me you've never heard of Harry Potter!?
Mind Your Own Business: Nope. Not a clue.
LochNessMonster: You remind me of someone I read a book about... His name was Barry, and he had two friends named Ron and Hersnidey, or something like that, and was up against a villain called Lord Moldybutt.
BigBadWolf: Yea, I think I read the same one... But I think the names are wrong...
The Wiz: ANYWAYS, as I was about to say... WIZARDS ARE BETTER THAN VAMPIRES!!
LochNessMonster: Well, I'm out.
BigBadWolf: Me too.
Mind Your Own Business: Wait, why?
LochNessMonster: This is your fight, not ours. I'm only a half-breed.
BigBadWolf: And I'm a werewolf.
LochNessMonster: So later.
BigBadWolf and LochNessMonster have signed off
Mind Your Own Business: What makes you think wizards are better?
The Wiz: Because, we can use magic, we have human like feelings, and we don't have to move every few years.
Mind Your Own Business: Well, I have superpowers and I live forever. So ha!
The Wiz: Not necessarily. I could rip you to shreds and burn the pieces.
Mind Your Own Business: And I could just break your spine.
The Wiz: THAT'S IT! I'M INVITING SOME PEOPLE OVER WHO WILL TELL YOU THE TRUTH!
Mind Your Own Business: And who would that--
AllApologies451994 and Roger Roger have been added to this conversation
AllApologies451994: ..And I was like... whoa. I just killed a lot of plants... Wait.... HOW DID I GET HERE!?
Roger Roger: I dunno, I guess we were invited.
AllApologies451994: Well I know that, I was wondering who by.
The Wiz: IT IS I, HARRY POTTER!!!
Roger Roger: Yea, and I'm the pope.
Mind Your Own Business: Really, it's actually him.
Roger Roger: Yea, and I'm actually the pope!
The Wiz: .........
AllApologies451994: Don't judge her; we used to roll down stairs when we were in Kindergarten.
Mind Your Own Business: I know I'm gonna be sorry for asking this, but... why?
Roger Roger: IT WAS FUN, BUDDY!
The Wiz: ....Well, we invited you here to ask who's better; wizards or vampires?
Mind Your Own Business: Please say vampires.
The Wiz: NO SWEET TALK ALLOWED!
Mind Your Own Business: Sorry.
The Wiz: You should be.
AllApologies451994: I don't know... this is too tough....
Roger Roger: I go with wizards. Harry Potter is better than Twilight!
AllApologies451994: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL THEM THAT?
Roger Roger: Why?
AllApologies451994: Because, it's rude.
Roger Roger: So? It's true, isn't it?
AllApologies451994: Um... yes, but.... We'll get back to you guys later. BYE!
Roger Roger and AllApologies451994 have signed off
The Wiz: Well, I believe we got our answer.
Mind Your Own Business: Yup. Wanna go get a *twitches* burger?
The Wiz: Why did you twitch?
Mind Your Own Business: I have a *twitches* twitching problem *twitches*.
The Wiz: O. Well, alrighty then. Let's go!
Mind Your Own Business and The Wiz have signed off
Meanwhile, in another conversation....
AllApologies451994: DUDE! YOU DON'T SHOW FAVORITISM!
Roger Roger: I'm sorry, I told you already....
Green Dude and FranticRomantic invite AllApologies451994 and Roger Roger into another conversation....
Green Dude: GREEN DAY OWNS MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE
FranticRomantic: I believe you are confused, my poor Billie Joe...
Roger Roger: OMG GEE AND BILLIE JOE!!!
AllApologies451994: OMGWaBJA!! IT'S YOU GUYS!!!
FranticRomantic: Tell them that MCR is better than GD!
Green Dude: No, Green Day is better than My Chemical Romance!
Roger Roger: Well, I love you both... Hey, Billie Joe...
Green Dude: ...What?
Roger Roger: Will you marry me?
Green Dude: Um... nah.
Roger Roger: Is it because I'm white?
Green Dude: No... I already have a wife...
AllApologies451994: Well, I wanna marry you both, so....
FranticRomantic: Well, if you don't say MCR is better, I'll slap you.
Green Dude: And if you say Green Day is better, I might kiss you guys...
Roger Roger: O, what to pick!? I don't wanna be slapped by Gee, but I wanna be kissed by Billie Joe...
AllApologies451994: Um... let's just agree you guys both have great bands and let's all go get some *twitches* burgers.
Roger Roger: YOU STOLE DALTON'S LINES!!!
AllApologies451994: Whatever. Let's go.
Green Dude: Kay.
FranticRomantic: Alrighty then.
AllApologies451994, Roger Roger, Green Dude, and FranticRomantic have all signed off
A/N: I HOPE YOU'VE ENJOYED--- I mean, I hope you've enjoyed this crappy chapter. This goes out to Margaret and Dalton (I stole his burger/twitching line...), and also...
Bert: LET ME TELL! LET ME TELL!
Me: Okay Bert, go ahead....
Bert: This goes out to:
twilightgal4life (Margaret actually already recommended it to me, and I loved it. "Snape. Snape. Severus Snape. Snape--" "DUMBLEDORE!" It's sort of where the HP inspiration come from lol)
mindreadingweirdo (Awesome review, I loved it lol)
SGP (YOU CAN'T HAVE BERT'S AWESOMENESS! lol)
Renesmee Is Awesome (I'm glad you love the story, your feedback means a lot!)
aderrett (Thanks! I love hearing my story is weird. It means I'm doing my job juuuuuuuust right :D)
Me: Anyways... please leave me lots of wonderful reviews---
Bert: YOU'RE HOGGING MY SPOTLIGHT!
Me: Too bad, I'm the author. Anyways, thanks for your support, and I hope you continue to review my suckish story with wonderful feedback, even though it is a big pile of cow poop. :D