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Chapter XLII: Emmett Turns Smart (For a Day)
Written by: AllApologies451994
Disclaimer: I own nothing except.... Wait, shouldn't you already know I own nothing?
Carlisle: Carlizzle My Nizzle
Edward: Mind Your Own Business
Emmett: Beary McBearington
Jacob: BigBadWolf
Jasper: Feeling Your Pain
Alice: Hyperactive Fairy
Bella: No One Knows
Esme: Mother War
Renesmee: LochNessMonster
Rosalie: Blondie
Carlizzle My Nizzle, Mind Your Own Business, Beary McBearington, Hyperactive Fairy, and No One Knows have signed on
Carlizzle My Nizzle: RAWR!
Hyperactive Fairy: Um... that was oddly out of character.
Beary McBearington: Yup, sure was.
Mind Your Own Business: RAWR TO YOU TOO, MR. TURTLE!!
No One Knows: Um.
Carlizzle My Nizzle: It's our secret greeting.
Hyperactive Fairy: Hate to burst your bubble, but... it's not so secret anymore. You sorta just used it in front of everyone.
No One Knows: Yea, you sure are a dumb smart person, you know?
Beary McBearington: That's an oximoron.
Hyperactive Fairy: O.M.G.W.A.B.J.A. (O My Gerard Way and Billie Joe Armstrong). You just used a big word in a sentence properly!
Carlizzle My Nizzle: I always knew you had it in you, son.
Mind Your Own Business: Finally, I can be proud to call you my brother!
No One Knows: Yea! We love you Emmett!
Beary McBearington: Um... pi.... is.... 3.14159......
Hyperactive Fairy: OMG!!! HE KNOWS THIS!!!! I think I'm gonna cry! I'm so proud!
Beary McBearington: ...............Speaking of pie, can I have some of the peanut butter kind?
Carlizzle My Nizzle: ...You just had to go out and ruin the moment.
Mind Your Own Business: ...If anyone asks, I don't know you.
No One Knows: I don't love you anymore. I'm closing your fan club.
Beary McBearington: I... had a fan club?
Hyperactive Fairy: You used to. But you turned dumb again and now it's closed.
Beary McBearington: Well... I can find a way to make you guys like me again!
Carlizzle My Nizzle: How?
Beary McBearington: You'll see... YOU'LL ALL SEE!!!
Beary McBearington has signed off
Carlizzle My Nizzle: Well that was odd.
Hyperactive Fairy: Yup. Sure was.
No One Knows: So.... you guys up for some Mountain Dew and reading GameInformer?
Mind Your Own Business: Sure.
Carlizzle My Nizzle, Mind Your Own Business, Hyperactive Fairy, and No One Knows have signed off
A/N: RAWR!!! I IS BACK FROM THE GRAVE TO BRING YOU OVER TO MY SIDE! Haha, just kidding. ...Or am I? Hmm... I'll give you guys this; if you review this chapter, when I take over the world, I won't be (as) harsh to you. And Bert will love you! Plus, obviously, this is a two-part chapter. I wanted to leave a cliffhanger to get you guys to review, so here it is. And maybe I shouldn't've told you my plan to rule the world yet, but there it is. So, review and maybe part II will come up sooner! Also, if you have any ideas on what Emmett is going to do, tell me, because I honestly have no clue right now *sheepish grin* O yea.... When Bert and I rule over the world, these people will live with us in the awesomest castle ever and not have to put up with all the torture all the non-reviewers will. These wonderful people are...
Bert: Can I tell them? Please?
Me: No.
Bert: Please?
Me: No.
Bert --
Me: ...Sure.
Bert: --eeeeeeeeeeeeeease? Wait. Really?
Me: Go for it.
Bert: YAY! These people I'm about to mention are the awesomest awesomes that have ever awesomed...
Me; DON'T STEAL MY LINE!
Bert: *ignores* Are...
SGP (Sure, you and Bert can get married. But you have to name one of your children after me :D)
Renesmee Is Awesome (Thank you so much for the review! I'm glad that you like my story so far, and haven't given up on me yet. Thanks for still reading!)
mindreadingweirdo (I love your reviews! They're so random and hilarious! I cracked up laughing while reading it and I attracted several funny looks from my family [and my dog] I really appreciate it, and thanks for still reading!)
margaret .roger roger. (...YOU STOLE MY LINE IN YOUR REVIEW! I can't believe it. I'M THE awesomest awesome that has ever awesomed. But anyways. I appreciate your review nonetheless. :D)
twilightgal4life (I can't believe you guys are still reading this! It seems like everyone else has left. I'm glad you still like my story and took time to review this piece of crap. O yea, and me and Margaret have a sort of inside joke about the letter Q... I'll explain the history of it in WYSNTJAaB, along with where Emmett gets his GameInformers [the last one is a huge MAYBE, but the Q story is true :D])
Well, thank you for reading this piece of crap, and please review telling me how much you love my cheesy story! Please? Bert will love you forever....