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Chapter XLIII: Emmett Turns Smart II
Written by: AllApologies451994
Disclaimer: I own nothing except my own imagination and bla bla bla... You guys know the drill.
Carlisle: Carlizzle My Nizzle
Edward: Mind Your Own Business
Emmett: Beary McBearington
Jacob: BigBadWolf
Jasper: Feeling Your Pain
Alice: Hyperactive Fairy
Bella: No One Knows
Esme: Mother War
Renesmee: LochNessMonster
Rosalie: Blondie
It was a dull, boring evening. Emmett was trying to think of a way to get everyone to love him again, just as he had said he would. He pondered for a long while, when all of a sudden, an idea came out of the sky and hit him on the head. No, literally. There was a bee fly out of the sky and tried to sting him in the face. But anyways.
Emmett had called everyone to the living room to impress everyone with what he referred to as his 'smaricals'. Really though, all he was going to do was put up a spelling bee and win. Nothing that special.
They all ran in there, but only because they were so bored with whatever they were doing that they had no other choice.
When everyone had arrived into the living room, they had noticed something different about the room. There was a HUGE stage in the middle of the living room, where the couches and television and all the chairs used to be. Everyone looked around in wonder and started murmuring among themselves.
"Wow... something looks different in here, but I just can't pinpoint exactly what it is.... O! Hey Emmett, did you get a haircut?"
Everyone turned around to look at Jasper really funny, and Edward slapped him upside the head.
"Ow, that hurt."
"It should have. Maybe it knocked some sense into you" claimed Edward. He contemplated this for a bit before saying "Yea, I think it did."
But Emmett stopped him from beginning to ramble (thank goodness!) before he could even start by calling everyone up on stage, sitting in alphabetical order by last name.
"But dude!" exclaimed Bella, "We all have the same last name! You know, you're smartitude isn't looking any bigger or better right now."
"Well, get in alphabetical order by first name!"
So everyone lined up on stage. Alice, then Bella, Carlisle, Edward, Emmett, Esme, Renesmee, and finally Rosalie.
"Speaking of alphabetical order," Emmett went on, "do any of you guys know where the word 'alphabet' comes from? No? Well, it comes from the first two letters in the Greek alphabet, 'alpha' and 'beta'...."
"Can we just get on with this already!?" Edward looked at him pleadingly and angry, at the same time. It looked kinda funny on Edward's face, but o well. At least it got Emmett to get on with everything.
"But wait..." he finally said. "We need someone to read off the words! Any volunteers?"
Almost everyone raised their hands, but there was one person who didn't....
"Carlisle! You can do it!"
"Um, that's okay Emmett, I really should get back to work...."
"Are you going to quit on me now? Of all times?"
"Well, I don't want to, but..."
"O, really? You just don't love me anymore!"
"No, I do, it's just.... Fine, I'll do it!"
Emmett squeed like a little school girl (which caused him to attract funny looks from everyone [including a few random people who showed up JUST to look at him funny]), but he didn't seem to notice. Carlisle called Alice up first.
"Alice, your word is..."
"Yea yea, I already know, purple. P-U-R-P-L-E."
She ran back to her seat and smiled smugly.
"Erm, that was very great, sweetie. Up next... Bella!"
Bella looked down at her feet and blushed, but walked up there anyways. Well, attempted to, I should say. She tripped about four times along the way, and fell twice. She then blushed even deeper.
"Wow, Bella! You look like a mater!" said Jasper in his hillbilly-like voice. Edward and Alice snickered while Rosalie shot him a glare.
That caused Bella to blush that much harder. Yea, it wasn't that great.
"Okay, your word is.... scruple!"
She then looked at him in shock and said "Um, may I have a sentence, please?"
Emmett looked at her funny, but said something along the lines of "Carlisle, allow me to." and then stood up.
"Okay Bella, your sentence is... 'If you don't get this word right, you are definitely scrupled."
She looked at him funny, because she knew this was not the right way to use that word in a sentence. She may be dumb, but she isn't stupid.
"Um... S-C-R...O-O-P-L-E."
"I'm so sorry Bella, but the correct spelling is S-C-R-U-P-L-E. But good job anyways!"
She tripped a lot, but managed to get back to her seat.
"Edward, you're up."
"Um, Carlisle?" Rosalie started, "It wouldn't be fair to let Edward go. He'll read your mind and cheat. I don't think you should let him go."
Edward mouthed a 'thank you' to Rosalie and stepped off the stage.
"Well, Emmett... I guess you're next...."
Emmett squeed with delight and ran up to the microphone.
"Your word is... onomatopoeia." [for those of you that don't know what that is, it's a word that expresses sound. Like 'moo' or 'oink' or something.]
"O, please! Challenge me a little! O-N-O-M-A-T-O-P-O-E-I-A! Now, there are many other words I could spell, so I'll just go down and spell all of the other ones...."
While he ranted on spelling words that no one knows the meaning of, everyone left. But he didn't seem to notice, he was too busy being annoying.
The moral of this chapter? I really don't know, but don't try to be someone you're not, or you'll end up looking like some idiot and aggravate the crap out of everyone.
A/N: Sorry about the shortness and crapitude of this chapter. I just had to get it over with. I'm running low on reviews. On the bright side, though, I have 192 reviews!!! Just 8 more and I can do a 200th review special! O yea, and if you guys have any idea for what that'll be, leave me a review telling me what you want it to be... Which will only increase it up to 200 easier! :D O yea, and happy Valentines Day! If you have anything you want to leave me or Bert (my hobo I include in my stories, to some of you new readers that don't know who he is), just leave it for us in a review! Spread some belated V-Day love for me and my precious hobo, Bert! :D