Twilight on Windows Live!
Chapter XLIV: Of Innocence and Teenagers
Written by: AllApologies451994
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or any of it's characters, and I do not own the song Teenagers by My Chemical Romance. Yet I DO own Bert the hobo. SO DON'T STEAL HIM!! If you want to use Bert for your story... well.... YOU CAN'T HAVE HIS AWESOMENESS!! :D (PS he isn't even in this chapter, I just wanted to let y'all know ;P)
Carlisle: Carlizzle My Nizzle
Edward: Mind Your Own Business
Emmett: Beary McBearington
Jacob: BigBadWolf
Jasper: Feeling Your Pain
Alice: Hyperactive Fairy
Bella: No One Knows
Esme: Mother War
Renesmee: LochNessMonster
Rosalie: Blondie
NEW ADDITIONS:
Seth: Boo Boo
Quil: InkPen
Embry: Endless, Nameless (yea, you can tell I got lazy with these guys [If you get the reference in Embry's name, I award you for your awesomeness by giving you the chance to hang out with Bert for a day.])
BigBadWolf, Boo Boo, InkPen, and Endless, Nameless have signed on
Boo Boo: Howdy Guys!
InkPen: O no, it's Seth....
Boo Boo: Um, should I be insulted?
Endless, Nameless: I believe you should.
BigBadWolf: Ah, poor, innocent Seth... The real world will hurt you one of these days.
InkPen: Yea, especially them there teenagers. You know, I heard a song about teenagers once.
Boo Boo: What was it called?
InkPen: Teenagers.
Boo Boo: Well, I KNOW it's about teenagers, but what is the song called!?
Endless, Nameless: Seriously, the name of the song is Teenagers!
Boo Boo: Fine then, don't tell me. Sheesh.
BigBadWolf: Seth. Will you answer ONE question for me?
Boo Boo: Sure, anything. What?
BigBadWolf: Are you stupid!?
Boo Boo: Nah, I'm just special.
Endless, Nameless: Yea, special ED.
Boo Boo: Why, thank you!
InkPen: That was an insult.
Boo Boo: Really? Aw, I hate you guys.
BigBadWolf: Honey, you're not the first, and you CERTAINLY won't be the last.
Boo Boo: Ew.
InkPen: What?
Boo Boo: He just called me 'honey'.
Endless, Nameless: I'm sure he didn't mean it like THAT.
InkPen: Yea, buddy.
Boo Boo: Well, I can't help it. I'm just a baby!
BigBadWolf: You may be A baby, but I am THE baby. So there!
Boo Boo: I'M TELLING LEAH YOU'RE BEING MEAN TO ME!
InkPen: Go for it, dude. She'll just tell you to get away.
Boo Boo: Yea, you're probably right. But it's at least worth a shot. Bye y'all.
BigBadWolf: Well, we have to go too. Going to McDonalds. I wanna freak them out with how much I can eat in one sitting.
InkPen: This will be so fun!
BigBadWolf, Boo Boo, InkPen, and Endless, Nameless have signed off
A/N: Hey guys! Sorry that it's been a while. I've just now got my internet up and running. And my birthday's coming up, so I've been making plans. My actual birthday is March 25, but I'm having my party the 20th. We have to start going to school on some Saturdays, so that's why I can't do it the 27th. Stupid school. I had to miss today because I was sick. But anyways. I hope you've enjoyed the chapter enough to review and wish me happy birthday/get well soon :)