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Chapter XLV: Of Wallet Snatching, Plant Killing, Frank the Unicorn, and Margaret Taking Batman's Cape

Written by: AllApologies451994

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight, the quote about the wallets, Batman, or anything here that doesn't seem like it would come from my imagination. BUT I DO OWN FRANK THE UNICORN! He visits me every night in my dreams. He wanted to be named after a musician, so I named him after Frank Iero. I was gonna name him Tre, but nah. It didn't suit his personality :D

Carlisle: Carlizzle My Nizzle

Edward: Mind Your Own Business

Emmett: Beary McBearington

Jacob: BigBadWolf

Jasper: Feeling Your Pain

Alice: Hyperactive Fairy

Bella: No One Knows

Esme: Mother War

Renesmee: LochNessMonster

Rosalie: Blondie

SPECIAL GUESTS!!

Margaret: Roger Roger

Gerard Way (who happened to have a birthday April 9th :D) : Frantic Romantic

Batman: Batman

Mr. Reid: Mr. Reid (I'm so original, aren't I?)

Me: AllApologies451994

Beary McBearington, Hyperactive Fairy, and No One Knows have signed on

Beary McBearington: I AM BOB, HEAR ME ROAR!

Hyperactive Fairy: O dear, this can't be good.

Beary McBearington: What can't be good?

No One Knows: Um, Emmett?

Beary McBearington: ?

No One Knows: O no, this could be worse than I thought. He got in my stash. I know that personality anywhere.

Hyperactive Fairy: Emmett! I told you that wasn't apple juice!

Beary McBearington: It wasn't?

Hyperactive Fairy: NO!

Beary McBearington: So THAT'S why I've been seeing unicorns!

No One Knows: *facepalms*

Beary McBearington: I'm not lying! His name is Frank, he's exactly 7'4'', purple with orange polka dots, and his horn is colored green.

Hyperactive Fairy: I need proof that he exists.

Beary McBearington: I can't do that.

No One Knows: That's 'cause he's not real.

Beary McBearington: Yes, he is! He only comes out at night, and you have to have special sunglasses to see him.

Hyperactive Fairy: Where can I find some of these glasses?

Beary McBearington: Nowhere.

Hyperactive Fairy: Why?

Beary McBearington: I have the only pair in the world.

No One Knows: Well, can we borrow them?

Beary McBearington: Sorry, I already told Batman he could borrow them next.

Batman has signed in

Batman: Did someone call?

No One Knows: OMG you're real!?

Batman: Uh, yea. I'm here, aren't I?

Hyperactive Fairy: How do we know that you aren't some Batman impersonator pretending to be Batman?

Beary McBearington: Well, I could invite some people over to make sure he's the real deal...

No One Knows: Okay, go for it.

Batman: This is ridicu---

Roger Roger, Frantic Romantic, Mr. Reid, and AllApologies451994 have been invited over

Frantic Romantic: Well, that's odd... It tastes like somebody stole my wallet... ya know?

Mr. Reid: *whistles suspiciously*

Roger Roger: Mr. Reid? You took Gee's wallet?

Mr. Reid: Nooooo....

Frantic Romatic: Drop the act, Mr. Reid. I KNOW you stole my wallet.

Mr. Reid: I swear I didn't! Did I, Roger Roger?

Roger Roger: Mr. Reid, my name is Margaret, and yes, you did. I saw you.

AllApologies451994: Yea, and I saw it too!

Frantic Romantic: Seriously, give it back!

Batman: Um....

Roger Roger: OMGW IT'S BATMAN!

No One Knows: Yea, it's kind of a funny story....

AllApologies451994: Okay, why did you invite us over?

Beary McBearington: We need to see if this is the real Batman or just an impersonator.

Roger Roger: Well, I can find that out easily. Hang on just a second.

Frantic Romantic: I wasn't kidding. I want my wallet, now.

Hyperactive Fairy: Can you forget about your wallet for now!? We have to find out if this Batman's a dud!

Batman: I'm right here, reading every word you're typing, you know.

Hyperactive Fairy: I know. You were supposed to.

AllApologies451994: OMGW!

Mr. Reid: What?

AllApologies451994: Someone just sort of walked by my house and killed all the plants!

Frantic Romantic: *hides plant-killing materials behind back*

AllApologies451994: GEE! I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON OUR SIDE!

Frantic Romantic: That's what you get for keeping me locked in your closet.

AllApologies451994: Yes, but you got away!

Roger Roger: And you rescued Billie Joe!

No One Knows: .........

Beary McBearington: So, is he the real Batman or not?

Roger Roger: Not anymore!

AllApologies451994: Margaret, I told you not to take out your anger on strangers....

Roger Roger: No, stupid, I took his cape!

Batman: HOLY CRAP! *turns into regular guy named Carl, and changes his name to Carl*

Carl: Why did you do that to me?

Roger Roger: Because purple cows only fly to the moon on the fifth Saturday of every month in June!

Mr. Reid: You can't get any truer than that.

Frantic Romantic: Seriously though, I want my wallet back.

Mr. Reid: ...Nah.

Everyone signs off due to some kind of electric explosion due to the author being too lazy to come up with the real reason everyone signed off :)

A/N: Sorry for all the randomness! I hope y'all have enjoyed this chapter (I made it especially long [well, as long as I'm going to make anything]) and forgive me for my unannounced hiatus. I've just been really lazy, plus... Well, no need for excuses. I'm just a lazy 13 year old :D