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Chapter XLVI: Of American Idiots, Bert the Hobo, Grandmothers, and Frank the Unicorn!
Written by: AllApologies451994

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight, or American Idiot (Green Day), but I DO own Bert the Hobo and Frank the Unicorn. If you dare to use them in your stories, I will find out where you live, and give you nightmares where I'm torturing you, while I'm taking on the form of your grandmother. :D

A/N: I know vampires aren't supposed to sleep or anything, but all the vampires in my stories have humanlike qualities. It wouldn't work otherwise. They can drink, eat, sleep, and get high, just like we can :)

Carlisle: Carlizzle My Nizzle

Edward: Mind Your Own Business

Emmett: Beary McBearington

Jacob: BigBadWolf

Jasper: Feeling Your Pain

Alice: Hyperactive Fairy

Bella: No One Knows

Esme: Mother War

Renesmee: LochNessMonster

Rosalie: Blondie

GUESTS!

Frank the Unicorn: Imaginary32597

Bert the Hobo: Bert

Carlizzle My Nizzle, Beary McBearington, Feeling Your Pain, Hyperactive Fairy, No One Knows, Imaginary32597, and Bert have signed on

Imaginary32597: Howdy y'all! What is up!?

Bert: Your face.

Carlizzle My Nizzle: Well, that was a bit rude.

Hyperactive Fairy: I can't believe it. There is a unicorn and a hobo... in the SAME conversation!

Feeling Your Pain: Alice, stop being an idiot. Unicorns aren't real.

Imaginary32597: Yes, we are. We take it quite offensive when someone don't believe in us. We're the far off cousins of horses.

Hyperactive Fairy: Hey, I'm no regular idiot. I am THE AMERICAN IDIOT!

Feeling Your Pain: ....You're never gonna get to borrow one of my Green Day CDs ever again.

Beary McBearington: Why not? :'(

Feeling Your Pain: ...Not you, stupid, Alice.

Bert: Can I borrow Warning sometime?

No One Knows: What the heck does a hobo want with a Green Day CD?

Carlizzle My Nizzle: Maybe he needs it because he's running low on music.

Bert: Nah. I just wanna see if he'll let me borrow it.

Carlizzle My Nizzle: Ah, makes sense.

Feeling Your Pain: Nah, you aren't worthy enough to listen to Warning. Why don't you go back to Lady GaGa or something?

Hyperactive Fairy: Was that an insult to Lady GaGa?

No One Knows: The world may never know.

Imaginary32597: Why is everyone ignoring me? I'm a unicorn, I'm at worth at least $400,000,000 .

Beary McBearington: 'Cause we don't love you like we did yesterday. And we didn't even love you yesterday. THAT'S saying something.

Imaginary32597: Guys, is this true?

Carlizzle My Nizzle: Um...

No One Knows: Yup, pretty much.

Imaginary32597: Alright, I see how it is. Tonight, when you're least expecting it,I will haunt you in your sleep, and torture you while I'm in the form of your grandmother. ...Or turtle, for Emmett.

Beary McBearington: OMG HOW DID YOU KNOW MY NAME!? DON'T HURT ME!!!!!

Beary McBearington has just signed off

Hyperactive Fairy: Hey, Frank, that was pretty funny. When are you gonna tell him that was just a joke?

Imaginary32597: I wasn't kidding.

Feeling Your Pain: R-r-really?

Carlizzle My Nizzle: Um, I believe in you, Frank! DON'T HURT ME!

Imaginary32597: Too late, the damage has been done. See y'all tonight.

Imaginary32597 has signed off

No One Knows: I sure hope he was kidding.

Bert: It doesn't matter to me, I'm just a hobo. I could really care less.

Carlizzle My Nizzle: Well, alrighty then.

Hyperactive Fairy: How about we all run away in terror?

Feeling Your Pain: Sure.

Everyone else has signed off

A/N: Review or I'll send Frank after y'all, too! :D