This is directly copied from Meilynn64's reply. xD Since you guys wanted a reply for the last email, I persuaded my wife to make a collab. And yep, she's basically the one writing Axel and I'm the one writing Roxas. (:Again, this is based off our RP.
Enjoy.
An Email for Roxas
Hey. Sorry. I would have replied three days sooner but I've been a little busy. Reno came to visit and he is still in his 'give me attention' stages. It's worse cause he actually stole and hid my laptop from me. It's not just your parents who don't want us together. My Aunt Tifa doesn't want us together but that's just because she's homophobic and a bitch. Is it still too early to know what the babies are? Roxas… I don't know how I'll survive this month without you around to touch and hold and kiss and just see your smiling, sometimes angry and scary, face. But, we can do it, right? We've been through worse. True?
How are you, Roxas? What have you done? You haven't stopped loving me, right? You haven't been stolen from me, true? I trust you with every fiber in my being and I know you won't cheat on me, but since you are away from me you get to see how horrible I am for you. (Don't say that I'm not because I know I am.) You do deserve better than me, but I won't let you go without a fight and without knowing that you are safe and happy.
I really want you around too. Two weeks and three days since you left. I thought that I did something wrong because you just up and left. But now I know that it's your parents, right? But why would they do that, besides the fact that they hate me. They went THAT far to make sure that we couldn't talk or anything?
Wait a minute… Was this the whole reason why you were so depressed before you left? Sorry, I'm slow but you know this.
I AM excited to know that you are pregnant. I mean, we are going to grace this world with a beautiful babies! ^_^
I don't care how weird it is that you are pregnant. B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L B-A-B-I-E-S! Got it memorized? –tapping temple like always- Who cares about Xemnas? What happened to him after the Organization was destroyed? He… well, I don't know what happened. I want to know when you're due date is. If you aren't back before your due date then I'm coming over there and your parents can shove it because I'm not leaving you like that. I REFUSE to do that. And if your family just hates me even more then, then let them. I don't care. Don't be scared, Roxas. I'm… I'm sorry. I really wish I was there. I know it's not funny and I can't even pretend to know how scared you are. But everything is going to be fine. I promise!
The news hasn't made it to the States yet. And even if it did, you know I don't watch or read the news. Too depressing. If you want, I can come to Japan and blow up every reporter that I see. You KNOW I will do it if you tell me too. I'm sorry. It wasn't just my fault though. You were being all….. Sexy-Roxy! How am I supposed to hold it in when you are all… Imma stop there before I get myself in trouble. …
Roxas, you've been around your parents too long. Being gay isn't a bad thing. You are not being punished for being with me but if you think it's punishment then we can separate and you can give the babies up for adoption or I can get full custody of them. But I would rather you be here with me to raise them.
I already have the honey moon planned out, remember? That cruise? I can't do anything about the marriage until you come home or we can do it through e-mails.
Try to stay off of your feet then and take warm bathes, like really, really warm bathes. It's fine. You are not complaining too much.
How is the HELL is that a BRIGHT SIDE? You KNOW I do NOT like him! Despise and loath and detest and the feeling of wanting to MURDER him means NOTHING compared to the way I really feel towards that silver haired… THING!-twitch twitch-
-twitch twitch- You gave me a permanent twitch, Roxas. You know this, right? If so, then that's good. Oh. And you can tell him to NOT try ANYTHING with you or that Swiss cheese from China thing will be a pleasure cruise. PLEASURE CRUISE! If he does ANYTHING, ANYTHING AT ALL, I will put him through PAIN! LOTS AND LOTS OF PAIN! I'd be going to jail because of him! –twitch-
You keep that up and you're in trouble when you get home and not the good trouble. The trouble where I don't touch you… That's punishment for me too. O.O NO! I won't record my face for your enjoyment… My loveable butt hole. T_T
Only two more weeks before you come home? REALLY? SERIOUSLY? YOU AREN'T LYING?-dies-
I shall always love and pamper you, Roxie-Bear~! (You invite Riku over and that nickname stays with you until I lose my hair. Don't say you love it because I gave it to you and you told me to never use it again. HA! Take THAT! Imma stop now before I make you mad at me and you don't come home.)
You aren't abusing or bullying me, Roxie-Bear! I love you too much to… Well, I know you won't do that to me because that's just not in your nature and I know you. (I'm inside your mind! Haha….) I don't say you're perfect for my health. To me, Roxas, you are the most beautiful, most perfect, most everything to me. I like it when you are mad! Or, do you not mean it in that way? –smirks-
I'm... Not good without you around. I roll over in our bed and reach over to pull you closer but I'm just met with an empty, cold space that smells like you. But even your scent is leaving me. Sometimes I think I can hear your laugh in the house but I'm not. I'm just hearing things and I'm going crazy I guess. I actually saw you the other day but I went to touch you and you vanished. You were sitting at the table reading a book and eating some cup noodles like you used to always do.
You can't say anything about my hair because you said my hair turned you on. But, it's good to know I'm not the only one missing everything about you. You aren't the only one who fights to get out of bed in the morning and fighting to get through the day. I usually don't get out of bed until noon. It's horrible, I know. But I still get up and get out.
I've really been bad, but I'll be fine when I actually get to talk to you, even for three seconds, on the phone. I'll get better just by emailing you too. You won't get in trouble for this, will you?
Nobody is more special than you but I have been unfaithful. I got a cat. -nods slowly- Well, the neighbor's kid threw it over the fence and it landed on my head... Remind you of a time at the beach? -smirks-The cat, who I named Mickey because it looks like a FAT mouse, is fine. I think he wants to eat me and kill me, Roxas. I wonder if you'll have a better time with him. But that's about the extent of my unfaithfulness. I still love you very, very much.
I call everyday. HEY! I heard you in the background talking! THAT made my day! Seriously! Either that or you have a clone... Scary but awesome.
Are you sure that there isn't anything between you and that THING? I don't want him stealing you from me. I'll steal you back, but just the fact that he had your heart while you're with your parents...
Emery is looking for you. He actually thinks you left because of him. But he is only one. He's been good. He cried all day when he couldn't find you and for two days he didn't talk. I took him to the hospital and the doctor said it was fine. Do you think your dad will let you talk to him so that he believes me when I say that you didn't leave because of him? I hope so.
No. Emery still doesn't eat my food. Thank God for Kairi and Sora otherwise he wouldn't eat at all and I'd have to force feed him. He still loves bananas. Wait. I take that back! He eats my banana pudding and banana bread, I still haven't added the nuts to the dough because he doesn't have all of his teeth yet. He still wants your chicken pie but Sora made some macaroni and cheese and he loved it. Kairi made Chicken Alfredo and he kind of liked that. But that's only cause Kairi made it too spicy for Emery. Emery can walk just fine, he can't run as well though. It's kind of funny to watch him run a long distance. I mean, it's not but it is. He ends up tripping. I don't laugh at him. He's determined though. When he falls he gets back up and runs again. Amazing little thing. He keeps cleaning the house saying "Mama no like dirty. Memry clean and Mama come back, Dada?" And he looks up at me with those big blue eyes, that look like yours, of his and you can see the tears that he wants to let out. I keep telling him that you didn't leave because of him but he doesn't listen to me. He just nods and goes back to cleaning. He keeps trying to get the cleaning supplies from under the sink so I had to move them to that cabinet that I don't like above the stove.
Tell me what you want to eat when you come home and I'll make it for you! I mean it! You know I will because I spent all day cooking all of those foods, which I sent to the church down the street because you didn't eat any of it. No. I haven't found a five star restaurant to work in yet. I'm still wanting to go to college to learn more but I don't see the time. (Kairi left again. Do you know where she goes too? I know it's Naminé's fault cause Naminé was here the day before she left.) Of course my Roxie-Bear gets that luxury! 8D I know you love me and you love bullying me. It's your hobby, right? Haha..
How is Raven? Emery does miss her but he doesn't ask about her as much as he used to. I can tell he misses her though because we drove by her old house yesterday to take Reno to the airport and he pressed his face to the window and laughed saying, "DADA! Waven! Dada, Mama Waven?"
I wonder if they know that they were siblings in a past life?
I'll be there when you give birth. I swear. Even if I get put in jail for it. Your parents can't keep me from seeing my kids and, I'm sorry to say, but I don't care if I get you disowned. I'm not going to let you go into the delivery room all by yourself.
If I could, I'd grab your hand and hold onto it tightly and I wouldn't let it go. I don't know how much I can stress the fact that I'll be there when you give birth.
I love them because they are our babies. You don't have to love everything that I love, Roxas. You make me happy just by being yourself and being with me—which is still a miracle and I still thank the Gods above that I have you and your heart.
Oh. Okay then. Don't get in any kind of trouble that will make your parents make you stay longer, okay? PLEASE! I don't think they will disown you. They would have done it when they found out you were with a guy—which reminds me, I still have that outfit that I met your parents in~! -winks and smirks-
Two weeks from the day that you sent me this e-mail, right? I'll stay the night at the airport if I have too. -nods firmly-
I've been waiting for you since you left and I haven't been unfaithful (unless you count Mickey). I love you and trust you with my whole heart too.
You couldn't hate me! I can't hate you!
I love you so much too. You are even more amazing, Roxas.
I've been eating lots and I'm healthy too. Okay. As long as you're eating for three. You should eat NINE times a day though. That way you get three meals and the babies get three meals each too. But I know you won't and you're probably going to throw a show at me for suggesting and saying that. But I shall be waiting for your sexy abuse baby! Sorry. Kairi has me reading and watching some really weird shows.
Love you so much,
Axel.
P.S.: I'll be waiting for your hopeful reply. But don't get in trouble and be forced to stay there longer. Okay?
P.S.S.: HEY! THIS IS KAIRI! TELL YOUR PARENTS TO LET YOU COME BACK BECAUSE Axel IS A MORONIC LIAR! HE IS NOT EATING THREE TIMES A DAY! NOT EVEN TWICE! ."""" IF MY BROTHER DIES OF MALNUTRITION, I'M GOING TO BLOW SOMEBODY UP WITH A STOLEN BAZOOKA AND SHOOT SOMEBODY WITH THAT SHOT GUN THAT LEA GAVE ME! ANGFDASLHGFJLK,L...
P.S.S.S.: Sorry. Kairi got the keyboard and lied to you. Don't listen to her. I'm eating.